dan's definitions

jojy forjy

A screwed up way to say jujy fruits

JOOOORRRRJJEEEFOOORRJEEE.....George forman?

by DAN August 5, 2003

cockbarf

Total garbage or crap. Often used to express extreme dislike for something.

Movies starting with T and ending in '-itanic'.

by Dan February 23, 2004

Nerd

A man who because of his tiny penis and ugly looks, never has a girlfriend and spends all day playing video games and pretending to be a gangsta.

Star Wars fans are nerds

by dan October 15, 2006

Zerandise

A person who lives so close to many different animals he acts like one... a nub excursion user

Look! its a hippopotamaus, o wait,its a zer!

by Dan November 30, 2003

Im Rick James bitch

Im Rick James bitch!

Classic phrase used on "chappelle's Show" when Dave Chappelle was playing the part of Rick James.

"Fuck yo' couch nigga!
I'm Rick James bitch!"

by dan February 24, 2004

Alphy

A synonym for God. Generally used during sexual intercourse.

Oh my Alphy!

by Dan September 1, 2003

Martin and Max

A team of heroes. They freed Martin's neighborhood from the tyranny of local dumbasses in an epic battle.

Martin and Max should recieve recognition for their heroic deeds.

by Dan June 9, 2004