Definitions by diggity monkeez

Putrid 

Disgusting, repulsive, offensive. Often used when referring to odors.

Oh, by the way, the putrid smell you caught a whiff of was my brother cooking. You know, because he can't cook.

Putrid by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005

Gonzo 

Blue, large-nosed (beaked?) muppet. Also a nickname for Luis Gonzalez of the Diamondbacks.

Gonzo was in Muppet Treasure Island, the only muppet movie that I ever saw.

Gonzo by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005

Birthdate

The date on which one was born.

The birthdates of Dominican baseball players can be difficult to find out.

Birthdate by Diggity Monkeez May 20, 2005

Knock-Knock Joke

A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.

The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: (Phrase A).

Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?

Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).

Here is a knock-knock joke:

George: Knock-knock.

Reginald: Who's there?

George: Em.

Reginald: 'Em' who?

George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!

Knock-Knock Joke by Diggity Monkeez May 20, 2005

Finals 

Semester's-end examinations that count for (where I live) 15% of the semester grade.

Why am I writing this crap? I should be studying for finals!

Finals by Diggity Monkeez May 19, 2005

Antz 

A 3-D cartoon protesting the placement of the colony above the individual. Rated PG-13.

I remember very little of Antz.

Antz by Diggity Monkeez May 16, 2005

Entry 

Submission for a collection or contest.

1) Bill was the second-to-last entry in the 20-man Bingo Binge of 2003.

2) This entry comes from Martin, who lives in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.

Entry by Diggity Monkeez May 16, 2005