dan's definitions

HAM

Hot Ass Mom

Synonym: MILF

Man, your mom is a HAM.

by Dan July 7, 2003

J-loed

Verb. To dump. To end a relationship for the most selfish, assinine and infantile reasons.

Since Eric couldn't afford to buy Sarah the new red leather pumps she wanted, the bitch J-loed him.

by Dan January 10, 2004

maynard james keenan

Lead singer of bands: Tool and A Perfect Circle. very talented, perhaps one of the best rock vocalists ever, and writes some really deep lyrics as well. While many complain that he doesnt appreciate his fans, he claims that he doesnt want to hear millions of people constantly praising his work because he thinks it will eventually make him and the band lazy and discontinue to produce the top quality music they do and slump down to being a mediocre band. but he is appreciative if you pay attention, if you ever goto concerts thats usually where he takes a little time to thank the fans. i went to one in New York and he stated, "sometimes we forget why we do this. theres so much bullshit in this business. so thank you for reminding us tonight why we do this"

Maynard James Keenan

by Dan January 14, 2005

beer window

The sliding rear window on a pickup truck. Your beer cans/bottles are not considered open containters when they are in the bed of your truck.

Dude, chuck your brew through the beer window when you are done with it.

by Dan October 31, 2003

FordPrefect

A pretty hoopy frood, visits LUE often.

FordPrefect visits LUE and touches himself at night.

by dan July 23, 2004

point of acknowledgement

It's the same thing as the nod of acknowledgement. but instead of nodding, you point with your index finger.

rather than speaking, i gave john the point of acknowledgement.

by Dan October 20, 2005

bomb-sauce jigga

a word used to annoy preppy white girls

me: that's bomb-sauce jigga
preppy ass white girl: yea...ok we're bigass preps and dont speaka lick of ghetto bitch so fucking talk normal

by Dan August 13, 2004