gnostic3's definitions

bjorn again

adj. Appellation for a tennis player who is so superbly talented as to invite comparison to the great Bjorn Borg. Also applied to gifted athletes in other sports, especially in Australia.

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Nice stumping of that silly mid on googly you bjorn again leg spinner. You clutched that bale’s over tighter than a kanga’s pouch.

by gnostic3 February 5, 2026

techless

adj. Lacking in technological sophistication and gizmos.

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I am living life with techless abandon. If you can call this living.

by gnostic3 February 5, 2026

Melanomia-The Movie

Film. Blockbuster-lite mockumentary fourth only to This Is Spinal Tap, Borat- Coming To America and The Last Temptation of Christ in delivering bruising sarcastic comedy interspersed with zany antics and cleverly created gaffes. Plenty of celebrity impersonators in clumsily-applied prosthetics and a smattering of washed-up politicians and felons romp through world capitals befuddling important folks who seem weirdly unable to see through the crude veneers. The gag reel alone is worth the price of admission. Book early as theatres, for security reasons, are limiting admissions to only one guest per showing.

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I can’t decide if Melanomia-The Movie is a joke gone wrong, a bribe gone wrong, or a call for help.

Gone wrong?

by gnostic3 January 29, 2026

minnesota twins

n. Identically dressed government agents. Attire often consists of matching helmets, masks, billy clubs, sneers etc.

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I got a selfie with the minnesota twins! They always look so precious.

And ruthless.

Precious and ruthless.

by gnostic3 January 29, 2026

purrgatory

n. Semi-infernal place that slightly naughty cats go to for a while before God, enchanted by their cute behaviours, lets them into heaven.

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When my kitten, Mrs. Muffles, nearly died last week she went through a long dark tunnel and caught a glimpse of the toyless void that is to come.

That wasn’t purrgatory Mabel. She was just stuck in the leg of your Justin Bieber onesie.

by gnostic3 January 29, 2026

Bored of Peace

n. Humorously non-prestigious assemblage of despotic leaders of third-rate countries desperate to get on the good side of an even more despotic leader of a second-rate country.
Entry to the Golden Treehouse of Peace requires payment of a bazillion dollars to the World Saviour For a Thousand Lives and a pinky swear to always be faithful, not like those Canuck bumsters. The Bored of Peace plans to not only replace the United Nations, but will replace Fifa, and take over Vatican City so as to play the World Cup matches inside St. Peter's Basilica.

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I hear that Albania, Andorra and the USA are the only nations entered to compete for the Bored of Peace Newworld Order Championship. All three will get Gold Cups to appease the Supreme PresiPopeForLife.

by gnostic3 January 23, 2026

street roo

n. Aussie term for any totally out of place person or thing situated in, or wandering about, an unusual or dangerous place.

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Come about Shiela! Feast your spotty orbs on the orange-haired bleeder in the dinghy trying to hammer a starry banner into that iceberg. Looks like a proper street roo and no mistake.

by gnostic3 January 22, 2026