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Singlesaints

A word that some cheap used to plug a religious website instead doing real advertisement.
For a clearer example See definition 1
by Ed February 10, 2005
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playstation2

A decent console that is stupidly mocked and ridiculed by Xbox and Gamecube fanboys.
by Ed April 5, 2005
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pedosexual

A non-existent word invented by pedophile activists as part of their ongoing effort to legitimize and legalize the sexual exploitation of children.

See pedophile.
Bob is a pedophile but he calls himself a "pedosexual" in order to portray his deviant sexual desires as a mere sexual orientation. The rest of us know Bob is really just mentally ill.
by Ed January 21, 2005
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right-wing

adj. describing a member of the Republican Party, or a conservative. Opposite of left-wing/liberal.
Sean Hannity is right-wing.
by Ed August 31, 2005
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soaker

Stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.

In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.
Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."
by Ed December 17, 2004
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GARV

Acronym - Good All Round Value
Those Tesco value cookies were GARV.
That Stella was reasonably priced AND got me drunk, what GARV.
by Ed February 19, 2004
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l.a. math test

A piece of Internet humor involving mathematical word problems set in an urban context, involving murder, drugs, and prostitution. Real teachers have gotten in trouble for giving this test to students, which they probably deserved due to their stupidity.
Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?
by Ed April 2, 2005
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