foltor's definitions

Seussian

nonsensical yet fitting, onomotopaeic, a la Dr. Seuss

One fish, two fish...

by foltor September 2, 2005

tall hawk

a guy who digs on / is always on the look out for tall women

Dave is such a tall hawk he won't date a girl under 5'10"

by foltor September 2, 2005

zim

adj. ridiculously grandiose and complex, doomed to failure, yet undeniably hillarious, usu. said of plans for world domination and the like

I'm all for getting revenge, but getting atomic cesium sounds a little zim.

by foltor September 2, 2005

haberdashery

the artful design, creation and selection of fine hats, probably the fruitiest fashion pursuit of them all

And what do you do in your spare time?

by foltor September 2, 2005

Estonian

a totally nondescript nationality, used as a cover when you don't want to admit your true nationality

If anyone asks, we're Estonians!

by foltor September 2, 2005

troll piss

any particularly nasty sports/energy drink, esp. one of a manifestly unnatural color

I'm so dehydrated I could choke down some troll piss.

by foltor September 1, 2005