euphemismo's definitions

hell-hole

BP Oil Gusher at the Bottom of the Gulf of Mexico. An underwater oil well drilling disaster of unimagined proportions.

BP's hell-hole is creating the biggest fucking mess in the history of saltwater pollution. Birds, fish, beaches and mammals are getting drowned by the oil. Give BP the corporate death-sentence by a U.S. capture of all of its assets.

BP is an international energy company that likes to have off-shore oil rigs that drill hell-holes miles underwater where an oil leak can poison the entire Gulf of Mexico.

by euphemismo June 7, 2010

joke-ing

When the leader of the nation makes and incredibly stupid remark, only to have his aides follow up by saying it was only a “joke.”

The president said he would like to nuke hurricanes to stop their destruction when coming onshore, but his chief of staff said he was only joke-ing.

by euphemismo August 29, 2019

maskiness

Displaying a face-covering for show, while not actually helping prevent the spread of Covid-19.

There’s Trump going off on his maskiness again, hanging it from his ear.

by euphemismo October 23, 2020

digitocracy

The devolution of a government from democracy to Trumpism via online social media misinformation. Once in place the leader of the Digitocracy rules primarily by tweet-storms.

With the help of the Russians, Trump defeated Clinton to become the first head of a digitocracy.

by euphemismo December 23, 2018

surge protectors

Those who oppose an increase in troops in Iraq, like most Democrats and a few Republicans.

Democrats who have jumped in to run for President in 2008 want to prevent Bush from sending 20,000 more kids to Iraq. They are the surge protectors.

by euphemismo January 22, 2007

ejaculection

Blowing up your political career because of sexual misbehavior.

Politician Anthony Weiner just had a premature ejaculection. The crotch shot lies are turning him into a pariah with his fellow Congressional democrats.

He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.

by euphemismo November 23, 2011

tubes tied

A tubal ligation, i.e., the tying off of the fallopian tubes for contraception.

Jane said she'd had her tubes tied, but now she's pregnant. What a pisser!!!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019