gnostic3's definitions

ashleying

n. Moving like a tornado, at work or at play. Additionally, in Australia, it can refer to sewing obscene hats or smiling sweetly whilst handing out rocks shaped like heads.

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The world would be a better place if more people were ashleying.

And we would all have anus hats.

by gnostic3 November 25, 2022

fidget spinner

n. Small revolving hand-held device that Oh no! Look! Shiny stopping!! Want outside! Ice cream! Can I have Tuesdays? No! No! No! Ohhhh! Spinning! Seems to calm and bring focus to a certain subset of Shiny stopping! No!No! No! Erasures.

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Must have fidget spinner. MUST HAVE FIDGET SPINNER! MUST...HAVE....FIDGET.....SPINNER!!!!

by gnostic3 June 10, 2017

changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

Galentine’s Day

n. A special day when gals assemble with their female bffs and celebrate life.

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Stand aside men. Galentine’s Day has begun.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2020

doctoresque

adj. Pretending to be a physician but in actuality having only limited paramedic or chiropractic training.

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That looks like a cancer, better let me take a closer look.

I didn’t know you were a doctor.

Well, actually I’m doctoresque; it’s better; there’s no malpractice insurance fees.

by gnostic3 February 17, 2018

tinfoil

n. In the 1940s strips of tinfoil were dumped from planes to shield them from radar detection. Now the word is applied to any event or announcement which shields a politician by deflecting the focus or attention of the press and public.

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Middle east peace plan, chinese viral apocalypse, pretty big news day!

Just tinfoil my naive friend. Just tinfoil.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

nursish

adj. Having some of the skills and qualities of a nurse without any actual training.

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You’re limping. Better let me have a feel of your leg.

Okay. You are a nurse, right?

Well, I’m nursish.

by gnostic3 May 27, 2018