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J’s cuppies are only the best foodstuffs ever made! And they cure puppy homelessness too.
Magic cuppies!
Magic cuppies!
by gnostic3 February 14, 2020
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Isn’t your warning kind of defeating the whole idea of a suckerslap? And, seeing you got the tiny0 tiny arms, it will likely be a willslap that won’t even wake me up.
Isn’t your warning kind of defeating the whole idea of a suckerslap? And, seeing you got the tiny0 tiny arms, it will likely be a willslap that won’t even wake me up.
by gnostic3 April 12, 2022
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Any plans for tonight? Watching a large ball drop perhaps? Perhaps two?
Not me. I am going to be the Nude Year’s Eve Watch out world! HoooooYahhh!
Okay. Well. Be safe.
Not me. I am going to be the Nude Year’s Eve Watch out world! HoooooYahhh!
Okay. Well. Be safe.
by gnostic3 January 1, 2020
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So then there was this big crash, see,and like the heavens totally opened up and some big voice was all, "Judy! You is the chosen one! You be having my holy chile." So I said, " But I don't wants to be pregnant. I got school to finish! " ( sobs uncontrollably)
That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.
That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.
by gnostic3 August 4, 2016
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You are such a duffy. I told you twice already. You work at the big grey building overlooking the Ottawa river.
by gnostic3 September 23, 2015
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Why you all dressed up?
Got to go down the courthouse. I heard seven gunshots outside the liquor store last week so now I'm an ear witness.
They know you can't count, right?
Got to go down the courthouse. I heard seven gunshots outside the liquor store last week so now I'm an ear witness.
They know you can't count, right?
by gnostic3 October 27, 2014
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I hear that. Someone should do something.
I hear that. Someone should do something.
by gnostic3 October 13, 2019
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