euphemismo's definitions
Gal 1: "why did you do the FB post on that stupid shit about sweaty sex with animals?
Gal 2: "It's going viral."
Gal 1: "Sorry, you may get 3 likes at the most. It's going fungal."
Gal 2: "It's going viral."
Gal 1: "Sorry, you may get 3 likes at the most. It's going fungal."
by euphemismo October 21, 2012
Get the Going Fungalmug. An event or series of events that cause a reasonable person to question how such wildly unusual things could ever happen. A mind "explosion." Having an overwhelming or confusingly large effect on the mind.
It just boggles the mind to look at the bum flash of Beyonce's ass in that thong.
Judge Sullivan: “It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.
It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.
It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.
Judge Sullivan: “It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.
It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.
It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.
by euphemismo September 6, 2016
Get the Boggles the Mindmug. Verb: To fabricate to, lie to, become unhinged, lose it, go ballistic, be like Trump.
A new word coined after the infamous congressional testimony of Attorney General William Barr on May 1, 2019.
Nouns: Disbarr: a lie, Disbarrer: a liar
A new word coined after the infamous congressional testimony of Attorney General William Barr on May 1, 2019.
Nouns: Disbarr: a lie, Disbarrer: a liar
Trump disbarred the American people when he repeatedly said, "Mexico is paying for the wall." And Trump is just a fucking disbarrer for a president
by euphemismo May 2, 2019
Get the disbarrmug. a person who drives a fifth wheel travel trailer where the hitch sits in the middle of the bed of the truck
by euphemismo July 16, 2006
Get the fivermug. 1. A bluff, as in the game of poker, about an upcoming crisis, such as the “fiscal cliff” that congress will let the country fall off of if it fails to take action on the budget.
2. A bluff on a mountain a portion of which is as vertical as a cliff.
2. A bluff on a mountain a portion of which is as vertical as a cliff.
Congressman A: “If you don’t agree to cut medicare spending by $300 Billion a year, we’re not going to raise taxes on the rich by one penny.”
Congresswoman B: “Your just making another cliff bluff. Our side will just let the tax cuts expire on everyone.”
Congresswoman B: “Your just making another cliff bluff. Our side will just let the tax cuts expire on everyone.”
by euphemismo November 29, 2012
Get the Cliff Bluffmug. 1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!
by euphemismo February 28, 2019
Get the contra-deceptionmug. Senator A: Can you believe the head of the CIA got caught having an extramarital affair?
Senator B: Boy did he ever take a dive off the moral cliff. His career is over.
Senator B: Boy did he ever take a dive off the moral cliff. His career is over.
by euphemismo November 10, 2012
Get the moral cliffmug.