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Politician Anthony Weiner just had a premature ejaculection. The crotch shot lies are turning him into a pariah with his fellow Congressional democrats.
He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.
He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.
by euphemismo November 23, 2011
Get the ejaculection mug.The opposite of Tebowing. An irreverent man standing around pretending to play with a female nipple while another man is Tebowing.
(At a Denver Broncos football game) What's that guy doing while Tim is on one knee praying?
He's teatbowing, pretending to play with his girlfriend's nipple.
He's teatbowing, pretending to play with his girlfriend's nipple.
by euphemismo November 20, 2011
Get the teatbowing mug.Q. What's with that guy dragging the cross around?
A. He's an armadildo who says the world is ending this weekend.
A. He's an armadildo who says the world is ending this weekend.
by euphemismo October 29, 2011
Get the armadildo mug.BFB (Big Fat Blob): "Hey OBF, you wanna go get a Big Mac?"
OBF (One-percent body fat): "No thanks, Blob, I've got to go get my trail fix."
OBF (One-percent body fat): "No thanks, Blob, I've got to go get my trail fix."
by euphemismo July 6, 2011
Get the trail fix mug.The definition is based on the Broadway Musical, “The Book of Mormon”
Short for: (person pretending to read Book of Mormon) “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ____ or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
Short for: (person pretending to read Book of Mormon) “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ____ or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
Dude 1: “I’m going to go ass-fuck a baby.”
Dude 2: “In the Book of Mormon, dipshit!!”
Long version of Dude 2, pretending to read the Book of Mormon: “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ass-fuck babies or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
Dude 2: “In the Book of Mormon, dipshit!!”
Long version of Dude 2, pretending to read the Book of Mormon: “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ass-fuck babies or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
by euphemismo June 17, 2011
Get the In the Book of Mormon mug.A one-sided, Neanderthal individual who has wide public popularity and a forehead that slopes from front to back.
Man, I never thought Obama was a slanthead. But after seeing him cave in to the Republicans on tax cuts for billionaires, I'm noticing he's got lots of similarity to Sean Hannity.
There's a slanthead on Fox News who wants to "deliver us from evil" and give all of America to corporations. I think his name is Sean Hannity.
Sean Hannity may be a slanthead, but boy does he rake in the money from the dopes in the Tea Party.
There's a slanthead on Fox News who wants to "deliver us from evil" and give all of America to corporations. I think his name is Sean Hannity.
Sean Hannity may be a slanthead, but boy does he rake in the money from the dopes in the Tea Party.
by euphemismo December 8, 2010
Get the slanthead mug.2011 Incoming Speaker of the House, John Boehner, used the words "Chicken Crap" instead of "Chicken Shit" to reporters in Congress because he didn’t want to use unacceptable slang.
Congress is full of Bull Shit, and they are a bunch of Chicken Shits. Excuse me, I meant to say, "Congress is full of Bull Crap, and they are a bunch of Chicken Craps."
Congress is full of Bull Shit, and they are a bunch of Chicken Shits. Excuse me, I meant to say, "Congress is full of Bull Crap, and they are a bunch of Chicken Craps."
by euphemismo December 5, 2010
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