brownie

n. Incredibly racist term for a person with mildly melanotic skin. Formerly the term was used to describe a delicious baked item, a woodland elf, and a young female member of the Boy Scout movement, but now all those usages are verboten and considered insensitive triggers.

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I enjoy eating brownies.

RACIST!

by gnostic3 December 05, 2022

jenesserate

v. To work ludicrously efficiently and intelligently.

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If we all jenesserate we will finish these operations early and can begin drinking heavily.
Ashleying is also acceptable ... but no obscene hats.

by gnostic3 November 25, 2022

jewbilee

n. Any festive event celebrated by those fine folks of the Hebraic persuasion.

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Why is the street littered with dreidels?

I think yesterday was a jewbilee. Maybe Easter.

by gnostic3 June 01, 2022

cowvid

n. Nasty infectious disease spread by sexual contact with dairy products.

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Caught the cowvid eh??!! Didn’t I warn you to stay away from the cherry yoghurt?

by gnostic3 August 06, 2022

ras-putin

n. dictatorial leader with a mysterious hold on the country who changes the constitution so he can continue in power for life.

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Looks like Russia has a nascent ras-putin on their hands.

Lots of them around.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

cuttering

v. Informal term for performing any delicate surgical operation. Mainly used in Western Australia where it can also refer to shearing sheep.

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Bloody brutal bit of cuttering there Bruce. You blokes from Perth should stick to clipping and dipping sheep.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2019

bearjam

n. A tangle of vehicles blocking a road in a National Park. Caused by idiotic drivers stopping to look at bears, waterfalls, nude hikers etc.

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Careful on this blind corner There is usually a bearjam up ahead.

by gnostic3 February 11, 2023