foltor's definitions

Andre the Giant

1. HUGE French actor (1946-1993), best known for his role as Fezzik in The Princess Bride.

Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?

by foltor September 2, 2005

Seussian

nonsensical yet fitting, onomotopaeic, a la Dr. Seuss

One fish, two fish...

by foltor September 2, 2005

clodhoppers

boots, esp. hiking boots, esp. if large, ugly, and/or filthy

Get your clodhoppers off the table!

by foltor September 2, 2005

tall hawk

a guy who digs on / is always on the look out for tall women

Dave is such a tall hawk he won't date a girl under 5'10"

by foltor September 2, 2005

zim

adj. ridiculously grandiose and complex, doomed to failure, yet undeniably hillarious, usu. said of plans for world domination and the like

I'm all for getting revenge, but getting atomic cesium sounds a little zim.

by foltor September 2, 2005

nuclearate

to cook in a microwave oven, see nuclearator

I'm gonna nuclearate some ramen.

by foltor September 2, 2005

mosstrooper

1. an undisciplined soldier

2. a total lunatic, one who fights without fear of death or is impervious to pain, one who takes unreasonable risks just for the hell of it and delights in causing destruction and mayhem, see also berserker

3. someone obsessed with hiking

4. a beverage composed of 4 parts root beer and 1 part lemonade (and a sprig of mint if you're Martha-friggin'-Stewart)

1. Ray showed up for duty without polishing his boots. What a mosstrooper!

2. Ray just walked up and slapped that tiger. What a mosstrooper!

3. Ray has been walking for twelve hours. What a mosstrooper!

4. It's been a long day. I need a mosstrooper.

by foltor September 2, 2005