gnostic3's definitions

doggequin

n. An object similar to a mannequin, only dog shaped.

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Did you see the new dog Bob bought? Ugly.

You sure it isn't a doggequin? They can be pretty ugly.

Do I look stupid? It was licking itself!

Still...

by gnostic3 August 3, 2016

Gluten For Punishment

Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.

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Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?

I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.

And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?

Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.

by gnostic3 December 11, 2022

goose soup

n. Excellent! Awesome! Aussie skater term.

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Nice fakey backstretch Sheila! Totally goose soup!

by gnostic3 June 22, 2020

prime numbber

n. Local anaesthetic that is very effective.

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I got the sensitive teeth doc, so you best use the prime numbber when I is in your needlessly complex chair.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2019

Winnipeg

place. Tiny, polite city proudly built between the granite bedrock of the shield and the cambrian silt that is Canada. Once the territory of a proud indigenous people who were badly advised and shuffled to obscurity, Winnipeg has become the twelfth tawdriest city in north america and the home of the seventh-best hockey team in Canada. Grain elevating and rock-sorting remain the leading industries altjough vestiges of fishing and a shrinking tourism industry survive. Annual floods have made home-building a prosperous undertaking and a large diorama in the newly built interpretive centre illustrates how the Red river overflows it’s banks in the same places every year and floods the ssme homes.

Want to go to Winnipeg in the spring?

If I can take my canoe!

by gnostic3 October 16, 2019

cuppies

n. Endearment referencing sweet, sweet cupcakes.

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J’s cuppies are only the best foodstuffs ever made! And they cure puppy homelessness too.

Magic cuppies!

by gnostic3 February 14, 2020

suckerslap

n. A cowardly slap delivered without warning.

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Sleep in fear my man. One dark night I am going to deliver you a suckerslap that will make your ears ring.

Isn’t your warning kind of defeating the whole idea of a suckerslap? And, seeing you got the tiny0 tiny arms, it will likely be a willslap that won’t even wake me up.

by gnostic3 April 12, 2022