gnostic3's definitions

niched

v. Placed into a slot, category or niche: usually by a domineering society.

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Dude! You keep going to school and you are going to end up totally niched.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2018

fringer

n. Theatre enthusiast willing to endure numerous hard benches and enthusiastic presentations of confused mayhem in the search for one nugget of magic

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I am going to the Fringe Theatre Festival this weekend. This is the year that being a fringer pays off.

You say that every year.

by gnostic3 August 7, 2019

exconerated

v. Declared not-guilty, despite yor obvious guilt, by a cadre of supporters.

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I hope to buy my way out of this mess. I will appoint my own judge and be exconerated by Tuesday.

by gnostic3 February 1, 2020

thunburger

n. Tasty lunch item made from healthy renewable nematodes in a carbon-minus kitchen. Also a Swedish sexual activity involving reindeer herders that is often mistaken for a Lappdanse.

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God morgan Greta! Join me later for a thunburger in my solar car? Then we can walk to the breezy shore at sunset, calculate how much freely-available wind, solar and tidal energy was under-utilized by the planet, again, then spit in frustration at the stupidity of humans.

You hade me vide thunburger!

by gnostic3 January 7, 2022

frugalitarian

n. Person who is careful with his money, but not cheap or miserly, despite what people say.

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You still wearing those ratty shoes you bought at the thrift shop. What a cheapskate.

You will never understand the philosophy of the frugalitarian.

That is my hope.

by gnostic3 November 11, 2019

VD

n. Valentine’s Day, also a wide range of interesting venereal diseases.

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I love VD. It helps to define the special bond I share with a woman.

You mean the disease right? Not the special day

With VD every day is special.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2019

sander

n. Person who prefers to just sit in the sand. All day. Every day. No real ambition.

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Yo! Up for a little skateboard action?

No. I’m more of a sander.

by gnostic3 August 3, 2020