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Zuckerberg Grant

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Money given to county election boards by Mark Zuckerberg so he can control their elections.
Mike: Baby, we can finally buy that boat, and maybe even another car!
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!

Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...
by geekmalone March 16, 2021
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gotcha gimme

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When a company gives customers' personal information to the government.
Jen: What the fuck? Apparently Bank of America gave my credit card purchase records to the FBI last month!
Mike: BFD, it's just a gotcha gimme, you've got nothing to hide.
Jen: What? I feel violated. Can they really do that?
Mike: I know that AT&T gave Devin Nunes's phone records to Adam Schiff a year or so ago. Really fucked his shit up too.
Jen: It doesn't seem right that the companies can just give our personal information to the government.
Mike: You've got nothing to hide, so don't fret about it.
Jen: I don't like companies giving out my shit and I don't like the government digging through it!
by geekmalone February 5, 2021
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fuck up my narrative

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To deliver facts that hurt my comfortable little bubble of idiocy.
Mike: I wish Republicans had at least the minimal level of respect for women and people of color...
Jen: Republicans picked up 10 seats in the House in the 2020 election. Most were women and people of color.
Mike: Don't fuck up my narrative!
by geekmalone December 4, 2020
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THE PLAN

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Term coined by Rudy Giuliani to refer to the coordinated effort to steal Donald Trump's victory in the November 3rd 2020 Presidential election.
THE PLAN was the brainchild of Warren Buffet when he exclaimed at a meeting of the DICS (Dem Inner Circle Society) in November 2010 "We can't let these stupid peasants choose their leaders anymore!". All of the other DICS members (Zucky, Bezos, Gates, Dorsey, and Brennan) immediately agreed and the creation of THE PLAN began. Many components of THE PLAN were easy: The cooperation of the county voting boards, the compliance of the main stream media, and the bribing of Judges who might preside over any legal challenges. But some components of THE PLAN were not easy: The acceptance of the Dominion voting system in 13 states, the simultaneous stopping of the vote counting in six states, and the payoffs of members of the Conservative media. As time went by, THE PLAN grew in complexity. In 2016, the DICS tested THE PLAN in Orange County, California. This test was highly successful. Then in 2018, THE PLAN was tested on the entire state of Virginia, also very successful. In 2020, THE PLAN was implemented nationwide to steal the election from Donald Trump. Most of THE PLAN was successful, but there were some glitches, including: The complete dumping of Fox News by Conservatives when Fox hosts sided against Trump, numerous tattle-tale voting board employees who spilled the beans about THE PLAN to Trump's lawyers, and Donald Trump's incredible tenacity. Only time will tell if THE PLAN will be successful in 2020, but its chances of succeeding decrease as more Americans learn about it.
by geekmalone November 19, 2020
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Whenever you hear "Does anyone have any questions?" after a long speech of zero value; you know you're dealing with a soulless corporate fuckwad.
by geekmalone November 5, 2020
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Usually around season four of any given TV series... LMATGAF.
by geekmalone September 15, 2020
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3D Colored Cubes

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Catch-all term for all of the nonsensical bullshit spewed by business consultants and middle managers.
Speaker: As you can see from this diagram, an exponential ROI can be realized from our rapid adoption of this strategy.
Me: Fuck me. More 3D Colored Cubes from the boneheads downtown.
by geekmalone August 18, 2020
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