gnostic3's definitions

sweepers

n. Ice curlers too weak or uncoordinated to throw heavy granite stones. They just sweep dirt and candy wrappings out of the stone's path.

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Come on sweepers! Put a little zest into it. We nearly wrecked on a ciggie butt in that last end.

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

muffin day

n. Any day on which a delectable baked item or three elevates your mood.

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What up bro? You was down. Now you up. You on the pipe again?

No man. It's a muffin day. Hear them squirrels sing?

You on the pipe again.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2019

brexiting

v. Endlessly discussing and planning an unneeded, pointless or frankly disastrous event without actually proceeding to any observable action.

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You get thrown out of college yet?

No. The Dean and them other clowns are still brexiting. Roll me up a bomber.

by gnostic3 June 22, 2019

arter

n. Person who produces drawings, poems, paintings, sculptures etc that aren't very good. Often a friend or relative.

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So, I hear you have a budding artist in your family.

Well ...more of an arter really ... but she can skip real well.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

qatarded

adj. Lacking in sense, morals and alcohol.

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Who is running Alberta now? That is so qatarded!

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

homeycide

n. The killing of a buddy, sometimes accidental and sometimes needed.

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i ain’t threatening nobody. I just saying watch you back:; sometimes homeycide happens.

by gnostic3 March 24, 2022

dawncracking

v. Staying out late, very late, often for nefarious purposes.

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You been dawncracking all week Lemar. What up with that? How you gonna do any proper operations if you are all the time tired?

Leave me alone nurse. Don't tell me you didn't do some dawncracking when you was young.

What you mean "When I was young"? Don't you make me scalpel-cut your sassy arm.

by gnostic3 November 13, 2016