gnostic3's definitions

arter

n. Person who produces drawings, poems, paintings, sculptures etc that aren't very good. Often a friend or relative.

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So, I hear you have a budding artist in your family.

Well ...more of an arter really ... but she can skip real well.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

muffin day

n. Any day on which a delectable baked item or three elevates your mood.

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What up bro? You was down. Now you up. You on the pipe again?

No man. It's a muffin day. Hear them squirrels sing?

You on the pipe again.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2019

qatarded

adj. Lacking in sense, morals and alcohol.

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Who is running Alberta now? That is so qatarded!

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

homeycide

n. The killing of a buddy, sometimes accidental and sometimes needed.

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i ain’t threatening nobody. I just saying watch you back:; sometimes homeycide happens.

by gnostic3 March 24, 2022

wallberg

n. Massive obstruction to the passage of point guards, shipping, or legislation. Unlike the case with icebergs ninety percent of the wallberg is usually easily seen.

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Washington is threatened by a giant wallberg.

Come on dude. Mark is wicked good.

by gnostic3 March 15, 2019

UV enema

n. Under-appreciated medical therapy advocated by POTUS and several loose cannons as a cure for any and all life- threatening ailments.

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AIDS? Sounds serious. But have you tried a UV enema? Can’t hurt right? Unless the lamp burns you, or the cost means you can’t afford real, effective treatment.

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

fact-tramp

n. Person more concerned with the truth of a statement that with the impact of the statement. These concrete-thinkers are often undiagnosed schizophrenics unable to see the big picture.

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This new health-care plan will make America great again!

Tens of millions will die needlessly. In horrible pain.

"Great again!" Are you deaf? Are you a fact-tramp working for the filth at CNN? "Great again!!!" With four exclamation points.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2017