false shooter

Someone who claims to shoot something or someone, like a school, and not do it.
I knew a guy who was a false shooter, and got a felon at 18.
by happyatcommonsense February 28, 2019
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old earth creationism

Old earth creationism is a branch of creationism that holds to much of the secular dates assigned to the earth. Many hold to the day age idea that the creation days (Hebrew yom) could be eons or so of time. They reject macroevolution, particularly darwinian, and state that all creatures, including tiktallik, were either created by God or microevolved .
He adheres to old earth creationism.
by happyatcommonsense January 25, 2015
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time cube

Time cube is an idea that is if the earth stood still, north,south, east and west would be sun up, sun down, midnight and midday. It goes on talking about how this equals 96 hours and goes on to oppisites about genders and simple math.
I am one of the few people who understands some of the time cube.
by happyatcommonsense February 05, 2015
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hand axe

A prehistoric tool that is the equivalent of an axe head yet was held in the hand. Made of stone, it was chipped around the edges to make it sharp. Most cavemen fossils are accompanied by these.
It wouldn't surprise me if stone age jungle dwellers still use a hand axe.
by happyatcommonsense February 22, 2015
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wood age

A hypothetical time period when humans didn't use stone as their main tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.
The botocudo Indians of south america used absolutely no stone implements at all, rather their tools were fashioned from bamboo and plant fibers. Because of the lack of stone useage, they were in the wood age, even lower than the Paleolithic.
by happyatcommonsense March 07, 2015
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wood heater

A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.
A wood heater heats my house.
by happyatcommonsense March 07, 2015
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Evolution

A change in populations over time.

Charles Darwin and others first gave the theory serious light, and it has been proven to be true.
The first human arguably started with Homo Erectus, some dude with an ape like head but used fire, tools, and language, then evolution marched on to have groups like Neanderthals and eventually Homo Sapiens Sapiens (us).
The evolution of the music industry is interesting.
by happyatcommonsense December 04, 2017
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