325 definitions by gnostic3

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n. Any sexual indiscretion.

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Where’s Rudy?

Jail. Some sort of porking violation.

Pardon!?

Not yet.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
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n. Local anaesthetic that is very effective.

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I got the sensitive teeth doc, so you best use the prime numbber when I is in your needlessly complex chair.
by gnostic3 February 06, 2019
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v. To twist, shrivel, or bend from a flat uniform discoid shape into something resembling a deformed potato chip.

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Am I seeing this right! Tell me you did not just pringle my bicycle wheel!

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Jen’s umbilical hernia recurred when her mesh pringled due to a chronic Yersinia infection.
by gnostic3 February 04, 2019
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v. Any punishment or retaliation meted out by a woman who feels slighted or harmed. It can be a verbal, emotional or physical response but is generally rapidly administered.

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If Trump disses Hillary one more time he is going to engender a terrific purse-smacking.
by gnostic3 August 04, 2016
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v. To blubber like a child because your team has been beaten by the mighty Japan Blossoms, or, less likely, by Canada.
Don’t rugbybawl Ireland, at least you weren’t beaten by Canada.
by gnostic3 October 15, 2019
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n. Person who prefers to just sit in the sand. All day. Every day. No real ambition.

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Yo! Up for a little skateboard action?

No. I’m more of a sander.
by gnostic3 August 03, 2020
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v. A medical procedure in which the disease-causing bacteria in a patient's colon are replaced by normal, healthy bacteria by transplantation of faeces via the anal canal.

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I had a C. difficile infection but I avoided a bowel resection because I let the doctor repoopulate my colon.

Do you know how they do that? I think I would have opted for the resection.
by gnostic3 March 17, 2017
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