Definitions by HAM

double fuck 

To get fucked in the mouth and ass/vagina at the same time by two studs.

As I filmed the double fuck movie I saw cum fly everywhere and the faint sound of "Unngh unngh harder HARDER!"

double fuck by Ham January 31, 2005

bhenchod

Bhenchod is a cursive word meaning bhen and chod, which translates to sister fucker. It has an indian background

That man is a bhenchod

bhenchod by HAM September 29, 2004

waffle ass 

An ass that has so much cellulite it resembles a waffle.

I was about to have sex with this girl but when she pulled down her pants,
I almost vomited at the sight of her waffle ass.

waffle ass by ham May 10, 2004

rat 

Dirty twat.

"Been to the clinic again, pissing pins"

rat by Ham March 24, 2004

fake 

Some middle class people at university.

You know the ones- wear designer rags, smoke roll ups to make themselves seem proletarian, bang on about George Orwell while sneering at the people they want so hard to be like, the "commoners" due to romantic delusions of hardship.

meanwhile the students from the lower orders are busy and quietly working hard to make sure they don't stay in poverty.

"Like, being poor is soooo noble...like"

"Ewww, look at that ragger, bet his lone mother lives on that awful estate, Daddy told me to stay away from them, they have been known to eat babies you know".

fake by Ham March 24, 2004

lady 

A woman of which a besotted male will hold in reverence.

"I love you" (and really means it)

lady by Ham March 24, 2004

devochka 

Affectionate term for a Russian laydee.

My girlfriend

devochka by Ham March 24, 2004