Boehner

A Boehner (pronounced Baynohr) is a blunder, a stupid mistake.

Boy did I pull a Boehner when I called in to Slanthead and said members of Congress are a bunch of Chicken Shits. I meant to say, “Members of Congress are a bunch of Chicken Craps.”

by euphemismo December 05, 2010

missed cut

somebody who really screwed up, based on a professional golfer who gets cut from the field after 36 holes

Joe just wrecked his car for the 3rd time this year. He's a missed cut.

by euphemismo August 19, 2006

Going Fungal

A lot slower than "going viral"

Gal 1: "why did you do the FB post on that stupid shit about sweaty sex with animals?

Gal 2: "It's going viral."

Gal 1: "Sorry, you may get 3 likes at the most. It's going fungal."

by euphemismo October 21, 2012

trumpopotamus

A politician with a mind and an ass like a hippopotamus

The photos of the dufus golfing demonstrates that he is a trumpopotamus

by euphemismo March 01, 2019

ejaculection

Blowing up your political career because of sexual misbehavior.

Politician Anthony Weiner just had a premature ejaculection. The crotch shot lies are turning him into a pariah with his fellow Congressional democrats.

He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.

by euphemismo November 23, 2011

spank the nozzle

To knock around the nozzle of a gas pump while it's still in the tank to get the last bit of gas out so it doesn't leak on your car or your shoes when you take it out.

Mom to young son who is filling her car with gas: "Don't forget to 'spank the nozzle'."

by euphemismo August 20, 2013

it's not butter

It sucks, it's not number one

This burger was ok, but it's not butter.

by euphemismo September 26, 2006