ed's definitions

george w. bush

The best president since Reagan. A Christian from the great state of Texas. A buttload of idiots hate him because he's killing off the Muslims that murdered a couple thousand Americans. Much better president than that asshole womanizer Bill Clinton. Nicknamed "Dubya".

Bush is killing off the Muslims for God.

by Ed April 6, 2005

blackjack

The only game worth playing in a casino. In all the other games, the house has a bigger advantage. Some people use a method called card counting to know when to bet high and when to bet low.
Also, the combination of 2 cards equaling 21 in the game.

Blackjack is also called twenty-one.

by Ed April 5, 2005

twenty-one

blackjack the card game

Twenty-one is also called blackjack.

by Ed April 5, 2005

playstation2

A decent console that is stupidly mocked and ridiculed by Xbox and Gamecube fanboys.

The Ps2 is pretty good.

by Ed April 5, 2005

PSP

The best handheld Gaming system. Ever.

Bow to teh awesome power of teh PSP!

by Ed April 5, 2005

liberal

Someone who says they support free speech. On the left wing of the political airplane. They hate the military and long to see America humiliated. They like to kill babies. Most Democrats are liberals. Many are treehuggers. They oppose George W. Bush and his actions because they are a bunch of whiners. They complain about everything that conservatives say that hurts their feelings. Most blacks are liberal.

Never show a liberal graciousness. If you offer him/her an olive branch, they will smack you with it while simultaneously hugging the tree.

by Ed April 3, 2005

l.a. math test

A piece of Internet humor involving mathematical word problems set in an urban context, involving murder, drugs, and prostitution. Real teachers have gotten in trouble for giving this test to students, which they probably deserved due to their stupidity.

Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?

by Ed April 2, 2005