An annoying affix that spurned from that ever-annoyingest curseword Metrosexual and has given us many annoying words in the process!
Dig some (no laughs back there!):
Dig some (no laughs back there!):
-Pansexual:
fucks anything that has a hole in it... be it male, female, bisexuals, trisexuals! Generally can make sex to a knot or go fuck-happy humping mud!
-Intersexual:
to a lesser extent but switches gender-preferences from time to time.
-Trisexual:
hetero, homo and tanny.
-Fauxmosexual:
dates homos, but is a also a metro.
-Barsexual:
girl that show their 'pashing' in public!
-Haemosexual:
*gulp!* a blood-slurping vamp!
-Technosexual:
daring male who is well-groomed and loves tech stuff like PDAs, sexy mobile phones, but is neither gay nor straight in his physical appearnce.
-Buysexual:
bonds over gadgets, cool stuff the other sex buys or is interested in!
-Compusexual:
bonds on computer-related stuff and has attraction for same techperv-minded people. (A.k.a. Aaron Peckham, the creator of UD!, but don't tell him hammer said that, word!).
-Scribosexual:
Netaholic who 'lurks' as gay, or cybercheats on his/her other best half by making e-sex 'onlone'! Also called leterosexual/ letrosxual.
-Contrasexual:
twentysomething woman who shun marriage until financially secure. (See: Bag-Lady Syndrome).
-Spectrosexual:
waits for the Mr./Mrs./Mx. Perfect! Also called a Quirkalone/ quirkyalone.
-Neo-retrosexual:
apply certain rules for in order to get deeply committed in a relationship.
-Sapiosexual:
frequents seminars, art centers...for lobecandy, sophistikittens, or just intellidating casually with brainiac other-sex dates!
-Ecosexual:
neat, takes home-cleaniness as a 'must' for any relationship he/she ventures on. Or, can describe this metro in ecosexual.
-Agrosexual:
has nothing to do with plants, but it refers to a male who is like a farmer: tough, rough and doesn't give it
-Ubersexual:
confident, highly-masculine male that isn't afraid to look a bit metro on the outside (e.g. clean shaved face, cool furniture...).
-Vitalsexual:
an old, fortysomethig that takes his sex-related tips/ cues and what have you, from metros. Yech!
-Metrospiritual:
metrosexual who frequents yoga classes and is healtheology-minded.
-Homosectual:
homosexual sectarian, or simply marries inter-religeously.
(Those last two defs aren't '-sexual'-ending word thing I know... but good fun to add here!).
-Metro-Sumosexual:
the fat people's take on that dirty word! Hahaha!
-Pomosexual:
post-modernist and of course, 'unlabel-able'!
-Retrosexual:
The anti-Metro! Also called Messosexual.
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fucks anything that has a hole in it... be it male, female, bisexuals, trisexuals! Generally can make sex to a knot or go fuck-happy humping mud!
-Intersexual:
to a lesser extent but switches gender-preferences from time to time.
-Trisexual:
hetero, homo and tanny.
-Fauxmosexual:
dates homos, but is a also a metro.
-Barsexual:
girl that show their 'pashing' in public!
-Haemosexual:
*gulp!* a blood-slurping vamp!
-Technosexual:
daring male who is well-groomed and loves tech stuff like PDAs, sexy mobile phones, but is neither gay nor straight in his physical appearnce.
-Buysexual:
bonds over gadgets, cool stuff the other sex buys or is interested in!
-Compusexual:
bonds on computer-related stuff and has attraction for same techperv-minded people. (A.k.a. Aaron Peckham, the creator of UD!, but don't tell him hammer said that, word!).
-Scribosexual:
Netaholic who 'lurks' as gay, or cybercheats on his/her other best half by making e-sex 'onlone'! Also called leterosexual/ letrosxual.
-Contrasexual:
twentysomething woman who shun marriage until financially secure. (See: Bag-Lady Syndrome).
-Spectrosexual:
waits for the Mr./Mrs./Mx. Perfect! Also called a Quirkalone/ quirkyalone.
-Neo-retrosexual:
apply certain rules for in order to get deeply committed in a relationship.
-Sapiosexual:
frequents seminars, art centers...for lobecandy, sophistikittens, or just intellidating casually with brainiac other-sex dates!
-Ecosexual:
neat, takes home-cleaniness as a 'must' for any relationship he/she ventures on. Or, can describe this metro in ecosexual.
-Agrosexual:
has nothing to do with plants, but it refers to a male who is like a farmer: tough, rough and doesn't give it
-Ubersexual:
confident, highly-masculine male that isn't afraid to look a bit metro on the outside (e.g. clean shaved face, cool furniture...).
-Vitalsexual:
an old, fortysomethig that takes his sex-related tips/ cues and what have you, from metros. Yech!
-Metrospiritual:
metrosexual who frequents yoga classes and is healtheology-minded.
-Homosectual:
homosexual sectarian, or simply marries inter-religeously.
(Those last two defs aren't '-sexual'-ending word thing I know... but good fun to add here!).
-Metro-Sumosexual:
the fat people's take on that dirty word! Hahaha!
-Pomosexual:
post-modernist and of course, 'unlabel-able'!
-Retrosexual:
The anti-Metro! Also called Messosexual.
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by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007
by Karen Stickney December 10, 2006
Guy 1: whenever I see a balloon, I think of my girls-
Guy 2: you need to get a grip! you always sexualize things!
Guy 2: you need to get a grip! you always sexualize things!
by 668 August 13, 2008
This place is full of sexual references
by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 13, 2022
Lacking sexual attraction to people; not feeling sexual attraction towards others.
(A-sexuals can get horny, and can have sex, they just don't look at someone they like and think sexually of them.)
(A-sexuals can get horny, and can have sex, they just don't look at someone they like and think sexually of them.)
Girl: So have you and your girlfriend had sex yet?
Boy: No, we don't really need to, we're both a-sexual.
Boy: No, we don't really need to, we're both a-sexual.
by AndrogynousPlant April 09, 2016
There are many sexualities.
Some are:
Heterosexuality
When you are attracted to the opposite gender.
Homosexuality
When you are attracted to the same gender. Lesbian refers to a homosexual woman, while gay can refer to both gender binaries.
Bisexuality
When you are attracted to 2 genders, most commonly both men and women.
Pansexuality
When your attraction is regardless of someone’s gender. Such as transgender, non binary, etc...
Asexuality
When don’t experience any sexual attraction.
These are all real sexualities. People who say that pansexual is just another word for bisexual or that if you’re asexual you’re just a late bloomer are just plain wrong. That’s like saying the sun isn’t real.
Some are:
Heterosexuality
When you are attracted to the opposite gender.
Homosexuality
When you are attracted to the same gender. Lesbian refers to a homosexual woman, while gay can refer to both gender binaries.
Bisexuality
When you are attracted to 2 genders, most commonly both men and women.
Pansexuality
When your attraction is regardless of someone’s gender. Such as transgender, non binary, etc...
Asexuality
When don’t experience any sexual attraction.
These are all real sexualities. People who say that pansexual is just another word for bisexual or that if you’re asexual you’re just a late bloomer are just plain wrong. That’s like saying the sun isn’t real.
Heterosexuality:
Guy 1: look at that smoking hot chick over there. I’d totally bang her.
Guy 2: so you’re attracted to women?
Guy 1: yeah. I’m heterosexual
Homosexuality:
Girl 1: I met this really cute girl last night...
Girl 1: I ended up going home with her.
Girl 2: oh? So you’re a lesbian?
Girl 1: yeah. A homosexual
Bisexuality:
Girl: I can’t choose between this guy and girl! I really like them both.
Guy: I thought you were only into men?
Girl: no, I’m bisexual
Pansexuality:
Girl: there’s this really cute non binary person that I’m dating.
Guy: that makes you pansexual.
Asexuality:
Person: I’m asexual so whenever I go to orgies I just sit in the back with my clothes on eating Oreos.
Guy 1: look at that smoking hot chick over there. I’d totally bang her.
Guy 2: so you’re attracted to women?
Guy 1: yeah. I’m heterosexual
Homosexuality:
Girl 1: I met this really cute girl last night...
Girl 1: I ended up going home with her.
Girl 2: oh? So you’re a lesbian?
Girl 1: yeah. A homosexual
Bisexuality:
Girl: I can’t choose between this guy and girl! I really like them both.
Guy: I thought you were only into men?
Girl: no, I’m bisexual
Pansexuality:
Girl: there’s this really cute non binary person that I’m dating.
Guy: that makes you pansexual.
Asexuality:
Person: I’m asexual so whenever I go to orgies I just sit in the back with my clothes on eating Oreos.
by beige24 February 10, 2020
sexuality is just one of those things you are born with, you do not choose it, its just part of who you are, whether you be physically, emotionally & sexually attracted to males, females, or even both.
only you can truly know your sexuality becuase no-one can feel the things you feel except yourself.
some people think that if you are anything except heterosexual then you are abnormal or have a disease, but this is not so, people should except you for your sexuality whether that be heterosexual, homosexual or bisexual
the people who dont accept homosexual, bisexul or transgendered people are just afraid of change.
only you can truly know your sexuality becuase no-one can feel the things you feel except yourself.
some people think that if you are anything except heterosexual then you are abnormal or have a disease, but this is not so, people should except you for your sexuality whether that be heterosexual, homosexual or bisexual
the people who dont accept homosexual, bisexul or transgendered people are just afraid of change.
by bi the way August 11, 2006