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My best friend from bulgaria. he is supa smart and dupa cool. He smokes grass and eats food
by Jon Schwartz August 25, 2003
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A Norfolk, English work meaning 'Strange'
Man 1: Look at that man he has a shoe on his head.

Man 2: Yes he is a total Rumen
by captainDB July 30, 2008
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i)a vehement yet completely pointless argument over matters which are of no real concern to anyone - esp concerning dictionary definitions.

ii)a lecture, tirade, rant.

iii)Guy Rumens
A:Where's John?
B:Oh, he got into a rumens with Kanye.

Man, I would come out, but my mum went off on a rumens at dinner.

Guy: Hello
Me: Hello Rumens.
by Mook November 14, 2004
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The first chamber of a ruminant's stomach in which bacteria break down food before it is returned to the mouth to be chewed as cud for nutrition.
Bubba: "Is Jolene got that PMS stuff...she been mighty cranky lately." Leroy: "Naw, her rumen upset."
by harry flashman July 30, 2003
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