48 definitions by euphemismo
Getting screwed by a bank, restaurant, company, or government that charges you for 6 of an item and delivers 5.
OH MAN, I bought that beer and got the Banker's six-pack: one of them was empty cause the top blew.
SHIT!: I did the drive-thu for dogs and paid for 6 and only got 5. There goes the Banker's six-pack again.
SHIT!: I did the drive-thu for dogs and paid for 6 and only got 5. There goes the Banker's six-pack again.
by euphemismo December 22, 2011
It sucks, it's not number one
by euphemismo September 27, 2006
Verb: To fabricate to, lie to, become unhinged, lose it, go ballistic, be like Trump.
A new word coined after the infamous congressional testimony of Attorney General William Barr on May 1, 2019.
Nouns: Disbarr: a lie, Disbarrer: a liar
A new word coined after the infamous congressional testimony of Attorney General William Barr on May 1, 2019.
Nouns: Disbarr: a lie, Disbarrer: a liar
Trump disbarred the American people when he repeatedly said, "Mexico is paying for the wall." And Trump is just a fucking disbarrer for a president
by euphemismo May 2, 2019
a publicly funded election.
an election that is paid for by taxpayers without advertising paid for by corporations.
an election where politicians can't use bribes to pay for campaign advertising.
an election where multimillionaires can't buy their way into office.
an election that is paid for by taxpayers without advertising paid for by corporations.
an election where politicians can't use bribes to pay for campaign advertising.
an election where multimillionaires can't buy their way into office.
If we had a socialized election, maybe a lot of the money we spend on stuff like cell phones, internet, cable and cars wouldn't be used to pay off politicians.
Socialized elections are a lot like socialized armed services. They're way better than vigilantes.
If you had a socialized election, Citizens United wouldn't be allowed to buy your vote with a phony ad.
Socialized medicine and socialized elections are great because they both would save the American People trillions of dollars.
Isn't a socialized election like a "government takeover" of elections? Yes, you fucking dope.
Do you mean if we had socialized elections, there wouldn't be all the bullshit ads on TV by politicians? YES
Socialized elections are a lot like socialized armed services. They're way better than vigilantes.
If you had a socialized election, Citizens United wouldn't be allowed to buy your vote with a phony ad.
Socialized medicine and socialized elections are great because they both would save the American People trillions of dollars.
Isn't a socialized election like a "government takeover" of elections? Yes, you fucking dope.
Do you mean if we had socialized elections, there wouldn't be all the bullshit ads on TV by politicians? YES
by euphemismo November 26, 2010
When the leader of the nation makes and incredibly stupid remark, only to have his aides follow up by saying it was only a “joke.”
The president said he would like to nuke hurricanes to stop their destruction when coming onshore, but his chief of staff said he was only joke-ing.
by euphemismo August 29, 2019
by euphemismo July 22, 2006
An unwanted pregnancy in which the victim itches for pregnancy termination. A combination of the words fetus and itch.
Jane was raped by her father and now has severe fetitch. She's going to planned parenthood this afternoon.
Links: rape incest abortionRoe v. Wade
Links: rape incest abortionRoe v. Wade
by euphemismo November 29, 2015