473 definitions by gnostic3

adj. Lowest of the low. A total waste of space.

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Why are you going out with that guat?

She reminds me of my mother.
by gnostic3 December 4, 2019
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n. Any day on which a delectable baked item or three elevates your mood.

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What up bro? You was down. Now you up. You on the pipe again?

No man. It's a muffin day. Hear them squirrels sing?

You on the pipe again.
by gnostic3 February 6, 2019
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n. Device that makes incompatible connections compatible. An interface modulator.

v. To employ an interface modulator to make a connection.

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Hey babe! You and me! Right! Are you up for some sweet connectivity?

They have not yet made a dongle that will let that happen.
by gnostic3 July 2, 2020
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n. Place to store t-shirts in lieu of a drawer at closet. Usually used when homeless or between women to take advantage of.

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Saw Melvin yesterday.Looked bad. I think he's been living out of a shirtbag for a while.
by gnostic3 November 13, 2016
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v. Performing an ultimately egregious action which destroys the hard-earned credibility of a noble office.

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I thought yesterday was the worst action possible, but today he is trumping the shark.
by gnostic3 January 21, 2020
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v. To “accidentallyfondle a masseuse.

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Tell me you did not just deshaun me right there! I am about a second away from going all elbows on your junk drawers.
by gnostic3 March 21, 2022
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n. Any hard to identify tall gangly bird. Also, by extension, any ungainly woman, especially in Australia.

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Spied Bruce here with a proper goostrich last night at the Clobber Dinkum in Perth. Looked like they was about to nest in the bulrushes.

Stick a Fosters in yer gob Charley. That was me mum choking on a bit of wallaby brisket.
by gnostic3 January 7, 2022
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