Crapalyst

The new name for ATI's Catalyst video card drivers.
Will they ever improve their drivers are keep adding more useless features? New driver releases fix one issue and create five new ones.
by Ed February 27, 2005
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Cliffhanger

Feces that defy gravity and remain on your asshole when the majority falls into the bowel where it belongs. Not common, a cliffhanger will appear under the right circumstances (eating beans and watching Sylvester Stallone movies). Cliffhangers are similar to a stalactite in a cave.
Spotting a cliffhanger in the reflection of the toilet, I contract and expand my sphincter in an attempt to pinch it off. Once I realize those actions are futile, I take three sheets of tp, for 3x the protection, and un-mount the cliffhanger.
by Ed March 20, 2005
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fuck off

I fucked off meeting Bob to stay in bed.
Had an exam earlier. Fucked it off.
by Ed May 06, 2004
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semi auto

Short for "semi-automatic."

1. (adj.) The characteristic, of a firearm, of being able to fire a single round for each pull of the trigger.

2. (n.) A firearm with this characteristic.

Commonly mistaken to mean fully automatic, which indicates a firearm most people would call a "machine gun," with which the user pulls the trigger a single time and holds it and the entire magazine is fired in succession, usually within a few seconds.
My Glock is a semi-auto with a 10-round magazine, so if I want to fire ten shots I have to pull the trigger ten times.
by ed July 25, 2004
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west virginia

The Mountain State. Well, we don't have any mountains, but who gives a damn. Whoever thinks we joined the Union because we are nigger lovers should be shot. West Virginia has one of smallest black percentages in the country, trust me. I only like one black kid, Femi. Yes, we are moonshine lovin, rednecks, but most people can't handle the strong shit like us.
Jesus Christ that truck is lifted... Yupp, its got WV tags... Figures
by Ed May 13, 2005
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Curmudgeon

Stupendously stubborn know-it-all gits who seem almost religious in saying 'no' to anything that does not match their opinions and outlook. Can easily be found in most technical departments of new media companies.
An ex-CTO in a dot com in London (self-confessed)
by Ed November 24, 2004
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Ice-T

the founder of gangsta rap, although he sent out some intelligent messages with it about ghetto conditions, drugs, pimping, etc.
Half these gangstas today wouldn't be able to look Ice-T in the face
by Ed August 28, 2003
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