21 definitions by ekolis
A game consisting of trying various search terms in the hopes of finding one with the least (but still nonzero) number of results.
My best Google golf score is one. I typed in my name, and got my homepage, and nothing else. Apparently I'm a nobody. But at least I got an unbeatable score!
by ekolis January 26, 2014
A portmanteau of "shit" and "poopy", used as an interjection when catching oneself swearing in front of children or the elderly.
by ekolis November 5, 2016
This is the square. Do you know which hole it goes into? That's right, it goes into the square hole!
This is the rectangle. Which hole does it go into? That's right, it goes into the square hole too!
*5 minutes later*
This is the truncated dodecahedron. Do you know which hole it goes into?
(pause)
That's right! It goes into the square hole too!
This is the rectangle. Which hole does it go into? That's right, it goes into the square hole too!
*5 minutes later*
This is the truncated dodecahedron. Do you know which hole it goes into?
(pause)
That's right! It goes into the square hole too!
by ekolis February 26, 2021
All she drinks is gallons upon gallons of diabetes water every day! She's gonna be immobile in months!
by ekolis January 14, 2021
King of the Gelato tribe, and lord of all yogurt-based fiends. Holds one of the three Triumph Forks.
by ekolis February 10, 2012
Something (such as a character or vehicle in a video game) that can take a certain amount of damage without any degradation of performance, until the point at which it runs out of hitpoints and suffers spontaneous existence failure.
The idea is that it's like a bubble in the sense that when it's destroyed, it just suddenly "pops" out of existence, but it's made of lead, so it's stronger than an actual bubble.
The name comes from Megaman 2, where one of the weapons Megaman could get was called the "Bubble Lead". Which was probably a reference to how it "leads" you and finds hidden pits, but a lot of people started pronouncing it like the metal lead...
The idea is that it's like a bubble in the sense that when it's destroyed, it just suddenly "pops" out of existence, but it's made of lead, so it's stronger than an actual bubble.
The name comes from Megaman 2, where one of the weapons Megaman could get was called the "Bubble Lead". Which was probably a reference to how it "leads" you and finds hidden pits, but a lot of people started pronouncing it like the metal lead...
I put so many shield generators on my ship that it's practically a lead bubble now. 1,000 HP worth of shields, and 150 HP worth of internal components... one hit from a wave motion gun once the shields are down and it's toast!
by ekolis January 31, 2021
A task that was taken on and solved out of a desire to take initiative at work. This is a reference to an episode of The Orville in which Captain Ed Mercer asks Bortus what he has been working on, and Bortus replies that there is an alligator in the cargo bay, but he has crushed it with a chair.
by ekolis January 30, 2020