trumping the shark

v. Performing an ultimately egregious action which destroys the hard-earned credibility of a noble office.

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I thought yesterday was the worst action possible, but today he is trumping the shark.

by gnostic3 January 21, 2020

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

hoalie

n. Hockey netminder of dubious quality.

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Why have the Oilers signed another hoalie?

by gnostic3 July 05, 2023

yodeller

n. Fringe member of group who always wants his odd, often unwanted, contribution to be highlighted.

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Don’t listen to Barry:; he is just a yodeller.

Is that just your opjnion or did the group agree on that?

Touucheeeeoooaaa.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2020

mccall

v. Scottish term for contacting a friend. Often with a sexual implication.

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Hoot mon! I would na mind if ye would McCall me some time lassie.

In yer dreams Angus.

by gnostic3 March 11, 2021

ovarianed

adj. Having ovaries:; being female..Often used in a perjorative sense by the testiculated folk.

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"The Testaments", Margaret Atwood's tale of dystopian feminine sexuality in a utopian world is widely misinterpreted by the ovarianed people.

Can you even read?

by gnostic3 October 26, 2019

wavicle

n. Physics term which replaces wave and particle when solving the apparent paradox in the duality of matter, energy, and everything.

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Light is composed of wavicles my friend. Not photons, and not waves. Wavicles. They can interfere with themselves after travelling independently through adjacent slits.

by gnostic3 March 13, 2024