duckroll

An image of a toy duck on wheels, when expecting an electronic computer link to something else. Often found on message boards and blogs frequented by computer fanboys. The precursor to the modern Rick Roll.

Damn! I got a duckroll instead of that video clip of Elvis I was looking for!

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit April 02, 2008

gomer

Any chronically debilitated patient, (usually not able to communicate due to stroke or coma) admitted to the hospital that has little or no hope for recovery. They are literally sent there so that family members can presume to live without "the guilt" of letting their loved one die with the least bit of human dignity. As a result, these poor souls die a slow, pitiful death, out of sight from their family because their family doesn't have the seeds to "pull the plug".

Literally: Get Outta My E. R.

Aunt Hazel is a gomer over at St. Vincents... her family would rather let her rot slowly in the hospital than let her die with dignity.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 31, 2006

regimental

To go without underwear. Sometimes referred to as commando (female) or free-balling (male) in the United States. In fact, it is the way that Scots wearing kilts are supposed to be dressed, unless engaged in some sporting games (ie. Highland games) that my result in their testicles or penis coming into view.

"If that Scot is wearing a kilt at his wedding, he is most certainly regimental."

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 08, 2006

in sambo

In congruence. In harmony. At one with.

He lived his entire life with his longtime girlfriend, in sambo, and in agreement; his life at peace.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit November 23, 2011

diesel

What violent, unemployed hooligans on the European continent drink: a mix of cider or lager and banana liquour. It is a horrid conconction that no normal person would ever dream of drinking. It is a favorite of skinheads and other slackers.

The young, unemployed German man spent his entire morning drinking diesels, then he joined up with his friends to rob and beat some law-abiding elderly citizens.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit July 13, 2004

pisser

A night on the town getting drunk with your friends. Used frequently by NE English types. So named for the obscene amount of urine created by drinking 18-24 pints of Stella over the span of an evening.

"I went out on a pisser last night. I cound't even find my britches this morning."

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 08, 2006

Boy Scout

A married or unmarried male who is all of what the Boy Scouts aspire to be in public or in private.

You were married and alone, but bragged up your family in mixed company. You didn't hit on me. You didn't touch my thigh or grab my arm. You met me in a public place each night, and sent me away as such. You were a gentleman. You pulled out my chair. You are what all women want, but none can achieve. You are a Boy Scout.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit January 19, 2013