vagabondage

n. Unusual type of hoboerotic entertainment. Emphasis is usually on rusty chains or dirty binder twine confining scruffy drifters in saggy trapdoor drawers.

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Hey Hobo! Interested in appearing in some vagabondage flicks? No interesting thought-provoking scenes. Just mundane hoboeroticism.

Sorry. I don’t do banal.

by gnostic3 March 03, 2019

toe drag

n. Ice hockey term referring to a deceptive offensive move involving a sweet feint and misdirection. Also a Canadian sexual move.

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You should have seen Oscar’s nice toe drag last night. I love the way that guy sets it up then scores five-hole.

He’s okay on the ice too.

by gnostic3 March 15, 2019

blinkie

n. Brief nap. Also a sexual euphemism.

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I need a little break before I can finish this operation. Who wants to join me for a blinkie? Sterile nurses only.

by gnostic3 January 04, 2023

covid concert

n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.

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Going to the orgy tonight?

No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.

by gnostic3 May 25, 2020

whoresplash

n. Like a slutwipe but briefer. One attempts to wash one’s smelliest areas after a long arduous day of hiking in the wilderness and setting up camp many miles from soap, water, and privacy. Usually done in a sleeping bag at minus forty degrees.

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What are you up to Tyler? The tent is in danger of collapse!

Just having a whoresplash. I like to feel fresh before bed.

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

mermazing

adj. Totally, absolutely wonderful! Like a sparkly mermaid riding a unicorn (sidesaddle of course).

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Where did you get the free tail?

Unicorn Sleepaway Camp. It was totally mermazing!

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

Lethbridge

place. Inconspicuous Canadian hamlet existing solely to maintain the country’s seventh longest trestle bridge. The bridge, made of the finest maple wood needs to be scraped weekly to prevent the accumulation of syrup which would attract rats and invite a catastrophic rail derailment. Lethbridge also is home to a junior hockey team which has seen the end of its glory days and a gravel-sorting industry which is second to none. With the construction of a bridge-scraping interpretive centre in the heart of the hamlet, and a rat-killers hall of fame in the spleen of the hamlet, Lethbridge is poised to finally spring into the nineteenth century.

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What is that awful mapleish smell?

Lethbridge. The fearsome wind must be in the north-west.

by gnostic3 March 03, 2019