hugh g rection's definitions

tabarnacles

Swear word used in the French Canadian version of Spongebob Squarepants.

Tabarnacles, Patrice, you forgot to pull up your pants again!

by Hugh G Rection August 10, 2006

wanking with dinosaurs

BBC TV show (yet unaired) about the masturbatory customs of Tyrannosaurus Sex, Orgasmosaurus Ferox and other Mezozoic critters.

Did you know that little Velociraptors got off by humping the leg of giant sauropods?
Did you know that Microraptor Zhaoianus had a feathered dork?
If you didn't, then watch Wanking With Dinosaurs!

by Hugh G Rection May 29, 2005

shitzel

A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.

Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Blue Man Group

This so-called band, three bald guys painted blue... they play rock-and-roll for people who don't like rock-and-roll.

They are to rock kinda what Liberace was for classical music.
Some say they suck so hard that it amounts to a full-fledged blowjob.

Id rather sit on an anthill than watch the Blue Man Group

by Hugh G Rection October 29, 2009

rusty blumpkin

The act of receiving a rim job while concurrently taking a dump and receiving a handjob.

Man I got this rusty blumpkin last night, aboslutely filled this chicks mouth with crap.

by Hugh G Rection April 8, 2005

Hairsuite

A mammoth amount of long, black, shinning pubic hair protruding from one's vagina.

John McDonagh's sister has her orginal hairsuite from 1980.

by Hugh G Rection May 12, 2003

Netsex

Short fiction genre. The only form of literature written with one hand while jerking off like a crazed monkey with the other.
Note: Netsex is the leet term. Cybersex is used mainly by AOLers

Jeez, I had this awesome, screen-splashing, keyboard-mucking undies-hanging-from-the-chandelier netsex last night!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003