unsocial media

What social media has become
“It’s sad, but Trump, the Russians and their cronies have turned social media into an awful place of insults, bullying, lies, name-calling and other mean-spirited, vindictive behavior.”

“Yeah, unsocial media is pretty fucked up.”
by hodags1966 October 28, 2017
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People's Choice Award

Ted: "Wow, our democracy is now nothing but a "People's Choice Award." We quit caring about background, character, intelligence or other intangibles, and simply pick the most entertaining white guy."
Russ: "Yep, Trump is no Lincoln, Eisenhower or FDR. I guess half the country finds him entertaining enough to be leader of the free world."
Ted: "Makes great sense, doesn't it? You don't think the rest of the world is both freaking out and laughing at us at the same time, do you?"
by hodags1966 November 12, 2020
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MOTUS

Hey, so what idiotic, hateful thing did MOTUS say or tweet today?
by hodags1966 May 04, 2018
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Met my deductible

When you've paid for an expensive dinner with your date and now anticipate the rest of the night's entertainment might be free.
Damn. I hoped I had met my deductible paying for dinner and wine at that trendy restaurant, but she then asked me to drop her off at her friends!
by hodags1966 January 17, 2018
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A medical condition that prevents someone from speaking truth to power or making tough decisions, even at the expense of others and their own reputation and legacy. This illness swept through the GOP during the Trump years. EBS is caused by a lack of testicular fortitude.
“His unwillingness to disagree with Trump’s most recent wild-ass conspiracy is pathognomonic of Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS).”
by hodags1966 June 12, 2020
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Thansk

An alternative spelling of "Thanks," commonly occurring at the end of an email. Many grammarians consider "Thansk" a modern-day shibboleth signifying friendship between author and reader. More technically, many grammarians recommend that the author not "correct" this "typo," as it is no longer consider a typo.
"So there's plenty that could happen between now and then. Let's keep in close touch by email or text. Thansk, Ted"
by hodags1966 October 31, 2020
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Jump the Fox

Donald Trump's attack of Fox News after his 2020 election loss. This idiom pays homage to Fonzie's infamous shark-jumping on the TV show Happy Days. Just like Fonzie, Trump's action was one too many, and eventually lead to the breakup of the GOP into one camp of gaslighted worshippers and another of people still somewhat tethered to reality.
"Whoa, did Lindsey Graham also jump the Fox? What does Trump and the Russians have on the guy?"
by hodags1966 November 12, 2020
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