euphemismo's definitions
The opposite of Tebowing. An irreverent man standing around pretending to play with a female nipple while another man is Tebowing.
(At a Denver Broncos football game) What's that guy doing while Tim is on one knee praying?
He's teatbowing, pretending to play with his girlfriend's nipple.
He's teatbowing, pretending to play with his girlfriend's nipple.
by euphemismo November 20, 2011
Get the teatbowingmug. Q. What's with that guy dragging the cross around?
A. He's an armadildo who says the world is ending this weekend.
A. He's an armadildo who says the world is ending this weekend.
by euphemismo October 29, 2011
Get the armadildomug. Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.
Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.
Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.
Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.
Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!
Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!
by euphemismo March 21, 2010
Get the Citizens Unitedmug. A one-sided, Neanderthal individual who has wide public popularity and a forehead that slopes from front to back.
Man, I never thought Obama was a slanthead. But after seeing him cave in to the Republicans on tax cuts for billionaires, I'm noticing he's got lots of similarity to Sean Hannity.
There's a slanthead on Fox News who wants to "deliver us from evil" and give all of America to corporations. I think his name is Sean Hannity.
Sean Hannity may be a slanthead, but boy does he rake in the money from the dopes in the Tea Party.
There's a slanthead on Fox News who wants to "deliver us from evil" and give all of America to corporations. I think his name is Sean Hannity.
Sean Hannity may be a slanthead, but boy does he rake in the money from the dopes in the Tea Party.
by euphemismo December 8, 2010
Get the slantheadmug. a short form of "constitutional convention" defined in Article V of the U.S. Constitution which allows the states to convene a convention to propose amendments to the Constitution.
If 2/3rds of the States approve a constitutional amendment in a con-con then it would become an amendment to the Constitution if 3/4 of the States vote in favor of it.
A con-con is the only way to stop rampant, rabid and rapacious corruption in Congress. Congress will only vote to pass a law that benefits Congress. A con-con can stop the voracious appetite members of Congress have to make themselves wealthy at the expense of the people.
If 2/3rds of the States approve a constitutional amendment in a con-con then it would become an amendment to the Constitution if 3/4 of the States vote in favor of it.
A con-con is the only way to stop rampant, rabid and rapacious corruption in Congress. Congress will only vote to pass a law that benefits Congress. A con-con can stop the voracious appetite members of Congress have to make themselves wealthy at the expense of the people.
Man, a con-con sounds like a great idea. It could overturn Citizens United and give the people a fair, balanced health insurance reform bill that will stop the new IRS insurance revenue service in its tracks.
The only way to fix our broken U.S. government is with a con-con.
The only way to fix our broken U.S. government is with a con-con.
by euphemismo April 10, 2010
Get the con-conmug. Radio Host: I understand that you have backing from 217of your colleagues in the House of Representatives to impeach Trump.
Radio Guest: Yes, it's sucking amazing.
Radio Guest: Yes, it's sucking amazing.
by euphemismo February 20, 2019
Get the sucking amazingmug. INSURANCE Revenue Service. Congress' new health insurance plan that will make you buy health insurance from the people you hate.
Bud: we got a new IRS with lots more government.
Buddy: WTF??
booty whoreprouncle samcongressmansenatorcorruptionlobbyist
Buddy: WTF??
booty whoreprouncle samcongressmansenatorcorruptionlobbyist
by euphemismo December 21, 2009
Get the IRSmug.