euphemismo's definitions

In the Book of Mormon

The definition is based on the Broadway Musical, “The Book of Mormon”

Short for: (person pretending to read Book of Mormon) “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ____ or you will go to Mormon Hell.”

Dude 1: “I’m going to go ass-fuck a baby.”

Dude 2: “In the Book of Mormon, dipshit!!”

Long version of Dude 2, pretending to read the Book of Mormon: “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ass-fuck babies or you will go to Mormon Hell.”

by euphemismo June 17, 2011

one fucking guy

Just one person doing something that needs many people to help with.

OFG = one fucking guy

So our Congress sucks. I'm just one fucking guy, do you think I can do anything about it?

So Congress is being bribed left and right by corporations. Our democracy is disappearing, but I'm just one fucking guy. Do you think I can do anything about it?

I'm just OFG, that's not going to go far with the fucked up mess we have in Congress.

Congress passed the Affordable Care Act. It created the new IRS where you have to buy insurance from the companies you hate. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.

The Affordable Care Act is bullshit. Congress says don't raise taxes, just make everything privatized so the people pay more. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.

by euphemismo November 28, 2010

prematurely ejaculated

kicking a star out of a sport or contest based on erroneous info

Those PTI guys prematurely ejaculated Pacman Jones from the NFL just before the accuser withdrew her assault accusation.

by euphemismo January 18, 2008

Nihilist Wing

It's not left wing Democrats or right wing Republicans, its the wing that demands an end to corporate corruption in Congress.

The Nihilist Wing is at it again; now they want to stop the huge subsidies to Wall Street Insurance Companies who will benefit from Obamacare.

by euphemismo March 2, 2010

wheels up

After a wealthy, major sports figure is put out of contention he/she exits on their private plane

Tiger missed the cut at the U.S. Open and he was wheels up Friday afternoon

by euphemismo July 22, 2006

spank the nozzle

To knock around the nozzle of a gas pump while it's still in the tank to get the last bit of gas out so it doesn't leak on your car or your shoes when you take it out.

Mom to young son who is filling her car with gas: "Don't forget to 'spank the nozzle'."

by euphemismo August 20, 2013

it's not butter

It sucks, it's not number one

This burger was ok, but it's not butter.

by euphemismo September 26, 2006