dan's definitions

Stegnut

Someone who can't reach for their wallet without getting chest pains & whining. A cheapass.

Jus, you stegnut, it only costs 2 bucks!

by Dan November 18, 2003

tea bags

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack

His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot

by Dan November 19, 2003

pom

What boring Aussie gits call their superior counterparts, the English.

The poms are gonna win the World Cup on Saturday

by Dan November 20, 2003

new yorker

Somebody who overrates his own importance. Insists he lives in the best city in the world, despite the fact that he sucks cocks.

New York is a shithole. Geordieboys could kick any New Yorkers arse!

by Dan November 20, 2003

Neath-Swansea Ospreys

Finest rugby team in the land. Play great attacking rugby. When the forces of Neath & Swansea united it was always gonna be something special.

Neath/Swansea Ospreys 205-7 Cardiff Blues

by Dan November 20, 2003

St James Park

The home of football. Gets 52,000 geordie fanatics supporting the most entertaining football team in Europe every week.

What an atmosphere it was at St James Park today. The geordies enjoyed a 4-0 hammering of Barcelona!

by Dan November 20, 2003

woggy maria

An attractive wog girl.

I went down to Melbourne's suburbs and was surrounded by woggy marias who fawned over my skip accent and wealth and culture.

by dan November 20, 2003