473 definitions by gnostic3

niched

v. Placed into a slot, category or niche: usually by a domineering society.

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Dude! You keep going to school and you are going to end up totally niched.

by gnostic3 January 31, 2018

superbola

n. Any horrible infectious disease that becomes an epidemic and threatens the fabric of society. Can be used metaphorically for things that destroy computer networks, school spirit etc.

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In the seventeenth century a superbola swept across Europe and killed millions of peasants.

by gnostic3 October 30, 2014

shacker

n. Frugal person who seeks to eschew rampant consumerism. Certainly not a filthy hobo.

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How can you be a physician and a shacker?

Oooo! A riddle! I love riddles. And plastic sheeting. And finding empties.

by gnostic3 January 4, 2022

duckslam

n. A full house in ice curling. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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Did you hear? Scotty got a duckslam on the weekend. He could hardly stand up it was so slippery.

I know the feeling. He should use a towel.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2014

goshforsaken

adj. Bleak and generally unpleasant but not as bad as Godforsaken.

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Calgary is a goshforsaken wasteland.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

resectomy

n. An operation during which something important is removed, but it is not clear, because of infection, scarring or malignant destruction, which organ has been excised.

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You look tired doctor.

Yeah, I was up all night operating.

What operation?

Well... don't really know. Kind of a resectomy. But I think we got it all.

by gnostic3 February 15, 2019

propaganda

n. Anecdotes, facts, rumours etc that support the notion that props are the best rugby players on earth.

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Hookers? Scrumhalfs? Wings? Wankers the lot of them. Great props are the key to any decent rugger side.

That is just rubbish propaganda mate. If you had any remaining teeth I’d knock them down your ale-filled gob.

by gnostic3 June 1, 2022