Definitions by dirty sanchez

Sheard

When a man/woman inserts his/her index and middle fingers into his/her ass and pulls out a smear of shit and then proceeds to draw a beard with the shit on a fellow person's chin and or cheeks.

That biznatch gave me a sheard.

Sheard by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

Meatloaf 

A hairy piece of crap made from the inner reaches of a man/woman's bowels that has been removed by using the hands in a sweeping motion.

Ryan Gorham meatloafed a fatty from his sister.

Meatloaf by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

Firing Squad

A rather odd gathering of male homosexuals. One man is tied to a chair with his arms behind his back while three other naked men masturbate and then try and hit the tied up man's mouth with their spewing manhood.

Sigfried and Roy were involved in a firing squad last night.

Firing Squad by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

Gyke

A female golfer who is addicted to lesbian sex.

If Rosie golfed, she'd be a Gyke.

Gyke by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

Fugesbian

A fat ugly women who enjoys the presence of another vagina.

Ellen Degeneres has dated many Fugesbians.

Fugesbian by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

cocksmoke 

a long, skinned, black man's penis, smoked in a smokehouse and stuffed with the finest tobacco

a conniouseur's dream

cocksmoke?

i'd love one.

cocksmoke by dirty sanchez July 24, 2003

snap a brown eye

literally: to defecate

After I got home from work, I rubbed one out, twenty minutes later I proceeded to snap a brown eye.

snap a brown eye by Dirty Sanchez July 5, 2003