gnostic3's definitions

drifter

n. Continent that wanders on the tectonic lava beneath earth’s surface.

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Drifters have been responsible for most of the world’s upheavals.

I hear that. Someone should do something.

by gnostic3 October 13, 2019

japaknees

n. Inflammatory joint condition caused by far too much hiking in the Japanese mountains or walking between shrines.

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I'd love to come to the rugby match Yestin but I'm having trouble with my japaknees.

by gnostic3 October 11, 2019

ear witness

n. Person who heard something important related to a crime.

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Why you all dressed up?

Got to go down the courthouse. I heard seven gunshots outside the liquor store last week so now I'm an ear witness.

They know you can't count, right?

by gnostic3 October 27, 2014

ovarianed

adj. Having ovaries:; being female..Often used in a perjorative sense by the testiculated folk.

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"The Testaments", Margaret Atwood's tale of dystopian feminine sexuality in a utopian world is widely misinterpreted by the ovarianed people.

Can you even read?

by gnostic3 October 26, 2019

mccall

v. Scottish term for contacting a friend. Often with a sexual implication.

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Hoot mon! I would na mind if ye would McCall me some time lassie.

In yer dreams Angus.

by gnostic3 March 11, 2021

yodeller

n. Fringe member of group who always wants his odd, often unwanted, contribution to be highlighted.

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Don’t listen to Barry:; he is just a yodeller.

Is that just your opjnion or did the group agree on that?

Touucheeeeoooaaa.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2020

parking

v. Hiking through a variety of tough but beautiful National Parks in succession without bathing. A brief slut wipe now and again is, of course, acceptable.

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Kayley and I and her fiancee were engaged in some very hot parking last week.

Do tell. Did you happen to take any photos?

Hundreds!

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024