propaganda

n. Anecdotes, facts, rumours etc that support the notion that props are the best rugby players on earth.

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Hookers? Scrumhalfs? Wings? Wankers the lot of them. Great props are the key to any decent rugger side.

That is just rubbish propaganda mate. If you had any remaining teeth I’d knock them down your ale-filled gob.

by gnostic3 June 01, 2022

masking

v. Invalid actions undertaken to create the illusion that a problem has been meaningfully addressed.

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There’s a chlorine leak at the pool and the “authorities” want us to cover our faces with wet cloth. Isn’t that just masking?

by gnostic3 March 24, 2022

unsound advice

n. Anything a non-educated authority figure says.

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Do not, and here I am begging you Mom, heed that unsound advice.

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

covump

n. Annoying or inconvenient obstruction that interferes with a plan. Akin to a hiccup.

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We were doing so well. Then along came a covump and we were dead in the roses.

by gnostic3 October 02, 2020

jabee

n. Person who has been vaccinated.

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You a jabee? Only jabees being let in to the brothel tonight.

Bummer.

Only if you are a jabee.

by gnostic3 April 30, 2021

Guyliner

n. Periocular makeup worn by rockers, fluffy movie stars, brigands and other gentlemen with flair and a certain lack of torn rugby jerseys in their closets.

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That Johnny Depp, he likes to wear guyliner. It's like he has a free pass or something.

by gnostic3 September 16, 2015

gooseling

n. Tiny goose. Often an infant but sometimes just small.

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Just saw a very cute gooseling at the pond!

You mean gosling?

No. Gooseling. Do you not read Urban Dictionary?

by gnostic3 May 30, 2020