dysdoffia

n. Neurologic condition in which the ability to undress is impaired.

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Why is that surgeon wandering down the hallway with a dirty OR gown over his head?

He has a touch of dysdoffia.

by gnostic3 September 06, 2020

suckerslap

n. A cowardly slap delivered without warning.

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Sleep in fear my man. One dark night I am going to deliver you a suckerslap that will make your ears ring.

Isn’t your warning kind of defeating the whole idea of a suckerslap? And, seeing you got the tiny0 tiny arms, it will likely be a willslap that won’t even wake me up.

by gnostic3 April 12, 2022

roewade

n. Unwanted child born after the criminalization of abortions.

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My priest knocked me up;: so I can go to prison for murder, or have a roewade ... again.

by gnostic3 May 05, 2022

slacquer

n. Paint that doesn’t put in much effort to cover up rust, look pretty, or really accomplish anything.

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I don’t care how my house looks so I just slapped on some cheap slacquer.

by gnostic3 January 04, 2023

slacquer

n. Paint that doesn't put in much effort to cover up rust, look pretty, or really accomplish anything.

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I don't care how my house looks so I painted it with some cheap slacquer.

by gnostic3 January 03, 2023

walz

n. The emotional barriers that surround us and prevent enjoyable interactions.

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The walz! I feel the walz closing in!I need to break free from this prison that surrounds me!

Remonstrate much?

by gnostic3 March 16, 2021

kraft dinner

n. A salty snack.

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Tom Brady owes his longevity with New England to a twice-weekly kraft dinner.

by gnostic3 February 26, 2019