hytham_hammer's definitions

slex

sleepy sex: non-effectual sex.

agh...all I had from her last night was slex!.. man that bitch was stoned outta her skull!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

,,ll,(-_-),ll,,

This is the latestes, l33t3st and surest middle-finger flagdown/putdown there is and will be!
It combines the middle-finger (or, 'the looong finger' yo!) + the ring finger together with both hands out...for a sure-fire 'Fuck You!' effect!

Use at large against hobitches who think that the sun shines outta their 'lonley' asses. B-Hz!

Also known as: Super-finger/ su-fi/ ,,ll,/ ,,ii,

-Hammer: Hey Meagan! Fank you very fankin' much fer one thing, ya lil' Meh-Spacer hotard: I have grown back my pubes and my cockasaurus looks great! <<explanation needed 'ere...cause asshos like Meagan, tend to guzzle way too much jizzle quantities that studies have shown can happen to cause permanent-memory lapses!>> Ya wanted to have my cock with that full beard on it, 'member? Heeyaa! Here's fer 'fank yous':
,,ll,(-_-),ll,,

by hytham_hammer January 3, 2007

mucka

mother fucker.
UK DJspeak.

the muckas at the post office charged my letter to the Ali-o 95ps!....
(..Hey , Ali Essa...man have ya even recieved my letter?)

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

spoiler

in boxing: one who makes the other opponent look bad but not make himself look good too.

The boxing match was a real fuck-you-instantly fistfest, and we had an Annie Lennox wouldbe who was nothin' but a spoiler. damn!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

iPodolatry

iPod players that suck up your time and attention, epicially those minis.
iPodders around the world are redding the needle in their insatiablity to acquire the latest accessories and music, there's now a thing called 'iPod envy' and..(wait for it):
playlistism!

"I need that metallic-blue mini..." *plonks a coldass 300$ without blinkin'*!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

pocket rocket

1- a Japanese small turbo sedan.
2- in Texas hold'em, what you refer to as 'bullets' or aces.

1-wow!..look at that nikka ridin' in that pocket rocket Honda car, man..
2-John looked around and screened all faces to foretell who has them damn pocket rockets.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

turd fish

human excrement, washed up.
a UK term.

when swimming in Brighton, be careful not to come out of water with a turd fish on your head, blokey!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006