hobo pizza

A true Hobo Pizza is when a group of homeless men chip in and buy a plain pizza. They put it on center of an old mattress under the bridge by the train station. Then they all jerk off in unison and jizz on the pizza. Then they eat it.

I made a few bucks washing car windshields with a greasy rag. Who's up for some hobo pizza.

by icyhot123 October 28, 2013

lumpdate

Report on lumps found on the body.
Reason for mother to call constantly.

My mother called to give me the latest lumpdate. She said it was the biggest one the doctor had ever seen. Big as a grapefruit.

by icyhot123 February 21, 2009

Dwelve

To stay on a topic too long and in too much detail.

The autistic child would dwelve on the train schedules for years.

by icyhot123 January 10, 2009

Wisconsin

Massive dump. Trump said he lost in 2020 because there were massive dumps of votes in various states including Wisconsin.

I took a Wisconsin last night after that beefy dinner and my tummy ache went away.

by icyhot123 November 29, 2020

Floss one’s teeth

Have oral sex with someone that has pubic hair

She flossed her teeth so many times last night, she had to get her stomach pumped. Floss one’s teeth for 25 dollars.

by icyhot123 May 28, 2018

Fishegass.

Combination of the yiddish word, mishegas, meaning craziness or crazy talk and fish. Crazy talk about fish.

That custom of tying a carp to the bed for better health is just a bunch of fishegass.

by icyhot123 January 10, 2009

Shoenicorn

Can also be spelled Shunicorn. It is a beautiful shoe you own. You cannot find its mate but it is too good to throw away. You will never wear it and it makes you sad.

Why do you have those beautiful single shoes on your shelf at work.

They are Shoenicorns and I am just thankful to be able to look at them

by icyhot123 July 19, 2009