a person who drives a fifth wheel travel trailer where the hitch is in the middle of the bed of the truck.
Hauling a fiver is a lot cheaper than driving a motor-home because you don't have a gas guzzler in your RV.
by euphemismo July 17, 2006
by euphemismo July 22, 2006
Gal 1: "why did you do the FB post on that stupid shit about sweaty sex with animals?
Gal 2: "It's going viral."
Gal 1: "Sorry, you may get 3 likes at the most. It's going fungal."
Gal 2: "It's going viral."
Gal 1: "Sorry, you may get 3 likes at the most. It's going fungal."
by euphemismo October 21, 2012
So our Congress sucks. I'm just one fucking guy, do you think I can do anything about it?
So Congress is being bribed left and right by corporations. Our democracy is disappearing, but I'm just one fucking guy. Do you think I can do anything about it?
I'm just OFG, that's not going to go far with the fucked up mess we have in Congress.
Congress passed the Affordable Care Act. It created the new IRS where you have to buy insurance from the companies you hate. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.
The Affordable Care Act is bullshit. Congress says don't raise taxes, just make everything privatized so the people pay more. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.
So Congress is being bribed left and right by corporations. Our democracy is disappearing, but I'm just one fucking guy. Do you think I can do anything about it?
I'm just OFG, that's not going to go far with the fucked up mess we have in Congress.
Congress passed the Affordable Care Act. It created the new IRS where you have to buy insurance from the companies you hate. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.
The Affordable Care Act is bullshit. Congress says don't raise taxes, just make everything privatized so the people pay more. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.
by euphemismo November 26, 2010
The opposite of Tebowing. An irreverent man standing around pretending to play with a female nipple while another man is Tebowing.
(At a Denver Broncos football game) What's that guy doing while Tim is on one knee praying?
He's teatbowing, pretending to play with his girlfriend's nipple.
He's teatbowing, pretending to play with his girlfriend's nipple.
by euphemismo November 20, 2011
An unwanted pregnancy in which the victim itches for pregnancy termination. A combination of the words fetus and itch.
Jane was raped by her father and now has severe fetitch. She's going to planned parenthood this afternoon.
Links: rape incest abortionRoe v. Wade
Links: rape incest abortionRoe v. Wade
by euphemismo November 29, 2015
Avacation: av-ah-key-shuhn The non-job of famous, gifted people who get paid millions for performing their gift, e.g. world class athletes and actors.
If you have an avacation, no need to work.
My avocation is flipping burgers in Boston, but there are probably thousands of pro athletes who only have an avacation.
My avocation is flipping burgers in Boston, but there are probably thousands of pro athletes who only have an avacation.
by euphemismo July 16, 2012