gnostic3's definitions

jambulance

n. Any vehicle used to transport a band from gig to gig. Often commodious but decrepit.

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Pile everything into the jambulance and we are away!

by gnostic3 March 9, 2021

polargeist

n. Evil spirt who haunts igloos and other dwellings in the far north.

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My blubber is stuck to the ceiling. Again.

Sounds like you have a polargeist. Be afraid.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2019

dripstarter

n. Prostitute or equally skanky person.

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Who was that dripstarter I saw you with yesterday?

My physics teacher.

Respect!

by gnostic3 January 4, 2023

bi-den

n. Room that is kind of a man-cave and kind of an artsy/sewing room.

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If you need me and Bruce we’ll be down in the bi-den, making NFL throw cushions.

by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

biker’s family

n. An extremely grizzled adult with a singed beard, one eye, a drug-addled husband and three dirty kids of ill-defined parentage.

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I gots the perfect life. A harley sway back and a biker’s family. Yee haw!

That ain’t no biker’s family. You ain’t grizzled but a little.

by gnostic3 August 13, 2022

wooly bagger

n. Aussie term for a crooked politician.

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Reckon that Trump bloke is the sort of wooly bagger that would try to sell a drover his own kipbuck.

Too right mate.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

anastoplast

n. A flap of fat used to cover up an unsightly or potentially leaky surgical connection of two pieces of intestine.

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That, my friend, is a poor piece of surgical workmanship. Did you train in Australia by any chance?

No worries mate! We'll flap over it with a bit of an anastoplast and leave the resi to close whilst you and I woggle down to the pizzeria to watch the robotic cat waitress put some woolies out of work.

by gnostic3 September 14, 2023