Definitions by foltor

Tolkienian 

adj. like Tolkien, i.e. fantastic, epic, melodramatic, and or verbose

I prefer Alexander to Lewis; he's not as Tolkienian.

Don't get Sarah started on her character unless you're in the mood for a half-hour Tolkienian monologue.

Tolkienian by foltor September 2, 2005

adventure 

something that is most likely a very, very bad idea, but sounds like it would be exciting, so you try it anyway

Let's go to North Korea! It would be an adventure!

adventure by foltor September 2, 2005

haberdashery

the artful design, creation and selection of fine hats, probably the fruitiest fashion pursuit of them all

And what do you do in your spare time?

haberdashery by foltor September 2, 2005

calligraphy 

the martial art of writing gracefully as a means to spiritual insight and physical invulnerability - which I suck at, by the way

By studying your calligraphy I have discovered your weakness in swordsmanship.

calligraphy by foltor September 2, 2005

Estonian 

a totally nondescript nationality, used as a cover when you don't want to admit your true nationality

If anyone asks, we're Estonians!

Estonian by foltor September 2, 2005

troll piss 

any particularly nasty sports/energy drink, esp. one of a manifestly unnatural color

I'm so dehydrated I could choke down some troll piss.

troll piss by foltor September 1, 2005