robustity

n. Having a certain vigorous strength. A word often applied by under-educated Aussie surgeons to robust tissue that will heal well despite poor suturing technique.

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Admirable robustity in those diaphragmatic crura Shiela! Reckon your sloppy stitching will still close the hiatus up tighter than a platypus’ egg hole.
by gnostic3 February 23, 2024
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robustity

n. Having a certain vigorous strength. A word often applied by under-educated Australian surgeons to robust tissue that will heal well despite poor suturing technique.

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Admiral robustity in those diaphagmatic crura Shiela! Reckon we can close the hiatus up tighter than a platypusegg hole.
by gnostic3 February 07, 2024
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robustity

n. Having a certain vigorous strength. A word often applied by under-educated Aussie surgeons to robust tissue that will heal well despite poor suturing technique.

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Admirable robustity in those diaphragmatic crura Shiela. Reckon we can close the hiatus up tighter than a platypus’ egg hole.

Too right Doc. Then we can get on with all those Redo’s Procedures on the emergency list.
by gnostic3 March 13, 2024
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robustity

n. Having a certain vigorous strength. A word often applied by under-educated Australian surgeons to good thick tissue that will heal well despite poor suturing technique.

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Admirable robustity in those diaphragmatic crura Shiela! I reckon we can close this bleeding hernia up tighter that a platypus’ egghole.
by gnostic3 February 10, 2024
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roominate

v. Thinking quietly in your operating room about the evil you have done, or the havoc your ill-conceived actions have caused.

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No!!!!!! I asked for the atraumatic clamp! Now I’ll have to do a major bowel resection while you roominate.
by gnostic3 February 23, 2024
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moguls

n. Obscure Olympic sport in which athletes in baggy pants and short skis bounce off hundreds of mounds cunningly placed on frozen a hill to damage their knee ligaments.

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Dude! Turn on the box, The moguls are going to be on.

Sounds great. Which event are they competing in?
by gnostic3 February 12, 2018
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lung bleaching

v. Wasting time and resources on a useless and potentially dangerous unproven therapy.

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You had some Chiropractic manipulation for your breast cancer? Waste of time! It’s just lung bleaching. You are so dead.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
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