gnostic3's definitions

Davos

n. Like ‘Waterloo’, two centuries earlier, ‘Davos’ has become a term synonymous with a total defeat and inglorious surrender.

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Looks like the Supreme Court has dealt that insane clown another Davos.

by gnostic3 January 22, 2026

Davos

n. Like ‘Waterloo’, two centuries earlier, ‘Davos’ has become a term synonymous with a total defeat and inglorious surrender.

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Looks like the Supreme Court has dealt that insane clown another Davos.

by gnostic3 January 22, 2026

greenland

n. A generic term for a pawn in any dangerous pointless scheme or power play initiated by a madman. Also a Canadian sexual euphemism.

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Why does Carney keep saying that no orange clown is going to Greenland Canada?

by gnostic3 January 22, 2026

Lake Louise

place. Natural gem containing unfathomable volume of fresh pure water nestled in the Canadian mountains far far away from the grasp of any deranged foreign politicians. A lack of corroding exposed pipes. a dearth of hydroelectric facilities and an abundance of pristine views and critters sets it apart from lakes in parts of the world where money and “progress” rule.

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I see here the president is threatening to exercise his divine right to steal all the water from Lake Louise. Quite the hoser, eh?

Well maybe we could just bottle up some tap water in a few old two by fours of stubbies and send em down, eh?

by gnostic3 January 15, 2026

drag cartels

n. Fussy territorial groups with restricted visions who seek to control the lucrative trade in performative transgender and transvestism exhibitions. Blatantly monetizing what should be a freely open expressive artistic culture they monopolize ownership of performance spaces and artificially limit the supply of glitter, spangles, rouge, and gaudy feathers. New customers, lured by brief free titillating performances, soon find themselves saddled with a life-long six shows a week habit.

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Thankfully the drag cartels have been unsuccessful in their attempts to copyright sashaying, winking seductively, and using time-worn double entendres such as “Hey big boy! Why don’t you come in my dark room and we’ll see what develops.”

by gnostic3 January 10, 2026

hemispherists

n. People obsessed with controlling one section of the globe whilst turning a blind eye to the obvious interconnectiveness and interplay of the earth's resources and people. Also people with only half a brain.

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Hemispherists like Napoleon, Victoria, and Trump inflict untold suffering on the world.

Yeah. But they live in nice palaces.

by gnostic3 January 10, 2026

second Puerto Rica

n. Any country or territory coveted by the USA for strategic or financial reasons whose importance is insufficient to justify “ 51st State” consideration.

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If we forcibly annex Canada to obtain their burgeoning supply of fresh water and dwindling supply of talented left wingers it will become our second Puerto Rica.

by gnostic3 January 9, 2026