dan's definitions

contraflow

Where authorities change the direction of highway lanes to aid in the evacuation of people during a major disaster.

Since the hurricane is expected to make landfall in 48 hours, the Highway Patrol will implement contraflow on Highways 25, 40, and 65 to speed up the evacuation of residents and tourists. Traffic will only be allowd to go north on these roads during contraflow.

by Dan October 20, 2008

a joey

"Joey" means 'cripple' and derives from the famous children's program, Blue Peter.

Blue Peter presentersinvited spina-bifida sufferer, Joey Deacon, onto the show so he could talk about life with this debilitating condition.

"can I play football with you?"

"get away from me you joey"

by dan November 26, 2004

Sexual Chocolate

One of Mark Henry's failed gimmicks

"Mark Henry's biggest accomplishment as Sexual Chocolate was helping Mae Young give birth to a glove."

by Dan December 14, 2003

ka-ching

An imitation of the sound made by a cash register, used when someone's action will result in mo' money; see also cha-ching

I'm gonna cash this check: ka-ching!

by dan September 28, 2004

busting miles

Rolling back the odometer to make a used car appear it has less miles than it actually does. In short...odometer fraud.

State inspectors discovered Wild Bill's Used Car dealership was busting miles on its cars to get more money than the cars were worth.

by Dan May 19, 2008

Mnyernergharghegn

A noise of great frustration or confusion.

1.
"It's spaghetti for dinner again, tonight."
"Mnyernergharghegn!"

2.
"What is the pythagorus theorum?"
"Mnyernergharghegn!?"

by Dan May 1, 2004

DNSIO

This stands for 'Do Not Sit In Oven'

Don't put your ass in the cooker, ok?

by Dan May 13, 2005