hedley Clubnobber's definitions

fundamentalist

Mental certainty. Fun at the start, never at the end. Someone who brings fireworks to Armageddon.

a. 'that's fundamentalist nonesense?!'

b. 'in the name of the Prince of Peace, die you doubter!'

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

baghead

Term with which to affectionately chide one whose head, like a woman's handbag, contains everything and nothing all at the same time.

a. 'What are you up to now you baghead?'

b. 'I want a divorce'.

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

Harvard

A place where you can pay $100k.p.a for an education you can get in any mid-west whorehouse for $50.

He's a Harvard Man therefore he is stupid and spends lots of money on his son's/daughter's miseducation. (Similar to Yale, Oxford or Cambridge institutions)

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

spangle

a scattering of stars and also the name of a british hardened candy/sweet in the 1970's and contained the sorts of chemicals that sent kids into orbit. an affectionate term for one who shines out and is unique.

a. 'How are you spangle?'

b. 'I'll be fine when the sweets have worn off. Can you undo my space suit?'

by Hedley Clubnobber September 17, 2006

care in the community

British poitical euphemism for 'piss off, we don't give a toss'. Usually applied to the disabled, elderly and infirm; a pre-requisite to depriving them of their savings and homes via low standard services. Normal to associate this with abandonment, loneliness and despair. The natural end to the industrial revolution.

Bank manager 1. 'Care in the community would be a good idea'.

Bank manager 2: 'Yes, we must tell the government to do it and sink those needy bastards'.

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

comp

British, sigular - short for 'comprehensive school'. State school system or chain of open prisons depending on whether you're a politician or actually live near/work in/ go to these shit holes. A process by which bright, intelligent, lively, inquisitive children are miseducated into sullen, stupid, violent, bored young adults ready for a life in front of the TV, so they can buy products for the rest of their lives until they die having accomplished....nothing.

Q. S/he's a complete moron. How did s/he get like that?

A. S/he went to a 'comp'.

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

EU

European Union; an organised hypocrisy of rapacious corporations, aristocrats and neo-catholics shepherding the mindless flock into Orwell's 1984. Modelled on plans set in place by one A. Hitler (popular Viennese painter and bon viveur; mid 20thC) then continued by every other Euro-demagogue since. Emblem on the EU Paliament, Goddess Europa riding a 10 headed beast. Nuff said! :(

EU taking you to Armageddon with style.

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006