perky

what a cheerleader is 24/7

I am, like, totally perky, like oh my god, like, for sure.

by dorothy January 01, 2004

cruisy

Popular with gay men looking for anonymous sex: usually said of public places.

"The police received multiple complaints about people having sex in the cruisy park bathroom."

by Dorothy November 14, 2004

P.U.O.

Acronym for "Person of Unknown Origin." Refers to a person whose racial/ethnic background is not immediately obvious. Popularized by radio personality Howard Stern.

"I thought Angelina Jolie was Asian, then I found out her father is white. I guess she's a P.U.O."

by Dorothy May 07, 2005

North Dallas Special

An oversized tract house, typically with a hipped roof, cathedral ceilings, 3 or more full baths, and attached two-car garage. Term of derision, derived from the kind of houses found in the area north of Dallas, now generalized to the rest of the country. Similar to McMansion.

My parents thought I should buy a North Dallas Special, but I couldn't stand to live in Generica.

by Dorothy April 18, 2005

Blue Smurf

Bentyl, a pill for irritable bowel syndrome; in large doses, can cause intoxication. So named because of the color of the pill. Bought and sold in prisons and used to get high.

When I was in the yard, I traded 1 Klonopin for 5 Blue Smurfs.

by Dorothy November 06, 2007

baby momma

The mother of one's child. The connotation is that mother and father do not and never did have any relationship beyond being sex partners. Contrast: ex-wife, ex-girlfriend.

"I thought I was getting a fuck buddy, but I ended up with a baby momma."

by Dorothy November 21, 2004

airbags

Term for breast implants.

I was attracted to Linda's big boobs, until I found out she had airbags.

by Dorothy November 14, 2004