48 definitions by euphemismo
Getting screwed by a bank, restaurant, company, or government that charges you for 6 of an item and delivers 5.
OH MAN, I bought that beer and got the Banker's six-pack: one of them was empty cause the top blew.
SHIT!: I did the drive-thu for dogs and paid for 6 and only got 5. There goes the Banker's six-pack again.
SHIT!: I did the drive-thu for dogs and paid for 6 and only got 5. There goes the Banker's six-pack again.
by euphemismo December 21, 2011
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A lying pile of shit
The word is formed from the name William "Barr," infamous Attorney General who lied to Congress, and "stool," a medical term for shit.
The word is formed from the name William "Barr," infamous Attorney General who lied to Congress, and "stool," a medical term for shit.
Trump got his personal barr stool, when William Barr became Attorney General.
The Barr Stool in Chief said, "Mexico will pay for the wall."
The Barr Stool in Chief said, "Mexico will pay for the wall."
by euphemismo May 03, 2019
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Boy did I pull a Boehner when I called in to Slanthead and said members of Congress are a bunch of Chicken Shits. I meant to say, “Members of Congress are a bunch of Chicken Craps.”
by euphemismo December 05, 2010
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An event or series of events that cause a reasonable person to question how such wildly unusual things could ever happen. A mind "explosion." Having an overwhelming or confusingly large effect on the mind.
It just boggles the mind to look at the bum flash of Beyonce's ass in that thong.
Judge Sullivan: “It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.
It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.
It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.
Judge Sullivan: “It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.
It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.
It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.
by euphemismo September 06, 2016
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When the leader of the nation makes and incredibly stupid remark, only to have his aides follow up by saying it was only a “joke.”
The president said he would like to nuke hurricanes to stop their destruction when coming onshore, but his chief of staff said he was only joke-ing.
by euphemismo August 29, 2019
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Government of the lobbyists, by the lobbyists, and for the lobbyists. Also known as the United States of America.
In the U.S. lobbyism flourishes at the expense of middle class Americans.
Lobbyism is different from capitalism because it is based on greed and bribery; while capitalism implies business conducted on a “level playing field.”
Lobbyism is our government gone corrupt.
Lobbyism brought the U.S. a financial meltdown, a huge recession and the worst environmental disaster in the nation’s history.
We wanted health insurance reform, but lobbyism won; now we have a mandate to buy over-priced health insurance from profiteers.
Lobbyism is different from capitalism because it is based on greed and bribery; while capitalism implies business conducted on a “level playing field.”
Lobbyism is our government gone corrupt.
Lobbyism brought the U.S. a financial meltdown, a huge recession and the worst environmental disaster in the nation’s history.
We wanted health insurance reform, but lobbyism won; now we have a mandate to buy over-priced health insurance from profiteers.
by euphemismo June 28, 2010
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The definition is based on the Broadway Musical, “The Book of Mormon”
Short for: (person pretending to read Book of Mormon) “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ____ or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
Short for: (person pretending to read Book of Mormon) “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ____ or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
Dude 1: “I’m going to go ass-fuck a baby.”
Dude 2: “In the Book of Mormon, dipshit!!”
Long version of Dude 2, pretending to read the Book of Mormon: “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ass-fuck babies or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
Dude 2: “In the Book of Mormon, dipshit!!”
Long version of Dude 2, pretending to read the Book of Mormon: “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ass-fuck babies or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
by euphemismo June 17, 2011
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