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smog

Teeside, desolote region of North Yorskhire that has a toxic atmosphere. Gas-masks are required at all times within Teeside.
See That dirty black haze on the horizon son? Thats Middlesbrough, in Teeside... The great smog
by Ham November 19, 2003
mugGet the smogmug.

bhenchod

Bhenchod is a cursive word meaning bhen and chod, which translates to sister fucker. It has an indian background
That man is a bhenchod
by HAM September 29, 2004
mugGet the bhenchodmug.

double fuck

To get fucked in the mouth and ass/vagina at the same time by two studs.
As I filmed the double fuck movie I saw cum fly everywhere and the faint sound of "Unngh unngh harder HARDER!"
by Ham January 31, 2005
mugGet the double fuckmug.

rat

"Been to the clinic again, pissing pins"
by Ham March 24, 2004
mugGet the ratmug.

fake

Some middle class people at university.

You know the ones- wear designer rags, smoke roll ups to make themselves seem proletarian, bang on about George Orwell while sneering at the people they want so hard to be like, the "commoners" due to romantic delusions of hardship.

meanwhile the students from the lower orders are busy and quietly working hard to make sure they don't stay in poverty.
"Like, being poor is soooo noble...like"

"Ewww, look at that ragger, bet his lone mother lives on that awful estate, Daddy told me to stay away from them, they have been known to eat babies you know".
by Ham March 24, 2004
mugGet the fakemug.

devochka

by Ham March 24, 2004
mugGet the devochkamug.

lady

A woman of which a besotted male will hold in reverence.
by Ham March 24, 2004
mugGet the ladymug.

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