Comparison to being like a precocious child who very blatantly does what it takes to get some shakes: literally, putting your hand in his/her pocket and fishing for it. Too young and/or stupid to be embarrassed.
Well, I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket if that ain't the prettiest smile I've seen since my last round 'about this corner.
by enviroman June 29, 2011

'Frolic' spoken quickly with a thick Scottish accent or by a body with no front teeth, it is phonetically interpretted and then written in English as it sounds.
by enviroman November 15, 2011

by enviroman June 23, 2011

She made me wear frank, but I needed to cry a little because I thought Daddy was trying to turn me into a dog or something, you know, so if you could remove that photo from your secret frank shrine, I won't press the button, O.K.?
by enviroman June 29, 2011

Chanted imperative when sitting down is needed. No droning allowed please. And no musical chairs; everyone who needs to must, wherever.
Elderly patrona: "Excuse me you strapping young lad, but would you be so kind ..."
Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."
Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."
by enviroman September 22, 2011

"Maybe the lead in his head will gently bend the branch down to the ground before he finds out what it takes to make it to heaven."
by enviroman September 22, 2011

Oikophobic meta-cognizant uttering. Afraid to go back inside or wanting to leave but weather-prone, kind of like getting the heebie jeebies but before its about to happen.
Oiks, those drabbies are curtailing my view," as in curtains making a window treatment need acne. Or "Oiks, I gotta get out of here.
by enviroman June 21, 2011
