mygain

adj. Faked dramaticly severe headache. The sufferer is usually looking for attention, narcotics, or relief from the tedium of school or work.

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You got to give me some morphine Doc. I got a terrible migraine headache.

I believe it’s pronounced “mygain”.

by gnostic3 January 01, 2018

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dreamdash

n. A definitive loss in a sporting event, career, dating situation etc that totally destroys one’s future hopes.

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Today Canada suffered a dreamdash at the World Hockey Championships. Again.

Get over it. Americans are just better.

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

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tomchrist

n. A beacon of hope for humanity on a dark planet. Tom Hanks. A Saint.

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Have you heard? Tomchrist is healing the sick with His serum.

We are truly blessed.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

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echo-tourist

n. Traveller who loves sonic reverberations and seeks out canyons, cliffs and similar locales in exotic locations. It can also be applied to a self-centred person who loves the sound of her own voice.

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Hello! Can you hear me!!!? I'm an echo-tourist!

Again. It's a cave. They have mouths, but they cannot speak.

by gnostic3 August 18, 2016

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terribull

n. Any false explanation for a late report, missing cash, pregnancy etc. Usually said with an ironic sympathetic nod.

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So then there was this big crash, see,and like the heavens totally opened up and some big voice was all, "Judy! You is the chosen one! You be having my holy chile." So I said, " But I don't wants to be pregnant. I got school to finish! " ( sobs uncontrollably)

That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.

by gnostic3 August 04, 2016

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