gnostic3's definitions

muellerate

v. To completely evaluate a situation and present an undisputable analysis, which is promptly disputed.

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You think Duke has been a better team than Gonzaga over the last two decades? Fool! Let me just muellerate here for a while.

by gnostic3 March 24, 2019

fractivist

n. Person opposed to liberating hydrocarbons from their dark prison under the earth.

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Another fractivist says his bath water catches fire. Whiner.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

sander

n. Person who prefers to just sit in the sand. All day. Every day. No real ambition.

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Yo! Up for a little skateboard action?

No. I’m more of a sander.

by gnostic3 August 3, 2020

VD

n. Valentine’s Day, also a wide range of interesting venereal diseases.

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I love VD. It helps to define the special bond I share with a woman.

You mean the disease right? Not the special day

With VD every day is special.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2019

trumpster fire

n. Massive destructive melt-down.

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If they try to oust Putin it will trigger a trumpster fire.

by gnostic3 November 22, 2020

diven

v. Past tense of “dive”. Used by cool folks and mermaids.

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Julie has diven more places than a crooked mermaid boxer.

by gnostic3 December 19, 2022

herpectomy

n. Removal of a herpetic lesion. A fanciful operation conceived by alternative practitioners and desired by ignorant sufferers.
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So I was all like, "I needs a herpectomy, I got a date tonight!" And he just stares down his stethoscope and says that operation don't exist. Don't exist! I see ads for it on those bus signs every day!

by gnostic3 November 4, 2016