JOTUS

Joe Biden, President of the United States. JOTUS is a spin-off of POTUS.

(Joe of the United States.)

JOTUS and Kamala Harris were elected save us from any more damage caused by MOTUS, the Moron of the United States.

by hodags1966 November 08, 2020

wikipedic

encyclopedic

"Damn, Russ, your boundless knowledge is wikipedic!"

by hodags1966 June 10, 2020

Schwingularity

The exact moment your chubber crosses over to become a full-fledged hard-on

“Dammit! My hot teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so effing embarrassed. But hope my teacher was impressed.”

by hodags1966 November 10, 2020

Drop the Sharpie

Give up on a losing argument or a bad person

"I'm still waiting for the GOP to drop the sharpie and quit defending Trump's f-ups and crimes."

by hodags1966 September 24, 2019

NRA

What you say when someone asks you why the US flag is being flown at half-staff.

"Why is the flag half-staff?"
"NRA."
"Evil bastards. Which mass shooting was this? Hey, is it still 'too soon' to discuss gun control?

by hodags1966 November 10, 2018

anti-math

The logical next target for the anti-science climate-change deniers and the anti-Vaxxers.

"Oh, so, Chris, you don't believe in climate change? You're anti-science, huh?"
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Well, when that doesn't work out for you, maybe you can become anti-math."

by hodags1966 June 23, 2019

poor man's lettuce

potato chips on a sandwich

"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."

"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"

by hodags1966 October 19, 2017