dan's definitions

Oogle

I once found a cat and called it Oogle. We had to hand it over to the RSPCA as it experienced regular seizures.

"Here, kitty kitty kitty Oogle"

by Dan June 28, 2004

suss

To check something out, have a look at something, investigate, try to figure something out.

You can't figure out how to work the DVD remote? Give me a suss.

by Dan May 13, 2005

heinz

Where Kerry gets all his campaign money

It's not blood money, it's ketchup money

by Dan April 10, 2004

Grady Little

n. Worst baseball coach ever.
see also: Moron, Idiot, Retard, Fag

1. Grady Little is the biggest retard in the history of Sports Management.
2. Can Grady Little coach a team? No because he is a moron

by Dan October 17, 2003

gangly

adv.1.Tall and lanky
2 Expresion for anything that is cool

Ben Mace, a.k.a. Beeno
Gabe Zink as well

by Dan May 1, 2003

assault weapon

Basically a scary looking gun that gun grabbers think is too scary for normal people to have.

Wimpy gun grabber: We're not familiar with guns, but these ones LOOK ominous

by Dan March 1, 2004

Lust

Proper Noun: Lust is a homunculus from the anime Full Metal Alchemist. She was created when an Ishabli man attempted to resurrect his beautiful lover after her premature death. He failed, as do most other human transmutations. The Ishabli man embarked on a quest to create the Philosopher's Stone, a legendary substance which would allow him to truly resurrect his lover. However, he was killed before he could attain his goal. The homunculus that resulted from his failed attempt was obtained by Dante - a powerful female alchemist - and groomed into a beautiful and deadly assassin. (A mark of her servitude to Dante is the ouroboros tattoo on her bosom.) As a homunculus, Lust possesses a special power in addition to her imperviousness. She is capable of extending her indestructible, claw-like nails to a considerable length. This technique is called the "ultimate halberd," and serves as a mortal weapon.

After years of loyal service to the alchemist who raised her, Lust's memories began to resurface as she interacted with humans. Rejecting her past, she killed a human who fell in love with her and brought about flashbacks of her former life. Later, Scar – the brother of the man who attempted to resurrect Lust – revealed the truth about how she was born. Lust accepted her past, and came to the realization that homunculi wish to be human – despite their superiority to normal humans – because of their past. After Scar's death, she allied herself with Edward Elric in order to obtain humanity via the Philosopher's Stone and rebel against the evil Dante. Before she could reveal Dante's true identity, Lust was engaged in combat with her fellow homunculi. Wrath, a homunculus capable of using alchemy, sealed her during the battle. This weakened her enough for her opponent to kill her. Lust's true name, the name of her lover, and Scar's name were never revealed.

Lust really takes the whole homunculus thing in stride.

Wow, that Lust's got a great rack and hot bod. But watch out, she'll kick your ass!

by Dan December 18, 2004