dan's definitions

wash job

A brain washing victim. See brainwashed.

"The man was such a wash job, he belived everything Bush said."

by Dan November 3, 2004

Home Dawg

Someone you drive-by with

Let's go down the street my home dawg.

by Dan February 3, 2003

DanMalo

Its one word, bitch.
He rocks, he rolls, he mods the NG BBS with an iron fist... made of gummi bears.

"You are as cool as DanMalo."
"THATS A LIE!"
"You are right. Nobody is."

by Dan September 28, 2004

pizza'd

Ordering an unrequested pizza to someone's house or apartment, to their complete surprise. Generally followed by them coming online and cussing out whoever did it (if they know).

John totally got pizza'd, I hope he likes the smell of fresh pepperoni at 2am!

by Dan January 19, 2009

bethan

Bethan is absolutely lovely. She r0x0rs. Bethan likes paracetamol. Anyone who comes into contact with Bethan should feel enlightened.

"Yesterday I was enlightened. I met Bethan."

by Dan June 28, 2004

The Pistol

A stupid and rigged gun used in Halo by people with no skill. The Pistol's damage is calculated as follows; Where X is range to target X is equivilant to range of Pistol, and where X is health of target player X is equivilant to damage of Pistol.

"The pistol isint rigged"
"... Are you serious? If i crammed three nuclear missiles into a pistol bullet, it still wouldent be as strong as the Halo pistol!"

by Dan May 31, 2004

hatchet man

logo of phychopathic records. kinda like the logo for the dark carnival.

im runnin with the hatchet

by Dan January 24, 2004