gnostic3's definitions

kleptopigia

n. An irresistible pathological desire to steal pigs or delicious parts of pigs, such as bacon. Usually considered untreatable.

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Why is there ham hidden in every nook in your house? You still got that kleptopigia?

Get off my case! It’s in my nature!

by gnostic3 October 20, 2022

vanesserate

v. To perform efficiently and intelligently in one's vocation, sport etc.

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We can finish this slate of operations if we all vanesserate like crazy. But if we do get behind I want to see some ashleying.

by gnostic3 November 25, 2022

Vote

n. A choice for a leader, made by a citizen, that may or may not carry any value.

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My vote has been cast, and may be counted or discarded. I will just have to wait and see.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2020

drinking bleach

v. Following any irrational plan of action.

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So, are you studying for your medical degree finals this weekend or are you going to the beach, getting drunk, and generally drinking bleach?

Party time dude! Make spring break great again!

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

kneegrow spiritual

n. Song that lifts spirits while making people taller.

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I wish I was as tall as Kobe!

Have you tried singing a kneegrow spiritual?

by gnostic3 December 11, 2022

brownie

n. Incredibly racist term for a person with mildly melanotic skin. Before becoming politically verboten the term was used to describe a delicious baked item, a woodland elf, and a young female member of the Boy Scout movement.

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I ate a brownie yesterday. Very tasty.

RACIST!!!

by gnostic3 December 8, 2022

blizzardboy

n. Canadian term for usually unemployed vagrant who is available to shovel out streets after a heavy snowfall, and, by extension, anyone asked to do any menial job because their usual work is trivial enough to leave undone.

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They need this blood down in OR 12!

Do not look at me! I am a nurse, not your blizzardboy.

by gnostic3 February 1, 2020