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by gnostic3 January 4, 2023
Get the dripstarter mug.n. A troubling or criminal situation one finds oneself in. Usually the fault of a misguided society and not due to a personal fault.
How do you plan to extricate yourself from this here punkle mate?
Plans are for losers.
Plans are for those who do not have both hands caught in the cookie jar that is life.
Plans are for losers.
Plans are for those who do not have both hands caught in the cookie jar that is life.
by gnostic3 August 31, 2022
Get the punkle mug.n. Any vehicle used to transport a band from gig to gig. Often commodious but decrepit.
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by gnostic3 March 9, 2021
Get the jambulance mug.Proper bang storm last night in Perth jBruce. Feel like I’m eating ravens.
Too right mate. Thought the woomera was never going to close.
Sorry? What does that even mean?
Too right mate. Thought the woomera was never going to close.
Sorry? What does that even mean?
by gnostic3 December 4, 2019
Get the eating ravens mug.n. Perfume conveying a whiff of Hades. Used in Australia as a warning of impending danger.
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Cricket mate! Watch your bleeding stride. You’re not circumcising a wallaby in Perth now. One more step toward that croc and you’ll be getting a good whiff of helleau.
by gnostic3 December 21, 2021
Get the helleau mug.n. Repeated exhausting sexual acts involving a Mayan or, in a pinch, any Central American.
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Okay team. Any of you men with some strength left after another ten sprints are going to give me five guat-thrusts if you want to make the Canadian Junior hockey team.
You don't look Mayan.
Quiet Fleury.
You don't look Mayan.
Quiet Fleury.
by gnostic3 July 5, 2023
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