Definitions by harry flashman

Fists of Furry 

Dexterous paws.

Fluffy met the new puppy with Fists of Furry.

Fists of Furry by harry flashman August 2, 2003

sinnerfold 

A fold out picture of a woman in a men's magazine.

"Hotdamn", yelped Bubba, "did you see the sinnerfold in this months' issue of Playboy?"

sinnerfold by harry flashman August 2, 2003

ration of shit 

Backtalk or verbal tirade.

Zip it, scumweasel...if I want a ration of shit out of you I'll squeeze your head.

ration of shit by harry flashman August 2, 2003

elf abuse 

An occasion of a small mischievious person playing a prank on his crank or a trick on his dick.

Mordred the Nimblehanded was turned out from clan Thistlewang for chronic elf abuse.

elf abuse by harry flashman August 1, 2003

wartling 

Faux term of endearment.

Junior, my little wartling, come to Uncle Bubba and tell him about what made the toilet back up.

wartling by harry flashman August 1, 2003

pisser 

A word used in mock earnest to indicate grave misfortune.

I read in the Boston Globe that Senator Kennedy has a prostate the size of a grapefruit...now ain't that a pisser!

pisser by harry flashman August 1, 2003

munio, ergo sum 

The credo of the asphalt worker: I pave, therefore I am.

I put "munio, ergo sum" on my resume and the road building company hired me.

munio, ergo sum by harry flashman July 31, 2003