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A lesbian who now dates or marries a male.
Anne Heche is a hasbian
by Ed November 09, 2003

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What you get in the toilet after taking a crap that felt like it came out sideways.
After hours of pushing and straining, Zach splashed a weapon of ass destruction in the toilet.
by Ed November 05, 2003

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a black person with light skin
"that nigga is so light he must be a pure redbone"
by ed June 09, 2003

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A chach is someone who has been a douche enough times to be considered something more irritating. So, being a chach is definitely worse than being a douche.
Every time we go out with that guy, he ends up hitting on my girlfriend. He's definitely a douche bag with chach tendencies.
by Ed November 01, 2004

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the act of getting domed while DRIVING

CAUTION: !not for beginners!
I was getting road head and crashed into a telephone pole.
by ED March 26, 2005

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Vomit on the pavement, typically found on main street on a Sunday morning.
Nobby finished his night off with a tasty kebab and a pavement pizza
by Ed October 20, 2003

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Northern Virgina: a place where most new-money-yankees gather to ruin the image and gentile traditions of Virginia. Most of these people are cocky, from the north, where gel, and live in new surbanite-developments with little class or culture. Fairfax county wishes it had the old virginia estates and homes of the West End of Richmond points: (1) The elitist of Southern Virginia are well-bred, more classy, have just as much money, and love their state more than NOVANS. For the most part, Northern Virginia is disgracing the rich traditions of Virginia, even if it does have lots of money it has no class. In addition, is very wealthy city Richmond. In conclusion, Northern Virginia belongs with the state of Maryland for two reasons: (1) It's people and ideals are not Viriginian, per say. (2) Lots of these people are not native Virginians, instead; they are outsiders who become cocky by making money in Washington D.C. So Northern Virginia, please do the rest of the state a favor, and become part of Maryland. Northern Virginia you're money will not be missed because you have no class. Long-live Richmond and the tidewater for her valor, glory, history, and honor.
Gel Head from NOVA: Hey, youuz guyz, my dad just made a million off some high tech invention.
Gel Head # 2 from NOVA: Thats sweet maybe we can go put that money into your new HONDA CIVIC rolling on shitty ass rims.
by Ed November 14, 2004

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