guymcguyperson's definitions

Penis Land

A beautiful splendor of titmouses, cocks, and others.

Penis Land is beautiful as a splendor of titmouses, cocks, and other birds.

by guymcguyperson January 30, 2021

one polygon

(particularly of a woman) Tits.

"Anyways, my one polygon is waiting for you."
-Rouge, Sonic Adventure 2, Real Time Fandub Games fandub

by guymcguyperson September 4, 2023

Gurt

Am I relevant yet?

Gurt: Am I relevant yet?

by guymcguyperson December 14, 2021

TikTok

Musical.ly 2

tiktok is cringe

by guymcguyperson December 23, 2021

NFT

A crappy glorified JPEG of a furry OC smoking a cigarette or whatever sold at an exorbitantly large price fabricated from environmental hatred, a fuck ton of electricity, a lot of pixels, and a small pinch of creativity. Artists of these garbage heaps tend to avidly defend methods to get them for free, such as screenshotting (even though it's completely legal) and using right click>save as.

Did you see that NFT for sale?
Yeah, it was like a really pixelated Mona Lisa.

by guymcguyperson December 23, 2021

mask malfunction

A failure to wear a mask correctly

Reluctant-Masker: *refusing to wear a mask correctly*
Bystander: Mask malfunction, put your goddamn mask on correctly.

by guymcguyperson September 23, 2021

The Modern Spongebob

The spiritual successor to the Team Fortress 2 weapon "The Dead Ringer."

The Modern Spongebob
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death

by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021