hammer---;, hytham's definitions
HIV-positoids who jab infected needles in the arms, legs and other susceptible bodyparts in subway trains as an act of vengenance!
Unlike the groin terrorist, the 'gift-giver' is someone with what has been called 'compassionate access': willingness to give his disease to those who ask for it! Crazy, ya think? Well, some people love to contract AIDS by will an are called the 'bug-chasers'!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
Get the groin terroristmug. Dolly Parton wines are dime-a-dozen, and just like the cheesbutt 'cuntry' singer... they are signs of nouveau-riche blandoise.
by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007
Get the Dolly Parton winemug. A male who wears makeup. Yes! You heard that right, metros (metrosexuals) have endless ways to display their 'gay vague' attitude by wearing 'guyliner' (guy eyeliner), or just wear 'natural make-up' (be it bronzing or mere 'facercize' to have better looks!) and aren't ashamed -- as most metrosexuals are! -- to refer to themselves as 'guy chicks', or 'mirls' (men girls)!
The average PP can be spotted at 'podules' (men beauty salons that provide hair-care, facials and massage services in designated personal booths), or at high-end organic salons that cater for its growing male customership.
Metrosexuality has given us a large lexical inheritance that , usually slips the 'gendar' (gender radar): 'Mandex', are *ahem* spandex that males can wear! 'Manties' are male panties! Hell! And if that's not insult enough for us males, then here's a 'mansserrier' (man brassier) for you moobies (man boobies)! 'Mangs' (male bags, also known as 'murses': male purses) for your shoulders! And you are set and ready to go metro-ing your gayass across town!
Metrosexual males are also known as hermaphrodudes (hermaphrodite dudues)/ homme fatales (the male version of femme fatale!)/ 'strays' (straight gays!).
The average PP can be spotted at 'podules' (men beauty salons that provide hair-care, facials and massage services in designated personal booths), or at high-end organic salons that cater for its growing male customership.
Metrosexuality has given us a large lexical inheritance that , usually slips the 'gendar' (gender radar): 'Mandex', are *ahem* spandex that males can wear! 'Manties' are male panties! Hell! And if that's not insult enough for us males, then here's a 'mansserrier' (man brassier) for you moobies (man boobies)! 'Mangs' (male bags, also known as 'murses': male purses) for your shoulders! And you are set and ready to go metro-ing your gayass across town!
Metrosexual males are also known as hermaphrodudes (hermaphrodite dudues)/ homme fatales (the male version of femme fatale!)/ 'strays' (straight gays!).
The latest in an ever-growing trend of gender-flexing metrosexuality, the pastel princess is an image-weary male who has 'his' own mindset about what makes a man... a man! Not my 'mang', oops! bag!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
Get the pastel princessmug. Low self-esteem in weight-lifters (called 'exerslaves'), who lift and -- psychologically, see no gain.
Has many synonyms:
-Bigorexia.
-Muscle dysmorphia (reverse anorexia is considered one of the BDDs, or body dysmorphic disorders a.k.a. dysmorphophobia/ imagined ugliness syndrome, or dysmorphic concern).
-Bigorexia.
-Muscle dysmorphia (reverse anorexia is considered one of the BDDs, or body dysmorphic disorders a.k.a. dysmorphophobia/ imagined ugliness syndrome, or dysmorphic concern).
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
Get the reverse anorexiamug. White-Trash (or TPs for short!), countryass hicks or rural folks that now live in major cities in the US.
Big cities have always been a major attraction for different kinds of people, that even heterosexuals living in major cities across Britain are now designated a new place-specific name: 'heteropolitans'!
Big cities have always been a major attraction for different kinds of people, that even heterosexuals living in major cities across Britain are now designated a new place-specific name: 'heteropolitans'!
Hicksploitaion comes handy for the newest 'reverse immigrants' called 'countrypolitans', with custom dial-a-cricket ringtone services to remind these metroghetto-tasted yokels living now in the Big Ones of their roots!
by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007
Get the countrypolitansmug. by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
Get the boy beatermug. To drink large quantities of cheap alkie/beer, before going out on a 'drinquest' to save on expenses!
by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007
Get the pre-drinkingmug.