dirty sanchez's definitions

Ham Shank

Ham Shank, wank. Rhyming slang for masterbation.

"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

spitroast

a girl taking it in the ass and giving head at the same time

hey mate - do you she would be into a spitroast???

by Dirty Sanchez December 13, 2003

Sheard

When a man/woman inserts his/her index and middle fingers into his/her ass and pulls out a smear of shit and then proceeds to draw a beard with the shit on a fellow person's chin and or cheeks.

That biznatch gave me a sheard.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

crop duster

Placing your butt over a girl's bush and ripping a nasty, windy fart as to simulate crop dusting.

After we finished having sex I gave that bitch a sweet crop duster.

by Dirty Sanchez January 27, 2003

royale

black and hardxcore. pretty flippin 5w337

the other day i saw this weird royale guy. but he was hawt so it's all good.

by dirty sanchez March 6, 2005

slimy sally

A fat ugly girl whom is jizzed upon during the eating of an apple.

She was sitting under the apple tree and someone randomly slimy sally'd her.

by Dirty Sanchez June 5, 2004

Yea, whateva

What you say when the man is razzin' you.

"hey aren't you that du-"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"aww!"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"hey punk"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"hey i thought i told yo-"
"YEA WHATEVA"

by dirty sanchez May 7, 2003