hey's definitions
by hey December 14, 2003

by Hey January 13, 2005

by hey October 5, 2003

the COOLEST kid on the planet. Whenever a Mahizzle walks in the room you got to be quiet and salute him by yelling, "MAHIZZLE!" But don't do it in Mr. Chapple's class, he doesn't understand it.
Person #1: Mahizzles MY best friend.
Person #2: No he's MY best friend!
(in the background, "Everyone, Mahizzle's coming!)
Mahizzle enters the room.
Everyone: "MAHIZZLE!"
This of course is taking place NOT in Mr. Chapple's room
Person #2: No he's MY best friend!
(in the background, "Everyone, Mahizzle's coming!)
Mahizzle enters the room.
Everyone: "MAHIZZLE!"
This of course is taking place NOT in Mr. Chapple's room
by hey March 13, 2005

Any one from any ethnic background, who is lazy,stupid and sits on the porch all doing nothing at all. These people rely on the government to give them welfare checks and food stamps to live, even though they are able to work.
1: those porchmonkeys piss me off
2: yeah, they are real pieces of trash
1: how do these lazy people get aid for doing nothing and i cant get a dime from the government to help with school. Porchmonkeys have no potential in life.
2: yeah, they are real pieces of trash
1: how do these lazy people get aid for doing nothing and i cant get a dime from the government to help with school. Porchmonkeys have no potential in life.
by hey August 16, 2008

An overly loose vagina. like the one your mum has. all saggy and flappy commonly known to hang around the ankles.
by Hey January 11, 2004

by hey March 3, 2005
