to put a thing on a thing and use another thing to keep the thing on the thing
fasten your seatbelts
To kick someone's ass. Beat them down.
If you play yourself, ima fasten you up.
by King Arkeam April 19, 2008
A wonder and acute interest in nails, screws, and staples.
Every time I stroll down the nut 'n' bolt aisle in the hardware store, I hafta consciously keep my mind on my task at hand so that I don't let my fastenation with all those chrome-shiny doo-dads distract me and hold me up for half an hour.
by QuacksO March 11, 2019