gnostic3's definitions

commune

n. Rural farmstead, hamlet or bog inhabited by an anarchistic group of flower-people seeking to escape the usual confining bonds of humanity's fettered existence. Often seeking financial independence through the production of shabbily beaded assemblages and aromatic candles these clothing-optional settlements have largely disappeared since the sixties as a result of government intervention, better anti-psychotic medication, and cholera.

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Dude! We should gather a bevy of gals and totally start a commune!

Been there. Done that. Tie-dyed the T-shirt.

by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

qatarloo

n. An inglorious defeat that ends a dream.

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Today Canada met their qatarloo.

Again.Eh.

by gnostic3 November 23, 2022

wordleing

v. Wasting time on a pseudo-intelligent pursuit.

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You still playing that Candy Crush! Not me. Look at how my brain case be growing. That is all wordleing bro!

by gnostic3 March 21, 2022

dysdoffia

n. Neurologic condition in which the ability to undress is impaired.

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Why is that surgeon wandering down the hallway with a dirty OR gown over his head?

He has a touch of dysdoffia.

by gnostic3 September 5, 2020

pokal anaesthetic

n. Freezing or numbing drug given via injection with a pointy needle rather than inhalation.

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I hope my dentist doesn't use that pokal anaesthetic stuff. It makes me slobberate for hours.

by gnostic3 January 6, 2023

amandariffic

adj. Work done to an exacting unsurpassable standard.

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This is some amandariffic charge-nursing we have going on here! Where are the golden stars?

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

sockey

n. New sport for those who wish to fill the sportsless covid void and get some exercise while isolated. One kicks rolled-up socks into wastebaskets, armchairs, toilets etc. Complex courses with bogeys, eagles etc can be established if desired. Heavy drinking is encouraged.

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Played a round of ice sockey last night in the walk-in freezer. Lost three toes on the back nine.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021