dan's definitions

asymptote

A straight line that is the limiting value of a curve. It can have many different equations and is the most important factor in curve sketches and other similar mathematical sectors.

The 4th order polynomial approaches the asymptote at y = x on the cartesian number plane.

by Dan October 10, 2003

Soho

A blending of the word sorority and the shortened slang term for whore. A girl willing to screw her way to the top either financially or socially regardless of the consequences to herself or her friends.

Samantha and I are good friends, but get a few drinks in her and she's a total Soho. Watch your back !

by Dan January 10, 2004

batty snake

a batty rider's penis

ratid! get ya batty snake outta my ass!

by dan November 22, 2004

get laid

the ultimate purpose of life

I got laid last night by that hot cambodian

by dan July 26, 2004

feeling salty

phrase said when someone makes a mistake (regional: Philadelphia)

Guy: I was gonna rock her world but then I found out she was a he!
Other Guy: Feeling salty!

by Dan August 19, 2003

tuna vag

Tuna vag is a slang for a horrendously smelling vagina.

"My god, I had Dano over last night, and she has a fucking tuna vag homie"

by Dan January 18, 2005

Beaston

A cracking of the voice usually common in pre-teens or adolescense

YOu popped a beaston

by Dan April 1, 2003