Definitions by foltor

rye 

adj. deep-thinking, opposite of superficial

(from the analogy: there are white bread people with no more substance to them than prime-time TV, there are whole wheat people, who are interesting, and then there are rye people...)

Albert Einstein, now he was rye.

rye by foltor September 2, 2005

mosstrooper 

1. an undisciplined soldier

2. a total lunatic, one who fights without fear of death or is impervious to pain, one who takes unreasonable risks just for the hell of it and delights in causing destruction and mayhem, see also berserker

3. someone obsessed with hiking

4. a beverage composed of 4 parts root beer and 1 part lemonade (and a sprig of mint if you're Martha-friggin'-Stewart)

1. Ray showed up for duty without polishing his boots. What a mosstrooper!

2. Ray just walked up and slapped that tiger. What a mosstrooper!

3. Ray has been walking for twelve hours. What a mosstrooper!

4. It's been a long day. I need a mosstrooper.

mosstrooper by foltor September 2, 2005

pelor 

a big, friendly guy

(after the sun god from D&D)

That's too bad about Andre the Giant. He was a total pelor.

pelor by foltor September 2, 2005

Andre the Giant 

1. HUGE French actor (1946-1993), best known for his role as Fezzik in The Princess Bride.

Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?

Andre the Giant by foltor September 2, 2005

grinch 

1. to gripe or complain about stuff peripheral to holidays (e.g. traffic, crowds at the mall, etc.)

2. a person who incessantly does the above, year after year

Don't be such a grinch!

grinch by foltor September 2, 2005

Seussian 

nonsensical yet fitting, onomotopaeic, a la Dr. Seuss

One fish, two fish...

Seussian by foltor September 2, 2005

Fezzik 

1. the giant in The Princess Bride (played by Andre the Giant)

2. a big, strong guy that could probably crush your ribcage with one hand if he wanted to, but is really sweet and harmless

Don't worry about Mark, he's just a big fezzik.

Fezzik by foltor September 2, 2005