gnostic3's definitions
adj. Totally excellent. Being a super-celebrity in ways no other celebrity can even think of. Often used sarcastically.
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by gnostic3 October 3, 2020

n. Directions included with items such as plastic models and furniture that require some assembly.
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by gnostic3 December 22, 2017

n. Painful digital condition caused by kicking a soccer opponents shinguard instead of his unprotected calf muscle.
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Get up number six or it's a yellow card.
Half a minute ref. I got a shintoe. I may even need a stretcher.
Half a minute ref. I got a shintoe. I may even need a stretcher.
by gnostic3 October 11, 2019

Give me liverty or give me death. Or both!!
by gnostic3 December 20, 2021

n. Any hard to identify tall gangly bird. Also, by extension, any ungainly woman, especially in Australia.
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Spied Bruce here with a proper goostrich last night at the Clobber Dinkum in Perth. Looked like they was about to nest in the bulrushes.
Stick a Fosters in yer gob Charley. That was me mum choking on a bit of wallaby brisket.
Stick a Fosters in yer gob Charley. That was me mum choking on a bit of wallaby brisket.
by gnostic3 January 7, 2022

v. Any activity, often pointless, done inside a vehicle in which you live after you lose your job or mealticket.
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by gnostic3 July 6, 2023

The zombies have broken through. Hand me a pillosi!
Wait Mr. President I think I know their weakness.
Wait Mr. President I think I know their weakness.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
