hedley Clubnobber's definitions

newport

Newport, South Wales, another chav hot-spot badly in need of a WMD. Sandwich filling between Bristol and Cardiff like a bug between a road and a shoe. The Romans abondoned the area around 410ad and the British Labour Party eventually took over, hence it remains a ruin. The river Usk flows through it and the M4 goes past it. Never stop or you'll lose your hubcaps. Scene of Chaterist Rebellion and the founding of the Trade Union Movement, so not all bad news. Nice on the outskirts.

Newport Highlights;
Ringland, Alway, Somerton & Duffryn council estates designed by 1960's graduate town planners on speed, now scenic backdrops to Mordor; Pil for the final volcano scene.
Everything-for-a-Pound Shops.
Splendind Transporter Bridge (now that is a work of engineering art)
The Steel Works (now abandoned too)

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

chafer

A chafer: one whose weight is so extreme that the legs grate together or 'chaf'. Usually associated with a gravity affected ass, almost on the floor.

S/he's enormous, what a chafer!

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

manci

pronouncewd 'man-key': dirty, filthy, grubby, grimey; derived from a person living in Manchester, UK, known to all surrounding towns as 'Mancs', and associated with the industrial revolution when everyone and everything was a stranger to soap.

a) oh, look at her/him! S/he's manci!

b) indeed, s/he does comes from south Lancashire.

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

baghead

Term with which to affectionately chide one whose head, like a woman's handbag, contains everything and nothing all at the same time.

a. 'What are you up to now you baghead?'

b. 'I want a divorce'.

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

Harvard

A place where you can pay $100k.p.a for an education you can get in any mid-west whorehouse for $50.

He's a Harvard Man therefore he is stupid and spends lots of money on his son's/daughter's miseducation. (Similar to Yale, Oxford or Cambridge institutions)

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

politician

Trickster, highwayman, mugger, pick-pocket, sexually confused, conscience-free zone; possibly male or female, but likely to be lying about about it either way. intellectually stupid but with acute animal cunning. Knows only money thus major coporate-parties are able to slit the throats of generations yet to come without concern. In Britain politicians are not so much 'elected' as 'selected'. Often associated with child molestation, prostitution, murder, swindling, refuse, robbery, violence and fund raising bingo nights, when they put on a venere of humanity. As false as the shine on Satan's wings.

Labour, Conservative & Liberal - Britian's political Unholy Trinity.

Trustworthy politician = a contradiction in terms

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

spangle

a scattering of stars and also the name of a british hardened candy/sweet in the 1970's and contained the sorts of chemicals that sent kids into orbit. an affectionate term for one who shines out and is unique.

a. 'How are you spangle?'

b. 'I'll be fine when the sweets have worn off. Can you undo my space suit?'

by Hedley Clubnobber September 17, 2006