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wordodex

n. The part of the human brain responsible for storage and, more importantly, retrieval of the words learned over the course of a lifetime.

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Wordodex failures, in which the correct or perfect word (le mot juste ou parfait), which may have spent years collecting dust in the less-travelled areas of a surgeon's cerebral cortex, is badly routed and ends up dangling uselessly at the tip of his tongue, can be both annihilatory and devastative.
by gnostic3 November 23, 2022
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thunburger

n. Tasty lunch item made from healthy renewable nematodes in a carbon-minus kitchen. Also a Swedish sexual activity involving reindeer herders that is often mistaken for a Lappdanse.

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God morgan Greta! Join me later for a thunburger in my solar car? Then we can walk to the breezy shore at sunset, calculate how much freely-available wind, solar and tidal energy was under-utilized by the planet, again, then spit in frustration at the stupidity of humans.

You hade me vide thunburger!
by gnostic3 January 7, 2022
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frugalitarian

n. Person who is careful with his money, but not cheap or miserly, despite what people say.

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You still wearing those ratty shoes you bought at the thrift shop. What a cheapskate.

You will never understand the philosophy of the frugalitarian.

That is my hope.
by gnostic3 November 11, 2019
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polargeist

n. Evil spirt who haunts igloos and other dwellings in the far north.

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My blubber is stuck to the ceiling. Again.

Sounds like you have a polargeist. Be afraid.
by gnostic3 February 6, 2019
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punkle

n. A troubling or criminal situation one finds oneself in. Usually the fault of a misguided society and not due to a personal fault.
How do you plan to extricate yourself from this here punkle mate?

Plans are for losers.

Plans are for those who do not have both hands caught in the cookie jar that is life.
by gnostic3 August 31, 2022
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jambulance

n. Any vehicle used to transport a band from gig to gig. Often commodious but decrepit.

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Pile everything into the jambulance and we are away!
by gnostic3 March 9, 2021
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dripstarter

n. Prostitute or equally skanky person.

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Who was that dripstarter I saw you with yesterday?

My physics teacher.

Respect!
by gnostic3 January 4, 2023
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