elemental's definitions

groinalplex

the entirety of the genital region. a particularly vulnerable target in men for the foot of a displeased female. see also crotchal zone.

uf, i just got nailed in the groinalplex by a golf club. i think i'm gonna cry.

by elemental May 4, 2005

waffelations

the square coffers, or hollow spaces, found on the underside of a two-way concrete slab system. Such a slab is known as a waffle slab.

Waffle slabs are the most delicious floor system EVER.

Mmm, looking up at the ceiling in Cowgill always makes me hungry. I'd love to turn this building over and fill all those waffelations with butter and syrup.

by elemental July 8, 2005

fohty

a 40-oz. bottle of beer. pronounced FOH-tee.

beverage actually need not be beer. see example.

HOT. I just bought me a cream soda fohty.

I'm gonna be partying like a rock star tonight.

by elemental July 7, 2005

WEEP

acronym for White Eastern European Protestant. Just like a WASP; just for the rest of us who are NOT Anglo-Saxon descendents.

I would consider myself a WASP, but due to my Hungarian heritage, I am more accurately a WEEPy American male.

by elemental July 27, 2005

Fuck

Another word for sex not to be mistaken for the other one.
Usually said by a drunk man

Drunk man“Oooh babe umm wanna have fuck uhh let’s go to the bed”
Woman“OH HELL NO”

by Elemental November 3, 2018

Individual

1.a single person/animal/object
2.A name that people use to call criminals or bad people

3.A word to replace names

A individual shot his suspect

by Elemental November 3, 2018

dumpsworth

a unit measure of toilet paper. the amount of paper required to wipe for one dump. using the final dumpsworth of TP on a roll obligates the user to replace the roll with a fresh one.

Uh-oh, I need to get to Kroger and buy some toilet paper. looks like there's only about 1.5 dumpsworth remaining.

by elemental September 4, 2006