dan's definitions

dander

one who is sarcastic

that guy was totally dander today

by dan February 24, 2005

spanish masturbation

1. The act of rhythmically thrusting the penis between a pair of breasts.
2. Also known as 89 and other more vulgar terms.

si ella estaba masturbandome con sus tetas, se llama 'Spanish Masturbation'

by Dan October 19, 2004

swoonage

the quality, degree, or ability of a statement to cause a person to swoon

Wow, I'm having hot flashes. What swoonage!

by Dan January 15, 2005

oil

The reason France vetoed the Iraq war.

Sadly there has been no oil war, I wanted to pay 30 cents a gallon.

by Dan October 5, 2003

Mediterraneans

Europeans who act like Blacks, look like Turks, clannish like Jews and when they protest to free Palestine in the Arabic attire I can't tell the difference between the Muslim immigrants and the local-born Christians at the rallies...

Southern Europe = Proof that Arabs have always had the ability to swim north.

by Dan December 5, 2003

wibble

To fret nervously

Aimee wibbles a lot

by Dan November 9, 2003

Tits

Pacifiers for men and women. Something to look at when talking to a woman.

"hope she doesn't notice me looking at those fine tits"

by dan March 23, 2003