Definitions by euphemismo
contra-deception
1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!
contra-deception by euphemismo February 28, 2019
sucking amazing
Radio Host: I understand that you have backing from 217of your colleagues in the House of Representatives to impeach Trump.
Radio Guest: Yes, it's sucking amazing.
Radio Guest: Yes, it's sucking amazing.
sucking amazing by euphemismo February 20, 2019
digitocracy
The devolution of a government from democracy to Trumpism via online social media misinformation. Once in place the leader of the Digitocracy rules primarily by tweet-storms.
digitocracy by euphemismo December 23, 2018
unclearable
Being a person who cannot be cleared to receive a permanent security clearance to receive classified government information.
Trump's son-in-law is unclearable because he has a billion dollars in debts and has tried to enrich himself by dealing with the Russian oligarchs, including an ambassador.
Trump is unclearable because he likes golden showers from Russian whores.
Trump is unclearable because he likes golden showers from Russian whores.
unclearable by euphemismo February 26, 2018
tubar
The President's ban on Muslims entering the country made U.S. Customs TUBAR, inflicting unncessary pain and suffering on thousands of innocent people trying to enter our country. America is FUBAR because we elected a crazy man as POTUS.
tubar by euphemismo January 29, 2017
Boggles the Mind
An event or series of events that cause a reasonable person to question how such wildly unusual things could ever happen. A mind "explosion." Having an overwhelming or confusingly large effect on the mind.
It just boggles the mind to look at the bum flash of Beyonce's ass in that thong.
Judge Sullivan: “It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.
It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.
It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.
Judge Sullivan: “It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.
It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.
It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.
Boggles the Mind by euphemismo September 6, 2016
fetitch
An unwanted pregnancy in which the victim itches for pregnancy termination. A combination of the words fetus and itch.
Jane was raped by her father and now has severe fetitch. She's going to planned parenthood this afternoon.
Links: rape incest abortionRoe v. Wade
Links: rape incest abortionRoe v. Wade
fetitch by euphemismo March 3, 2016