kife

Something that is gross or shitty

that chick is really kife, i can't believe you licked her asshole

that nickelback concert was kife, why did we even go

that bong hit was totally kife, im gonna puke

by andy sanchez32 February 20, 2009

kife

Complete and utter crap

that modular scarfoses is kife

by tnesia April 18, 2004

kife

A sexually attractive female. The term uber-kife describes the single most attractive kife in a particular context. ki-eef is in the upper quartile of kife just below the uber. Koife is drunken 'easy' kife, i.e. you would!. Anti-kife is self-explanitary.

The girl at the bar is well kife!

by Phil & TUV May 01, 2006

kife

in reference to a dirty female.

She's so kife.

by SaM October 18, 2003

kife

To take or steal. Variant of kipe.

I was low on money so I was forced to kife a box of Twinkies from the 7-Eleven.

by Chris Charles December 10, 2002

kife

in reference to female homosapien

look at that kife over there!

by Anonymous September 07, 2003

kife

Most definitely in reference to young ladies around SE London, UK, in the 1950s -- not very polite!

"Caw, that's a nice bitta kife."

by Paul October 18, 2003