gnostic3's definitions

golfish

adj. A term describing any golf-like event that is desperately attempting to pump up interest in golf.

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I’d watch Tiger Woods driving balls off John Daly’s belly, but it isn’t golf.

No, but it is golfish.

by gnostic3 August 29, 2022

donalding

v. Boldly stating that your lie was a part of a complex scheme to demonstrate how gullible the press, and the public can be.

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Hey bro! Nice soccer game! I guess your tweet last week about sharks devouring your legs was just a lie.

No. I was donalding, and you and the rest were naive enough to believe it. Fools!

No one believed it man. You were in Idaho all week. Pretty sharkless. And CNN had film of you teaching tap dancing.

Fake news! Liars! Gullible fact-tramps.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2017

herdle

n. Aussie game in which blindfolded sheep drovers try to guess the breed of sheep they are shagging.

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Bruce is becoming a proper herdle expert. Scored a two yesterday, and that was with a bloody wombat.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

purse-smacking

v. Any punishment or retaliation meted out by a woman who feels slighted or harmed. It can be a verbal, emotional or physical response but is generally rapidly administered.

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If Trump disses Hillary one more time he is going to engender a terrific purse-smacking.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2016

relationchip

n. Intimate connection with a bowl of comfort food in lieu of close personal contact. Generally asexual.

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Relationchip status: Extra-spicy tacos.

by gnostic3 August 29, 2022

exconerated

v. Declared not-guilty, despite yor obvious guilt, by a cadre of supporters.

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I hope to buy my way out of this mess. I will appoint my own judge and be exconerated by Tuesday.

by gnostic3 February 1, 2020

fringer

n. Theatre enthusiast willing to endure numerous hard benches and enthusiastic presentations of confused mayhem in the search for one nugget of magic

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I am going to the Fringe Theatre Festival this weekend. This is the year that being a fringer pays off.

You say that every year.

by gnostic3 August 7, 2019