Definitions by guymcguyperson

one polygon 

(particularly of a woman) Tits.

"Anyways, my one polygon is waiting for you."
-Rouge, Sonic Adventure 2, Real Time Fandub Games fandub

one polygon by guymcguyperson September 4, 2023

NFT 

A crappy glorified JPEG of a furry OC smoking a cigarette or whatever sold at an exorbitantly large price fabricated from environmental hatred, a fuck ton of electricity, a lot of pixels, and a small pinch of creativity. Artists of these garbage heaps tend to avidly defend methods to get them for free, such as screenshotting (even though it's completely legal) and using right click>save as.

Did you see that NFT for sale?
Yeah, it was like a really pixelated Mona Lisa.

NFT by guymcguyperson December 23, 2021

TikTok 

Musical.ly 2

tiktok is cringe

TikTok by guymcguyperson December 23, 2021

Gurt

Am I relevant yet?

Gurt: Am I relevant yet?

Gurt by guymcguyperson December 14, 2021

mask malfunction

A failure to wear a mask correctly

Reluctant-Masker: *refusing to wear a mask correctly*
Bystander: Mask malfunction, put your goddamn mask on correctly.

mask malfunction by guymcguyperson September 23, 2021

crack 

A free base form of cocaine that can be smoked. Also known as rock.

Or, if you want, Haunter is over there slinging crack.

crack by guymcguyperson August 6, 2021

Bob 

A character from a mod of the popular rhythm game Friday Night Funkin' titled "Bob's Onslaught", which features the second longest Friday Night Funkin' song ever made, Little Man. Bob was originally created to poke fun at what is known as Whitty Syndrome. Named after the Friday Night Funkin' mod star Whitty, Whitty Syndrome is used to describe characters that get angry at Boyfriend. For an odd reason, it is confirmed that Bob is in a relationship with Opheebop, a character from a different Friday Night Funkin' mod titled Salty's Sunday Night.

"you kinda look like dream"
-Boyfriend on Bob

Bob by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021