dan's definitions

nerd

Someone who thinks that they are cool for knowing things that will never be needed. Or someone who does an unnecisary amount of schoolwork because they think that is cool.

Jessica is a total nerd

by dan October 15, 2006

Hiato

Hiato means friend, buddy, pal. When someone is close to you and you can count on them, they are your hiato.

"I owe you a favour Hiato"

by Dan August 21, 2004

crazy rocker

a unique type of rocker that listens to classic rock music but are also big bob marley fans
often look like white rastas

wagwan i'm a crazy rocker

by dan November 22, 2004

donky conk

to fuck a girl from behind, right before you cum you hit her in the back of the head with a brick and she will tighten up.

"oh... oh.... im gonna *SMASH* ohhhhhhhhh yea tammy"

by dan May 22, 2003

ax wound

A euphemism for the vagina, especially a very red one.

I was bangin' Gina last nite, and her vag was so red it looked like an ax wound.

by dan December 5, 2003

Paedofinder General

A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.

"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile

by Dan February 1, 2005

meesh

a spread, as in peanut butter,mayo,jelly, possibly sometimes a topping.(whip cream)

DUDE..Put some meesh on it.
Can u put some meesh on my milkshake please?

by Dan January 5, 2005