Definitions by euphemismo
Boehner
Boy did I pull a Boehner when I called in to Slanthead and said members of Congress are a bunch of Chicken Shits. I meant to say, “Members of Congress are a bunch of Chicken Craps.”
Boehner by euphemismo December 5, 2010
one fucking guy
So our Congress sucks. I'm just one fucking guy, do you think I can do anything about it?
So Congress is being bribed left and right by corporations. Our democracy is disappearing, but I'm just one fucking guy. Do you think I can do anything about it?
I'm just OFG, that's not going to go far with the fucked up mess we have in Congress.
Congress passed the Affordable Care Act. It created the new IRS where you have to buy insurance from the companies you hate. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.
The Affordable Care Act is bullshit. Congress says don't raise taxes, just make everything privatized so the people pay more. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.
So Congress is being bribed left and right by corporations. Our democracy is disappearing, but I'm just one fucking guy. Do you think I can do anything about it?
I'm just OFG, that's not going to go far with the fucked up mess we have in Congress.
Congress passed the Affordable Care Act. It created the new IRS where you have to buy insurance from the companies you hate. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.
The Affordable Care Act is bullshit. Congress says don't raise taxes, just make everything privatized so the people pay more. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.
one fucking guy by euphemismo November 28, 2010
socialized election
a publicly funded election.
an election that is paid for by taxpayers without advertising paid for by corporations.
an election where politicians can't use bribes to pay for campaign advertising.
an election where multimillionaires can't buy their way into office.
an election that is paid for by taxpayers without advertising paid for by corporations.
an election where politicians can't use bribes to pay for campaign advertising.
an election where multimillionaires can't buy their way into office.
If we had a socialized election, maybe a lot of the money we spend on stuff like cell phones, internet, cable and cars wouldn't be used to pay off politicians.
Socialized elections are a lot like socialized armed services. They're way better than vigilantes.
If you had a socialized election, Citizens United wouldn't be allowed to buy your vote with a phony ad.
Socialized medicine and socialized elections are great because they both would save the American People trillions of dollars.
Isn't a socialized election like a "government takeover" of elections? Yes, you fucking dope.
Do you mean if we had socialized elections, there wouldn't be all the bullshit ads on TV by politicians? YES
Socialized elections are a lot like socialized armed services. They're way better than vigilantes.
If you had a socialized election, Citizens United wouldn't be allowed to buy your vote with a phony ad.
Socialized medicine and socialized elections are great because they both would save the American People trillions of dollars.
Isn't a socialized election like a "government takeover" of elections? Yes, you fucking dope.
Do you mean if we had socialized elections, there wouldn't be all the bullshit ads on TV by politicians? YES
socialized election by euphemismo November 28, 2010
lobbyism
Government of the lobbyists, by the lobbyists, and for the lobbyists. Also known as the United States of America.
In the U.S. lobbyism flourishes at the expense of middle class Americans.
Lobbyism is different from capitalism because it is based on greed and bribery; while capitalism implies business conducted on a “level playing field.”
Lobbyism is our government gone corrupt.
Lobbyism brought the U.S. a financial meltdown, a huge recession and the worst environmental disaster in the nation’s history.
We wanted health insurance reform, but lobbyism won; now we have a mandate to buy over-priced health insurance from profiteers.
Lobbyism is different from capitalism because it is based on greed and bribery; while capitalism implies business conducted on a “level playing field.”
Lobbyism is our government gone corrupt.
Lobbyism brought the U.S. a financial meltdown, a huge recession and the worst environmental disaster in the nation’s history.
We wanted health insurance reform, but lobbyism won; now we have a mandate to buy over-priced health insurance from profiteers.
lobbyism by euphemismo July 1, 2010
hell-hole
BP Oil Gusher at the Bottom of the Gulf of Mexico. An underwater oil well drilling disaster of unimagined proportions.
BP's hell-hole is creating the biggest fucking mess in the history of saltwater pollution. Birds, fish, beaches and mammals are getting drowned by the oil. Give BP the corporate death-sentence by a U.S. capture of all of its assets.
BP is an international energy company that likes to have off-shore oil rigs that drill hell-holes miles underwater where an oil leak can poison the entire Gulf of Mexico.
BP is an international energy company that likes to have off-shore oil rigs that drill hell-holes miles underwater where an oil leak can poison the entire Gulf of Mexico.
hell-hole by euphemismo June 7, 2010
con-con
a short form of "constitutional convention" defined in Article V of the U.S. Constitution which allows the states to convene a convention to propose amendments to the Constitution.
If 2/3rds of the States approve a constitutional amendment in a con-con then it would become an amendment to the Constitution if 3/4 of the States vote in favor of it.
A con-con is the only way to stop rampant, rabid and rapacious corruption in Congress. Congress will only vote to pass a law that benefits Congress. A con-con can stop the voracious appetite members of Congress have to make themselves wealthy at the expense of the people.
If 2/3rds of the States approve a constitutional amendment in a con-con then it would become an amendment to the Constitution if 3/4 of the States vote in favor of it.
A con-con is the only way to stop rampant, rabid and rapacious corruption in Congress. Congress will only vote to pass a law that benefits Congress. A con-con can stop the voracious appetite members of Congress have to make themselves wealthy at the expense of the people.
Man, a con-con sounds like a great idea. It could overturn Citizens United and give the people a fair, balanced health insurance reform bill that will stop the new IRS insurance revenue service in its tracks.
The only way to fix our broken U.S. government is with a con-con.
The only way to fix our broken U.S. government is with a con-con.
con-con by euphemismo April 10, 2010
Citizens United
Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.
Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.
Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.
Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.
Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!
Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!
Citizens United by euphemismo March 21, 2010