gnostic3's definitions

UV enema

n. Under-appreciated medical therapy advocated by POTUS and several loose cannons as a cure for any and all life- threatening ailments.

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AIDS? Sounds serious. But have you tried a UV enema? Can’t hurt right? Unless the lamp burns you, or the cost means you can’t afford real, effective treatment.

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

sandbagged

v. Signed to a rich sports contract by an evil empire with questionable morality.

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Many football stars are being sandbagged. Where will it end?

Probably Oman.

by gnostic3 July 5, 2023

frostophobia

n. Fear of being shut inside a freezer, or of spending a week in Alberta in January.

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Strip to Red Deer!? No thanks. I suffer from frostophobia.

Very sensible of you.Wish it was contagious.

by gnostic3 April 8, 2022

qatarded

adj. Lacking in sense, morals and alcohol.

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Who is running Alberta now? That is so qatarded!

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

homeycide

n. The killing of a buddy, sometimes accidental and sometimes needed.

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i ain’t threatening nobody. I just saying watch you back:; sometimes homeycide happens.

by gnostic3 March 24, 2022

nursish

adj. Having some of the skills and qualities of a nurse without any actual training.

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You’re limping. Better let me have a feel of your leg.

Okay. You are a nurse, right?

Well, I’m nursish.

by gnostic3 May 27, 2018

tinfoil

n. In the 1940s strips of tinfoil were dumped from planes to shield them from radar detection. Now the word is applied to any event or announcement which shields a politician by deflecting the focus or attention of the press and public.

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Middle east peace plan, chinese viral apocalypse, pretty big news day!

Just tinfoil my naive friend. Just tinfoil.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020