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time cube

Time cube is an idea that is if the earth stood still, north,south, east and west would be sun up, sun down, midnight and midday. It goes on talking about how this equals 96 hours and goes on to oppisites about genders and simple math.
I am one of the few people who understands some of the time cube.
by happyatcommonsense February 4, 2015
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maul

A large hammer, usually made with a wooden head, though steel is also common. Can have an end which tapers to a wedge, which is called a splitting maul.
I used that maul to split the firewood.
by happyatcommonsense May 3, 2015
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Shitty Wank Demon

A weird Youtube creature that stalks through Youtube looking for the next victim. May or may not have a virus in the video, but is otherwise harmless.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.
Don't go to the Shitty Wank Demon's world, it is made of raw sewage.
by happyatcommonsense March 26, 2019
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Peep and the Big Wide World

A sweet, innocent kids show that features three young birds, some other animals, and their adventures in a large urban sanctuary or park. The titular character is a young male chick named Peep, who is friends with a female robin named Chirp who is learning to fly, and a egotistical but good hearted duck named Quack.
Is found on Youtube and on PBS.
Peep and the Big Wide World is an interesting little kids show. I watch it while recovering from surgery.
by happyatcommonsense February 28, 2019
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whapped

The sound that's caused by something flat hitting something else.
For example a belt will make a whapping sound when it strikes something.
The paddle whapped the boat when it struck.
by happyatcommonsense March 10, 2015
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Homo Erectus

1. Some early human group with ape like heads and used fire, stone tools, and very likely could speak.

They are NOT Neanderthals, even though they had the eyebrow ridge and bigger jaws thing going on.
1. These Homo Erectus humans might've interbred with early Homo Sapiens, and they lasted for a million years.
by happyatcommonsense December 3, 2017
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Shrek'd

When you were sent dank memes of Shrek by someone.
Ella sent Shrek memes to Johnny on Discord. After being Shrek'd, the chat was all ogre.
by happyatcommonsense November 6, 2018
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