Definitions by euphemismo
spank the nozzle
To knock around the nozzle of a gas pump while it's still in the tank to get the last bit of gas out so it doesn't leak on your car or your shoes when you take it out.
spank the nozzle by euphemismo August 20, 2013
Butt Fumble
Example 1: Did you see Mark Sanchez, the Jets quarterback, run into the ass of his own lineman and lose the football? That butt fumble has been voted the worst of the worst sports mistakes for two months straight now.
Example 2:
Surgeon A: “I can’t believe I amputated the wrong leg of that patient."
Surgeon B: “Man, you totally butt fumbled that operation. You're probably going to get your license suspended."
Example 2:
Surgeon A: “I can’t believe I amputated the wrong leg of that patient."
Surgeon B: “Man, you totally butt fumbled that operation. You're probably going to get your license suspended."
Butt Fumble by euphemismo April 13, 2013
Cliff Bluff
1. A bluff, as in the game of poker, about an upcoming crisis, such as the “fiscal cliff” that congress will let the country fall off of if it fails to take action on the budget.
2. A bluff on a mountain a portion of which is as vertical as a cliff.
2. A bluff on a mountain a portion of which is as vertical as a cliff.
Congressman A: “If you don’t agree to cut medicare spending by $300 Billion a year, we’re not going to raise taxes on the rich by one penny.”
Congresswoman B: “Your just making another cliff bluff. Our side will just let the tax cuts expire on everyone.”
Congresswoman B: “Your just making another cliff bluff. Our side will just let the tax cuts expire on everyone.”
Cliff Bluff by euphemismo November 29, 2012
moral cliff
Senator A: Can you believe the head of the CIA got caught having an extramarital affair?
Senator B: Boy did he ever take a dive off the moral cliff. His career is over.
Senator B: Boy did he ever take a dive off the moral cliff. His career is over.
moral cliff by euphemismo November 10, 2012
Going Fungal
Gal 1: "why did you do the FB post on that stupid shit about sweaty sex with animals?
Gal 2: "It's going viral."
Gal 1: "Sorry, you may get 3 likes at the most. It's going fungal."
Gal 2: "It's going viral."
Gal 1: "Sorry, you may get 3 likes at the most. It's going fungal."
Going Fungal by euphemismo October 21, 2012
avacation
Avacation: av-ah-key-shuhn The non-job of famous, gifted people who get paid millions for performing their gift, e.g. world class athletes and actors.
If you have an avacation, no need to work.
My avocation is flipping burgers in Boston, but there are probably thousands of pro athletes who only have an avacation.
My avocation is flipping burgers in Boston, but there are probably thousands of pro athletes who only have an avacation.
avacation by euphemismo July 19, 2012
Banker's six-pack
Getting screwed by a bank, restaurant, company, or government that charges you for 6 of an item and delivers 5.
OH MAN, I bought that beer and got the Banker's six-pack: one of them was empty cause the top blew.
SHIT!: I did the drive-thu for dogs and paid for 6 and only got 5. There goes the Banker's six-pack again.
SHIT!: I did the drive-thu for dogs and paid for 6 and only got 5. There goes the Banker's six-pack again.
Banker's six-pack by euphemismo December 26, 2011