gnostic3's definitions

racers

n. People with an interest in reducing racism and related injustices.

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Racers are out to change the world and build a new, just, reality.

by gnostic3 June 6, 2020

brazilian fires

n. Intense burning sensations caused by too close a shave; usually in the southern hemisphere.

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You seem to be sitting as if in great discomfort.

Yeah. It's the Brazilian fires. It's terrible.

I hear some experts think water bombers might be effective.

Sounds drastic, but I am willing to try anything.

by gnostic3 August 30, 2019

meatloafing

v. Exuberantly performing to the sweaty max. Exceeding the usual bounds in any endeavour.

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A touch more meatloafing and you maggots will win this battle and live to spill your guts on a different foreign field.r

by gnostic3 January 27, 2022

relationchip

n. Intimate connection with a bowl of comfort food in lieu of close personal contact. Generally asexual.

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Relationchip status: Extra-spicy tacos.

by gnostic3 August 29, 2022

golfish

adj. A term describing any golf-like event that is desperately attempting to pump up interest in golf.

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I’d watch Tiger Woods driving balls off John Daly’s belly, but it isn’t golf.

No, but it is golfish.

by gnostic3 August 29, 2022

pee patch

n. An ecologically friendly garden richly composted with organic material from the home.

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Watch your step when you're gathering carrots in the pee patch There is some fresh humanure out there.

by gnostic3 January 2, 2023

meeting Kim

v. Avoiding real work or important issues by attending a photo-op disguised as a pointless meeting with a feel-good premise.

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I would love to come to the council session where my dismissal is being discussed but I will be meeting Kim this evening. I ‘m told there will be cake.

by gnostic3 July 3, 2019