A tubal ligation, i.e., the tying off of the fallopian tubes for contraception.
Jane said she'd had her tubes tied, but now she's pregnant. What a pisser!!!
An event or series of events that cause a reasonable person to question how such wildly unusual things could ever happen. A mind "explosion." Having an overwhelming or confusingly large effect on the mind.
It just boggles the mind to look at the bum flash of Beyonce's ass in that thong.
Judge Sullivan: “
It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.
It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.
It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.
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Chicken Crap is what you get when you’re not allowed to say Chicken Shit
2011 Incoming Speaker of the House, John
Boehner, used the words "Chicken Crap" instead of "Chicken Shit" to reporters in Congress because he didn’t want to use unacceptable slang.
Congress is full of Bull Shit, and they are a bunch of Chicken Shits. Excuse me, I meant to say, "Congress is full of Bull Crap, and they are a bunch of Chicken Craps."
The devolution of a government from democracy to
Trumpism via online social media misinformation. Once in place the leader of the Digitocracy rules primarily by tweet-storms.
With the help of the Russians, Trump defeated Clinton to become the first head of a digitocracy.
Trumped up beyond all recognition
The President's ban on Muslims entering the country made U.S. Customs TUBAR, inflicting unncessary pain and suffering on thousands of innocent people trying to enter our country. America is FUBAR because we elected a crazy man as POTUS.
Verb: To fabricate to, lie to, become unhinged, lose it, go ballistic, be like Trump.
A new word coined after the infamous congressional testimony of Attorney General William Barr on May 1, 2019.
Nouns: Disbarr: a lie, Disbarrer: a liar
Trump disbarred the American people when he repeatedly said, "Mexico is paying for the wall." And Trump is just a fucking disbarrer for a president
What prominent government officials fall off of when they get caught cheating.
Senator A: Can you believe the head of the CIA got caught having an extramarital affair?
Senator B: Boy did he ever take a dive off the moral cliff. His career is over.
