gnostic3's definitions

terribull

n. Any false explanation for a late report, missing cash, pregnancy etc. Usually said with an ironic sympathetic nod.

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So then there was this big crash, see,and like the heavens totally opened up and some big voice was all, "Judy! You is the chosen one! You be having my holy chile." So I said, " But I don't wants to be pregnant. I got school to finish! " ( sobs uncontrollably)

That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2016

purse-smacking

v. Any punishment or retaliation meted out by a woman who feels slighted or harmed. It can be a verbal, emotional or physical response but is generally rapidly administered.

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If Trump disses Hillary one more time he is going to engender a terrific purse-smacking.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2016

dumple

n. Small pile of excretement. A term used exclusively by small children and rich urbanites with tiny dogs.

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What a cute dumple! Who's mummy's little precious?

Mother! I'm in law school. Let it go.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2016

paquinator

n. A totally dominant unstoppable tough player in sports or business.

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We need a paquinator to burst though the line and rip the ball off the opposition. Who's up for it? Karen?

by gnostic3 August 9, 2016

landrition

n. Destruction of an opposing team's hopes of victory via a multi-skilled clinical exploitation of their weaknesses.

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The Knicks were lucky to come in second in that game. What a landrition.

by gnostic3 August 9, 2016

echo-tourist

n. Traveller who loves sonic reverberations and seeks out canyons, cliffs and similar locales in exotic locations. It can also be applied to a self-centred person who loves the sound of her own voice.

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Hello! Can you hear me!!!? I'm an echo-tourist!

Again. It's a cave. They have mouths, but they cannot speak.

by gnostic3 August 18, 2016

debait

v. To remove enticing morsels from one's line. Can be used in ironic context to refer to removing promises from a presidential spiel.

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Going to watch Trump debait tonight?

No. I have a bomb shelter to dig.

by gnostic3 October 2, 2016