ed's definitions

thingy

Male: The catch on a woman's bra
Female: Any gadget intended for a man.

Male: I can't undo this thingy, dammit!
Female: What's that thingy do?

by Ed October 11, 2003

Dictator

what i would like to be when i grow up. i would like to be dictator of japan

all hail Ed, the best dicator in the world

by Ed June 6, 2005

Hiffy

a toke on a reefer

have a hiffy on a jiffy

by Ed May 4, 2003

pedosexual

A non-existent word invented by pedophile activists as part of their ongoing effort to legitimize and legalize the sexual exploitation of children.

See pedophile.

Bob is a pedophile but he calls himself a "pedosexual" in order to portray his deviant sexual desires as a mere sexual orientation. The rest of us know Bob is really just mentally ill.

by Ed January 21, 2005

Plate

A laminated porcelain surface often used for placing foods on before they are digested. The shape of the earth is similar to that of a plate.

I ate coleslaw from a plate. I was then sick on the plate and fed it to my dog.

by ed April 28, 2003

homestarrunner

1. The reason I'm pissed at the kids at my school cuz I told them about it and they don't give me recognition.
2. A very old cartoon character which has undergone digital surgery a few years ago.

Dude! I told you about that website 2 years ago.

Nah ah

Shut up bitch! *smack*

by ed April 22, 2005

Northern Virginia

Northern Virgina: a place where most new-money-yankees gather to ruin the image and gentile traditions of Virginia. Most of these people are cocky, from the north, where gel, and live in new surbanite-developments with little class or culture. Fairfax county wishes it had the old virginia estates and homes of the West End of Richmond points: (1) The elitist of Southern Virginia are well-bred, more classy, have just as much money, and love their state more than NOVANS. For the most part, Northern Virginia is disgracing the rich traditions of Virginia, even if it does have lots of money it has no class. In addition, is very wealthy city Richmond. In conclusion, Northern Virginia belongs with the state of Maryland for two reasons: (1) It's people and ideals are not Viriginian, per say. (2) Lots of these people are not native Virginians, instead; they are outsiders who become cocky by making money in Washington D.C. So Northern Virginia, please do the rest of the state a favor, and become part of Maryland. Northern Virginia you're money will not be missed because you have no class. Long-live Richmond and the tidewater for her valor, glory, history, and honor.

Gel Head from NOVA: Hey, youuz guyz, my dad just made a million off some high tech invention.
Gel Head # 2 from NOVA: Thats sweet maybe we can go put that money into your new HONDA CIVIC rolling on shitty ass rims.

by Ed November 14, 2004