gnostic3's definitions

jerseyphile

n. Person who wears a sports jersey because of the colors or logo, not because he loves or understands the team or the sport.

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Great game eh? O'Connor deked wide on the power play then went five hole!

What? Five what? Oh I see. It's this shirt right. I'm more of a jerseyphile than a soccer nut.

Hockey nut.

Whatever.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2019

trumping the shark

v. Performing an ultimately egregious action which destroys the hard-earned credibility of a noble office.

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I thought yesterday was the worst action possible, but today he is trumping the shark.

by gnostic3 January 21, 2020

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

slacquer

n. Paint that doesn't put in much effort to cover up rust, look pretty, or really accomplish anything.

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I don't care how my house looks so I painted it with some cheap slacquer.

by gnostic3 January 3, 2023

Redo’s Procedure

n. Complex operation performed only by the most skilled surgeons in which a previously performed delicate procedure is performed again ... indelicately.

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Crickey mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum. Again. And now I have to do a bleeding Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

by gnostic3 February 7, 2024

robustity

n. Having a certain vigorous strength. A word often applied by under-educated Australian surgeons to robust tissue that will heal well despite poor suturing technique.

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Admiral robustity in those diaphagmatic crura Shiela! Reckon we can close the hiatus up tighter than a platypus’ egg hole.

by gnostic3 February 7, 2024

hobo

n. Habitually poorly-attired soul who has chosen to sink below society's infrastructure into a murky world where freedom is all.

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So, you coming to the Debutante Ball?

No. I'm going to put some filthy clothes in a sack with a soggy loaf of bread and get into the hobo life.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2015