gnostic3's definitions

beclowning

v. The act of making a person, often oneself, look unbelievably foolish.

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The President is once again beclowning himself.

And soiling himself.

by gnostic3 March 13, 2024

justice tears

n. The physical manifestation of the emotional upheaval caused by the realisation that centuries of evolving democratic justice have been brutally erased by a tyrant.

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Why are you crying little one?

The spirits of truth and democracy lie in the ashes. I cry justice tears.

I told you not to watch Game of Thrones.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

deluginal

adj. Blindly oblivious to a mounting cascade, or deluge, of sensible objections to one’s irrationsl comments or opinions.

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If Olivia thinks that makeup makes her look pretty she is more deluginal than the president.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

duffy

n. Somewhat dim person who doesn't know the location of his home or office or have the ability to understand simple rules.

You are such a duffy. I told you twice already. You work at the big grey building overlooking the Ottawa river.

by gnostic3 September 23, 2015

terribull

n. Any false explanation for a late report, missing cash, pregnancy etc. Usually said with an ironic sympathetic nod.

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So then there was this big crash, see,and like the heavens totally opened up and some big voice was all, "Judy! You is the chosen one! You be having my holy chile." So I said, " But I don't wants to be pregnant. I got school to finish! " ( sobs uncontrollably)

That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2016

influenzer

n. Infectious person who, often in an uncaring fashion, modifies the needs, wants, behaviours, and lifespans of others.

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I see you had to close your bar again.

Yeah, we had a drunk self-centered influenzer come in. Again.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2020

lying nine

v. Having an obscene advantage. Originally a Canadian ice-curling term but now a popular Aussie expression.

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Move your bishop up a few squares mate! You’ll be lying nine and guzzling a frozen festive in two shakes of a wallaby’s snake.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2021