gnostic3's definitions

hanksian

adj. Totally excellent. Being a super-celebrity in ways no other celebrity can even think of. Often used sarcastically.

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Bono is really supporting great causes and keeping it real. But he will never be hanksian.

by gnostic3 October 3, 2020

constructions

n. Directions included with items such as plastic models and furniture that require some assembly.

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Are you sure that you followed the constructions Aliyah? Daddy’s chair looks very wobbly.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2017

shintoe

n. Painful digital condition caused by kicking a soccer opponents shinguard instead of his unprotected calf muscle.

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Get up number six or it's a yellow card.

Half a minute ref. I got a shintoe. I may even need a stretcher.

by gnostic3 October 11, 2019

liverty

n. Freedom to destroy one’s liver with copious amounts of alcohol.

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Give me liverty or give me death. Or both!!

by gnostic3 December 20, 2021

goostrich

n. Any hard to identify tall gangly bird. Also, by extension, any ungainly woman, especially in Australia.

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Spied Bruce here with a proper goostrich last night at the Clobber Dinkum in Perth. Looked like they was about to nest in the bulrushes.

Stick a Fosters in yer gob Charley. That was me mum choking on a bit of wallaby brisket.

by gnostic3 January 7, 2022

carring

v. Any activity, often pointless, done inside a vehicle in which you live after you lose your job or mealticket.

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Coming to the concert bro%?

Nah. No cash. Think I'll just spend the evening carring. Again.

by gnostic3 July 6, 2023

pillosi

n. Suicide capsule taken when all hope is erased.

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The zombies have broken through. Hand me a pillosi!

Wait Mr. President I think I know their weakness.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021