gnostic3's definitions

D-bate

n. Very inferior debate grade. A failing mark given to an orator who prevaricates, sputters, interrupts and fakes a seizure to halt the procedure.

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So Chuck got a D-bate last night. Again.

Yeah. He should know not to go up against that fine woman of his. She will always trump his ass.

by gnostic3 October 1, 2020

disjointed

adj. Lacking a reefer because an authotity figure or bully has taken it from your lips.

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So this cop comes along so my woman whips her purse against my face and before I can move I am totally disjointed.

Props to her man.

by gnostic3 July 2, 2020

roominate

v. Thinking quietly in your operating room about the evil you have done, or the havoc your ill-conceived actions have caused.

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No!!!!!! I asked for the atraumatic clamp! Now I’ll have to do a major bowel resection while you roominate.

by gnostic3 February 23, 2024

spiderbang

n. Aussie term for any useless time-wasting activity.

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Strewth mate! Get on with the operation! We didn’t scrub up for a bleeding spiderbang.

Hang about. The gasser hasn’t tubed her yet.

by gnostic3 April 30, 2021

puckle

n. Troublesome situation.

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If you slash that Russian trying to go five hole on their power play they’ll have a 5 on 3 and we will be in a real puckle.

by gnostic3 December 26, 2021

trumpling

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

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No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2020

wallberg

n. Massive obstruction to the passage of point guards, shipping, or legislation. Unlike the case with icebergs ninety percent of the wallberg is usually easily seen.

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Washington is threatened by a giant wallberg.

Come on dude. Mark is wicked good.

by gnostic3 March 15, 2019