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Definitions by Hey

π“§π“žπ“§π“ž_𝓑π“ͺ𝓫𝔂 

A young TikTok girl who is not very famous and is obsessed with: Cash Baker, Tom Holland, Billie Eilish, Ariana Grande, And Shawn Mendes
;) girl 1: Omg she is from TikTok

:) girl 2: she’s an π“§π“žπ“§π“ž_𝓑π“ͺ𝓫𝔂

porchmonkey 

Any one from any ethnic background, who is lazy,stupid and sits on the porch all doing nothing at all. These people rely on the government to give them welfare checks and food stamps to live, even though they are able to work.
1: those porchmonkeys piss me off
2: yeah, they are real pieces of trash
1: how do these lazy people get aid for doing nothing and i cant get a dime from the government to help with school. Porchmonkeys have no potential in life.
porchmonkey by hey August 16, 2008

mahizzle 

the COOLEST kid on the planet. Whenever a Mahizzle walks in the room you got to be quiet and salute him by yelling, "MAHIZZLE!" But don't do it in Mr. Chapple's class, he doesn't understand it.
Person #1: Mahizzles MY best friend.
Person #2: No he's MY best friend!

(in the background, "Everyone, Mahizzle's coming!)

Mahizzle enters the room.

Everyone: "MAHIZZLE!"
This of course is taking place NOT in Mr. Chapple's room
mahizzle by hey March 13, 2005

tommy lee 

The biggest pimp ever....10 inch penis...asian jacked and loves pootie tang
DSG 1: HEY SALLY i ------ tommy lee last night...
DSG 2: AWW U SLUT HES MY BIG MAN
tommy lee by hey March 3, 2005
A kids' tv show involving plastic-surgery freaks singing and telling stories.
Hi 5 by Hey January 13, 2005
cali- da (chinese for girl nerd)

1. a girl described as one who likes to study

2. someone who dates hot nerds

3. a tall woman
hey calida, why you dating point dexter?
calida by hey December 1, 2004

bucket flange 

An overly loose vagina. like the one your mum has. all saggy and flappy commonly known to hang around the ankles.
"flip flop flap" that's her bucket flange slapping against the inside of her knees
bucket flange by Hey January 11, 2004