gnostic3's definitions

mermazing

adj. Totally, absolutely wonderful! Like a sparkly mermaid riding a unicorn (sidesaddle of course).

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Where did you get the free tail?

Unicorn Sleepaway Camp. It was totally mermazing!

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

Lethbridge

place. Inconspicuous Canadian hamlet existing solely to maintain the country’s seventh longest trestle bridge. The bridge, made of the finest maple wood needs to be scraped weekly to prevent the accumulation of syrup which would attract rats and invite a catastrophic rail derailment. Lethbridge also is home to a junior hockey team which has seen the end of its glory days and a gravel-sorting industry which is second to none. With the construction of a bridge-scraping interpretive centre in the heart of the hamlet, and a rat-killers hall of fame in the spleen of the hamlet, Lethbridge is poised to finally spring into the nineteenth century.

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What is that awful mapleish smell?

Lethbridge. The fearsome wind must be in the north-west.

by gnostic3 March 3, 2019

liverty

n. Freedom to destroy one’s liver with copious amounts of alcohol.

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Give me liverty or give me death. Or both!!

by gnostic3 December 20, 2021

buttercupper

n. Someone whose deep love sends them to extreme LENGTHS.

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Why did you quit the freestyle skiing team to spend more quality time with your wife? You were sure to medal at the Olympics.

I guess I'm just a buttercupper.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2014

shintoe

n. Painful digital condition caused by kicking a soccer opponents shinguard instead of his unprotected calf muscle.

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Get up number six or it's a yellow card.

Half a minute ref. I got a shintoe. I may even need a stretcher.

by gnostic3 October 11, 2019

hanksian

adj. Totally excellent. Being a super-celebrity in ways no other celebrity can even think of. Often used sarcastically.

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Bono is really supporting great causes and keeping it real. But he will never be hanksian.

by gnostic3 October 3, 2020

constructions

n. Directions included with items such as plastic models and furniture that require some assembly.

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Are you sure that you followed the constructions Aliyah? Daddy’s chair looks very wobbly.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2017