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Ukelear Winter

n. Bleak post-apocalyptic future facing Northern Europe if madmen continue to pursue war.

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Feel that evil in the air? It is the approach of ukelear winter.
by gnostic3 February 28, 2022
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offside trap

n. Defensive technique in soccer wherein the defenders closest to their own goal line all move simultaneously toward their opponents goal line just before an opponent boots the ball downfield. The object is to deliberately place any possible recipients of the pass in an offside position, and to allow soccer enthusiasts, who love to have their enjoyment interrupted by questions, the opportunity to again attempt to educate hockey fans on the nuances of the beautiful game.

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Why did the whistle blow? He was totally in the clear!

Offside trap. Again. Look, get me some crayons and I’ll try to explain it in simpler terms.
by gnostic3 July 5, 2019
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myceliate

v. To spread or disseminate secretly , slyly or underground, as a fungus would.

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We need to myceliate this information quickly, before the anti-vaxxers can mobilize their masses of coughing supporters.
by gnostic3 April 29, 2022
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Nobel gesture

n. A refusal of a major cash prize or honour because of the horribly tainted origin of the award money.

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I hear Bob Dylan is going to refuse the Nobel Prize because Alfred Nobel made his fortune manufacturing high explosives.

Excellent. He is to be congratulated for making a Nobel gesture
by gnostic3 November 3, 2016
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beating Armenia

v. A hollow, minor victory over a lesser power to make up for a drubbing by a superior power. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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The Russian hockey team spanked us yesterday, but no worries:; tonight we’ll be beating Armenia.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
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chauvinism

n. Choking someone.

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Stop! We have already seen far too much chauvinism.
by gnostic3 June 3, 2020
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dwank

adj. Totally incoherent due to a lack of sleep.

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You should not be doing heart surgery when you are dwank:; nor should you be running the country.
by gnostic3 November 21, 2019
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