Definitions by dildo777

titubet 

An unknown psychodelic substance, which psychiatrist Ben Sobel was smoking in the movie "Analyze this"

I smoked a titubet, and I had a guacalude

And suddenly I'm in fishnets and singin' show tunes.

These things happen, but it has nothing to do

With what I'm here with you fine gentlemen today.

titubet by dildo777 April 9, 2019

Hardy 

A man with tremendous ability to have hard-on.
Also, nickname for porn actor.

Timo Hardy got hard-on 15 times in one scene. That's why he called hardy

Hardy by dildo777 March 23, 2019

EZP 

Easy pee.
A full body garment design , which allowes to drain the anaconda in easy way without taking the whole thing off

I got prostate infection, so I'm looking for skiing suit with EZP feature

EZP by dildo777 January 31, 2019

penetrode 

A trode, able to penetrate someone's cornhole

Popularized in the Office Space movie. Peter Gibbons mistaken it for the name of the company.

My life at Penetrode, or What did you do for the company

penetrode by dildo777 January 16, 2019

Sicilians 

The nation spawned by niggers

Despite Sicilia is part of Italy, Sicilians not closely related to Italians from Northern Italy
The legend of Sicilian origin mocked in the movie "True love"

Sicilians were spawned by niggers. Your ancestors are niggers.
And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you're part eggplant

Sicilians by dildo777 November 7, 2018

negr 

A proper word for person of African black heritage in Russia

Despite it cognates with nigger, it never was a racist word. But, due to political correctness crap came from the West, in modern times it's sometimes replaced with Afro-Russian neologism

-Alexander Pushkin's great-grandfather was negr.
-Please, stop using racist words!
-OK, Pushkin was Afro-Russian poet.

negr by dildo777 November 6, 2018

plan 

1. A plot, a schedule, or scheme
2. Hashish, marijuana

Stalin on the meeting with his army generals, walking back and forth and smoking his pipe
Stalin: -Comrade Zhukov, is it your plan?
Zhukov: -Yes, Comrade Stalin!
Stalin, having a good puff: -Comrade Zhukov, you have a great plan!

plan by dildo777 October 20, 2018