gnostic3's definitions

robustity

n. Having a certain vigorous strength. A word often applied by under-educated Australian surgeons to good thick tissue that will heal well despite poor suturing technique.

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Admirable robustity in those diaphragmatic crura Shiela! I reckon we can close this bleeding hernia up tighter that a platypus’ egghole.

by gnostic3 February 10, 2024

bladderhell

n. Incredibly difficult work assignment in which one struggles to overcome seemingly insurmountable difficulties such as bad lighting, smoke, bleeding etc and an increasing surfeit of urine.

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Where is the general surgery resident? I want to give her some pointless tasks.

Bladderhell. Again.

by gnostic3 November 19, 2017

woolie

n. Aussie term for a terrific surfing wave with a white tumbling crest.

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Grab your plank mate! I just spotted a woolie in the harbour as big as Nellie's Kangameat Shoppe.

Too right Bruce! Time to wax the water carpet and catch an Abo's dream.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2017

punkle

n. A troubling or criminal situation one finds oneself in. Usually the fault of a misguided society and not due to a personal fault.

How do you plan to extricate yourself from this here punkle mate?

Plans are for losers.

Plans are for those who do not have both hands caught in the cookie jar that is life.

by gnostic3 August 31, 2022

jambulance

n. Any vehicle used to transport a band from gig to gig. Often commodious but decrepit.

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Pile everything into the jambulance and we are away!

by gnostic3 March 9, 2021

whipple

v. Dismantle and reassemble in a more efficient manner.

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Did you whipple my dish washer. It keeps spitting plates into the cupboard and yesterday a knife nearly took my eye out.

No pain; no gaizn. Stand aside for progress old man.

Again: you are only five.

by gnostic3 March 16, 2021

redo’s procedure

n. Complex operation performed only by the most skilled surgeons. A previously completed delicate procedure is performed again … indelicately.

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Crickey Mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum! Again! And now I have to do a bleeding Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

by gnostic3 February 23, 2024