Definitions by gnostic3

hawking

v. Thinking up a beautiful, thoughtful, or elegant plan: usually to avoid work or school.

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Fake leg casts! That will not work. You are not hawking man. Stand back; let a man-sized brainpan get to work up in this clubhouse.

hawking by gnostic3 January 30, 2018

bourboncaine 

n. Any alcohol-based beverage used, in the abscence of real medicine, to reduce physical and emotional pains.

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Wow, you should not have tried to skate your board under that moving truck. Take some of this bourboncaine now and a couple of ounces every half hour until you pass out.

bourboncaine by gnostic3 January 14, 2018

vodkagraine 

Severe headache caused by ingestion of copious amounts of alcohol.

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Dude! Why are your eyes so close together ... and purple? You do not look functional.

I either have meningitis or a vodkagraine ; either way I need a nurse and a small revolver : with a silencer.

vodkagraine by gnostic3 January 1, 2018

wholeache 

n. Condition following a night of wild drinking and debauchery in which not just the head, but the entire body hurts. Not to be confused with a “holeache” which too can follow a similar night of revelry.

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Leave the room if you plan to breathe, blink or produce other deafening bodily noises. I have a wholeache and a pistol.

With an attached silencer?

wholeache by gnostic3 January 1, 2018

functional 

adj. Physical and mental state during or after a period of heavy drinking when one is able to, just barely, function on a minimalist level.

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Huge party last night girl! I did not think you would be in to work today. Say, why is your underwear overtop of your coat? And are those cereal boxes on your feet? You sure you are functional?

functional by gnostic3 January 1, 2018

drunkish 

adj. Sort of inebriated but still functional.

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Are you drunk nurse? This is a very complex operation.

Define drunk. I admit that I may be a bit dunkis. I mean drunkish. But nobody is perfect. Am I right? (attempts to clumsily high five surgeon and knocks tray of instruments onto floor)

drunkish by gnostic3 January 1, 2018

mygain 

adj. Faked dramaticly severe headache. The sufferer is usually looking for attention, narcotics, or relief from the tedium of school or work.

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You got to give me some morphine Doc. I got a terrible migraine headache.

I believe it’s pronounced “mygain”.

mygain by gnostic3 January 1, 2018