japdicating

v. To abdicate the emperorship of Japan, or by extension, to give up any trivial or formerly wonderous position.

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I wonder how long it will be until we see Trump japdicating.
by gnostic3 April 30, 2019
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doctoresque

adj. Pretending to be a physician but in actuality having only limited paramedic or chiropractic training.

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That looks like a cancer, better let me take a closer look.

I didn’t know you were a doctor.

Well, actually I’m doctoresque; it’s better; there’s no malpractice insurance fees.
by gnostic3 February 17, 2018
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robos

n. Redundant, aged, or otherwise unemployed AI machinery. Frequently robos can be found sharing a can of grease out by the railroad tracks.

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I pity the robos who will never write another essay.
by gnostic3 July 09, 2023
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beating Armenia

v. A hollow, minor victory over a lesser power to make up for a drubbing by a superior power. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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The Russian hockey team spanked us yesterday, but no worries:; tonight we’ll be beating Armenia.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
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windlet

n. Tiny gust of air. Any sparse briefly refreshing breeze on a sultry day. Originally an Australian term.

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It’s hotter than a dinkum’s curse today, mate. I’d give a wallaby’s shout for a windlet.
by gnostic3 August 10, 2020
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sesquicolon

n. A punctuation mark consisting of a colon and a semi-colon ( :; ) used when you can't figure out which one is the proper choice.

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Jenn totally nailed that hernia :; the sac came off :; the vas stayed in.

Did you just use two sesquicolons in one sentence? You are the man.
by gnostic3 December 20, 2016
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hawking

v. Thinking up a beautiful, thoughtful, or elegant plan: usually to avoid work or school.

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Fake leg casts! That will not work. You are not hawking man. Stand back; let a man-sized brainpan get to work up in this clubhouse.
by gnostic3 January 31, 2018
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