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A. a crook who works for a boss. a low level mobster or henchmen usually old and experienced.
B. Used in England for meaning someone who is old and especially ugly known to carry canes. for waving at ppl and hitting them.
A. See that crony over there, he's gonna come over here with that golf club and make a hole in one on your head unless u pay me now.
B: That old crony was so mad she waved his cane in my face and told me to fuck off...Well i took her cane and went upside her head.
Crony by Dv8umofo October 27, 2009
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Oh, It's a derogatory term used to describe heathen henchmen like ourselves who reside in the lowest level of authority.
P1: Maybe we should hide it. Someplace like the Forbidden Forest of Kongo Bongo. No one will find it.
P2: You mean the lizards?
P1: Yeah, King K Rool and his cronies (sing. crony).
Crony by Drirton March 28, 2018
The person you want in your life forever, someone you built a strong connection with through an extremely rough time. You grew together, and although you had hard times together you both learnt and grew stronger as people.
You said some hurtful things to her/him, but none of it you meant. You'd made false allegations to hurt her/him without thinking of how that might affect them. It most likely started out of pain from something they did early on in the relationship. Your frustration has turned to some hurtful things.

You came in to each others lives for a reason, a good reason.

I want you in my life forever. There is so much more to you and I. We no longer need to hurt each other, a kiss and a cuddle is a lot easier. Try it.

Crony I am prepared to be vulnerable for you.
Crony by _The Secret_ March 25, 2020
Someone who sneezes more than 12 times in a minute.

Crony as (coronavirus)
Be away crony!
Crony by El Morshed March 22, 2021

Crony Capitalism 

n. Crony capitalism is a colloquial term describing a "market economy" in which success in business depends on close relationships between business people and government officials. It may be exhibited by favoritism to connected businesses in the distribution of legal permits, government grants, special tax breaks, and so forth. This favoritism is rewarded by campaign contributions or outright kickbacks to politicians or their supporters. As such, it creates an oxymoron of sorts, in that success of a business in a free market (capitalism) does not depend on free-market forces. It is also a obvious source of corruption of both business and government.
In the United States, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are examples of Crony Capitalism. Government backing let Fannie and Freddie dominate mortgage underwriting. The politicians created the mortgage giants, which then returned some of the profits to the politicians - sometimes directly, as campaign funds; sometimes as "contributions" to favored constituents.
Crony Capitalism by Dan Weyandt October 5, 2011

Crony Jabroni

noun
1. A person who claims to support socialism, while shilling for billionaire cronyarchs.
2. A dunce and/or hypocrite who attacks free-market capitalism, but defends crony capitalism.
This crony jabroni out here talking about why he hates capitalism in a Facebook post.
Crony Jabroni by DK_Able March 26, 2023

Crony Virus 

Crony Virus is the crescendo of corporate greed into its zenith by the excercise of emergency powers to amass more wealth to the ultra-wealthy. Mass media terrorism is used to make civillians fall into a state of submissive psychosis via intense devisiveness using a roos to maliciously and deliberatley turn friends and family against each other to drive people into isolation. The crony virus is the largest transfer of wealth in history. It is the death of science if questions are asked people are shunned. It is the death of debate the only option to survive is to obey. It is the insurrection of freedom. In short, it's a clutching from the financially wealthy and their last attempt to keep things the way they have been. The crony virus is a societal lobotomy.
This Crony Virus has been a scam from the beginning. Mind your own buisiness. Think for yourself and stop telling me what to do.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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