euphemismo's definitions
Government of the lobbyists, by the lobbyists, and for the lobbyists. Also known as the United States of America.
In the U.S. lobbyism flourishes at the expense of middle class Americans.
Lobbyism is different from capitalism because it is based on greed and bribery; while capitalism implies business conducted on a “level playing field.”
Lobbyism is our government gone corrupt.
Lobbyism brought the U.S. a financial meltdown, a huge recession and the worst environmental disaster in the nation’s history.
We wanted health insurance reform, but lobbyism won; now we have a mandate to buy over-priced health insurance from profiteers.
Lobbyism is different from capitalism because it is based on greed and bribery; while capitalism implies business conducted on a “level playing field.”
Lobbyism is our government gone corrupt.
Lobbyism brought the U.S. a financial meltdown, a huge recession and the worst environmental disaster in the nation’s history.
We wanted health insurance reform, but lobbyism won; now we have a mandate to buy over-priced health insurance from profiteers.
by euphemismo July 1, 2010
Get the lobbyismmug. BFB (Big Fat Blob): "Hey OBF, you wanna go get a Big Mac?"
OBF (One-percent body fat): "No thanks, Blob, I've got to go get my trail fix."
OBF (One-percent body fat): "No thanks, Blob, I've got to go get my trail fix."
by euphemismo July 6, 2011
Get the trail fixmug. Example 1: Did you see Mark Sanchez, the Jets quarterback, run into the ass of his own lineman and lose the football? That butt fumble has been voted the worst of the worst sports mistakes for two months straight now.
Example 2:
Surgeon A: “I can’t believe I amputated the wrong leg of that patient."
Surgeon B: “Man, you totally butt fumbled that operation. You're probably going to get your license suspended."
Example 2:
Surgeon A: “I can’t believe I amputated the wrong leg of that patient."
Surgeon B: “Man, you totally butt fumbled that operation. You're probably going to get your license suspended."
by euphemismo April 13, 2013
Get the Butt Fumblemug. A lying pile of shit
The word is formed from the name William "Barr," infamous Attorney General who lied to Congress, and "stool," a medical term for shit.
The word is formed from the name William "Barr," infamous Attorney General who lied to Congress, and "stool," a medical term for shit.
Trump got his personal barr stool, when William Barr became Attorney General.
The Barr Stool in Chief said, "Mexico will pay for the wall."
The Barr Stool in Chief said, "Mexico will pay for the wall."
by euphemismo May 3, 2019
Get the barr stoolmug. 2011 Incoming Speaker of the House, John Boehner, used the words "Chicken Crap" instead of "Chicken Shit" to reporters in Congress because he didn’t want to use unacceptable slang.
Congress is full of Bull Shit, and they are a bunch of Chicken Shits. Excuse me, I meant to say, "Congress is full of Bull Crap, and they are a bunch of Chicken Craps."
Congress is full of Bull Shit, and they are a bunch of Chicken Shits. Excuse me, I meant to say, "Congress is full of Bull Crap, and they are a bunch of Chicken Craps."
by euphemismo December 5, 2010
Get the Chicken Crapmug. a publicly funded election.
an election that is paid for by taxpayers without advertising paid for by corporations.
an election where politicians can't use bribes to pay for campaign advertising.
an election where multimillionaires can't buy their way into office.
an election that is paid for by taxpayers without advertising paid for by corporations.
an election where politicians can't use bribes to pay for campaign advertising.
an election where multimillionaires can't buy their way into office.
If we had a socialized election, maybe a lot of the money we spend on stuff like cell phones, internet, cable and cars wouldn't be used to pay off politicians.
Socialized elections are a lot like socialized armed services. They're way better than vigilantes.
If you had a socialized election, Citizens United wouldn't be allowed to buy your vote with a phony ad.
Socialized medicine and socialized elections are great because they both would save the American People trillions of dollars.
Isn't a socialized election like a "government takeover" of elections? Yes, you fucking dope.
Do you mean if we had socialized elections, there wouldn't be all the bullshit ads on TV by politicians? YES
Socialized elections are a lot like socialized armed services. They're way better than vigilantes.
If you had a socialized election, Citizens United wouldn't be allowed to buy your vote with a phony ad.
Socialized medicine and socialized elections are great because they both would save the American People trillions of dollars.
Isn't a socialized election like a "government takeover" of elections? Yes, you fucking dope.
Do you mean if we had socialized elections, there wouldn't be all the bullshit ads on TV by politicians? YES
by euphemismo November 28, 2010
Get the socialized electionmug.