harry flashman's definitions

Yuri

To be the first one to do something spectacular. Derived from the Russian Cosmonaut, Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space.

Anthony knew that the only way to boost sales on his AT-HOME-LIPOSUCTION kit was to do a Yuri and have his cousin Sal videotape the amazingly simple procedure using a bicycle pump, surgical tubing and a turkey baster.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

nugget

A pearl of wisdom, useful received information.

"Thanks for the nugget on Imclone", said Martha, not knowing that the phone was tapped.

by harry flashman July 21, 2003

cinchy

Delightfully easy.

Wayne cringed in fear when after telling the tailor, Mr Roberto, that he was unsure of his inseam measurement, Mr Roberto, grinning mischieviously said, "Cinchy, I'll just kneel down and measure it myself...shouldn't take but a few minutes."

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

problematic

A failing or inoperative automatic transmission.

When asked by the service technician at the garage if his automobile transmission was a stick shift, Bubba, having just attained a GED, replied, "No, problematic."

by harry flashman September 1, 2003

Rather not

To express a preference in network TV news viewing.

If my cable or satellite went out and I needed a news fix, I'd Rather not.

by Harry flashman July 29, 2003

gnude

To look ugly when naked.

You think Paul looks funky in speedos, you ought to see him gnude.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

juicer

1. A moist fart. 2. An alcoholic.

1. Dude...get some cross ventilation going quick...I'm fixin' to do a juicer. 2. Uncle Teddy is a juicer. (N.B., When referring to Senator Kennedy the definitions may be interchangeable.)

by harry flashman July 10, 2003