dan's definitions

bjew

a jewish girl but amazingly hott

Me n Bjew r gettin it on in bed

by dan April 6, 2003

Barred

Pornography of any kind... movies/mags/pics/ext.

-"what you doing when you get home"
-"watching Barred"

by Dan November 9, 2004

cardiff

A place in Wales where the locals enjoy such diverse passtimes as drinking, abusing drugs, and fighting.

Man#1: I know! Let's go to cardiff for the evening, abuse some substances, than beat the crap out of each other.
Man#2: I'll have some of that!

by Dan February 4, 2004

Jiggle McJiggleton

Term for defining the fettest of the fetty. Usually used to sarcastically describe people who think they are extremely overweight but in reality they are just average.

"I don't know if I should eat this."
"Go ahead, Jiggle McJiggleton, you're fat enough anyway."

by dan October 27, 2004

colly

A strop.

Ryan threw a colly.

by Dan August 29, 2003

burning the shitters

a term used by many grunts during combat who have to burn shit out of a diesal can using gasoline. vi.

The most awful stench know to man. adv.

That marine went to sleep on guard duty, now he he's burning the shitters.

by dan September 3, 2004

fucks yeaher

when ur really happy and u bust

timmy:tiffany said get a condom and she will fuck u
Johnny:fucks yeaher

by dan March 14, 2005