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Lesbians

A woman who basically likes only other females in a sexual/emotional way.

Facts.
1.Most lesbians are not hot
2.Guys liked watching them get it on in a sexual manner
3.They are more manipulative than straight men
4.Lesbians are normally women who were born with female body parts but have a chemical imbalance which makes their features look more manly over time while which make them attacted to women with or without the disorder,their also known as "born Lesbians"
5."Made Lesbians" are women who have been used by men and decided that maybe another woman will understand them more.
They can be very feminate making them a prize for "Born Lesbians"
Kate is a lesbian,I mean she is cool but she looks like a guy in the face,but you know what,I would still fuck her because I am a guy and I would stick my dick in anything female
by Dan April 11, 2005
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tumble

To comprehend the meaning of another slang expression.
When he said "rat fink" I didn't tumble.
by Dan November 20, 2003
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virginia tech

I just want to point one thing out here. UVA and VT are completly different schools. If you want a law degree or business degree, you go to UVA. However they cant even touch Virgina Tech's Engineering and Science programs. Both schools are commpletely respectable institutions of learning, but for different areas of study. The demographics are different, with UVA being more preppy and upper class, and VT students having a more casual demeanor and coming from middle class backgrounds. There are rednecks at VT, but most dont make it past freshman year.
Oh, and no one really cares about the Citadel/Virginia Tech rivalry.

Now lets stop this rediculous rivalry and stop comparing apples to oranges.
~I want to major in electrical engineering with a minor in mathematics, so i think i will go to Virginia Tech.

~Thats cool, i want to major in business manegment and become an entrepreneur so i will go to UVA.

~Awesome, i respect your decision because we have different tastes in education.
by Dan April 8, 2005
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domeskie dome

when a girl puts her lips and tongue on a males reproductive organ (penis) and sucks
Erica choked after giving me DOMESKI DOME!!!!!!
by Dan March 18, 2005
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Niggese

noun
A low gutter form of the idiomatic language called Ebonics but riddled with even more grotesque spelling errors. The idea behind the idiom is to "stick it to the whitey" apparently by sounding like a complete retard.

In their quest for trying to sound hip, cool and different, they instead come across like Stepin' Fetchit from the 1930''s or JarJar Binks, denigerate themselves and do the people a great disservice. Whoever came up with the idea that sounding like brain-damaged, school drop-out loser was a good thing should have been dragged into the streets screaming and beaten to death in front of their kids.

Typically used by dumb idle-rich suburban white kids to indicate association with the poor inner city black sub-culture but instead makes the user appear drugged-up and uneducated. Expressions of Niggese include 'wif', 'nigguh', 'Azn', 'dogg','thuggz' and 'biatch'.

See also falsetto cool,rapper,eminem,wigger
Johnny got hit on the head with 20 pounds of falling concrete and he went from speaking English to Niggese in one night.
by Dan January 15, 2004
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daffodil

used when describing one's ass
kiss my shiny metal daffodil ass
by dan October 10, 2003
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life foul

when someone does soemthing stupid and you want them to know they shouldnt have been born
joe is such a life foul he thinks you can have a kid by anal sex
by dan October 18, 2004
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