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doc blocker

n. Government official, celebrity spokesperson or ‘friend’ who stands between an ill person and needed medical care.

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How did that moronic doc blocker obtain a powerful say in issues far beyond his ken?
by gnostic3 December 20, 2025
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Blossoms

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.
by gnostic3 October 14, 2019
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trumping the shark

v. Performing an ultimately egregious action which destroys the hard-earned credibility of a noble office.

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I thought yesterday was the worst action possible, but today he is trumping the shark.
by gnostic3 January 21, 2020
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hoalie

n. Hockey netminder of dubious quality.

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Why have the Oilers signed another hoalie?
by gnostic3 July 5, 2023
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hobo

n. Habitually poorly-attired soul who has chosen to sink below society's infrastructure into a murky world where freedom is all.

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So, you coming to the Debutante Ball?

No. I'm going to put some filthy clothes in a sack with a soggy loaf of bread and get into the hobo life.
by gnostic3 March 7, 2015
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Johnny Appleweed

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?
by gnostic3 August 3, 2020
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goshforsaken

adj. Bleak and generally unpleasant but not as bad as Godforsaken.

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Calgary is a goshforsaken wasteland.
by gnostic3 July 19, 2019
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