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Shitty Wank Demon

A weird Youtube creature that stalks through Youtube looking for the next victim. May or may not have a virus in the video, but is otherwise harmless.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.
Don't go to the Shitty Wank Demon's world, it is made of raw sewage.
by happyatcommonsense March 26, 2019
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whapped

The sound that's caused by something flat hitting something else.
For example a belt will make a whapping sound when it strikes something.
The paddle whapped the boat when it struck.
by happyatcommonsense March 10, 2015
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trunchbull

A mean woman on the movie Matilda who harrased kids potentially killing them with little remorse until the end of the movie. Had a softer side in the scene where she thought a ghost of her deceased nephew has attacking her.
The Trunchbull threw a girl by her pigtails.
by happyatcommonsense January 29, 2015
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old earth creationism

Old earth creationism is a branch of creationism that holds to much of the secular dates assigned to the earth. Many hold to the day age idea that the creation days (Hebrew yom) could be eons or so of time. They reject macroevolution, particularly darwinian, and state that all creatures, including tiktallik, were either created by God or microevolved .
He adheres to old earth creationism.
by happyatcommonsense January 25, 2015
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Yahoo Answers

A site on Yahoo where people ask questions and usually receive answers. However it has been infiltrated by trolls, is rarely fixed when needed by Yahoo, people constantly report for nonsense reasons, and, especially in P&S and R&S, people roll and clog up the site.
Yahoo Answers is a fun site to see the questions.
by happyatcommonsense October 28, 2015
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Homo Erectus

1. Some early human group with ape like heads and used fire, stone tools, and very likely could speak.

They are NOT Neanderthals, even though they had the eyebrow ridge and bigger jaws thing going on.
1. These Homo Erectus humans might've interbred with early Homo Sapiens, and they lasted for a million years.
by happyatcommonsense December 3, 2017
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knout

A Russian whip. Different kinds exist such as a bunch of plaited hide interwoven with metal wire, another kind is a long lash with a ring or hook that's joined by another lash with a hook/ring and ends in a hard leather beak.
100-120 lashes would be lethal.
Peter the Great is claimed to have used the knout on his son Alexis.
by happyatcommonsense January 30, 2015
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