dan's definitions

Emiled

A big fat faggot who thinks hes cool and smokes weed and thinks hes badass but hes actually a little polish bitch.

Emil is a little bitch.

by Dan October 28, 2004

warcraft nerd

someone who plays warcraft too much. very very very tiny (bite size carrot). see stu

stu is a warcraft nerd.

by dan November 28, 2003

dude

White word for nigga

white:wuts up dude?
black:wuts happenin nigga?

by Dan February 15, 2004

Aloysius

The renegade province located off the east coast of Africa. Run by a group of Satanist I.H.M. nuns who have enslaved many peoples who aimlessley drifted to the island in search of food and/or shelter. Its leader The Dimick is notorious through out Africa as a brutal War Lord. Some have attempted to save the poor creatures trapped on this island. One man's name is Sung Bung.

Did you hear that someone ALMOST escaped from Aloysius but got shot in the head, ravaged my sharks, poisoned, impaled, and raped before he had a chance?

by Dan March 26, 2004

disarm zee dynamite

Almost as awesome as "Need Covering Fire" or "Ha, sehr gut!"

Solder: Disaem zee dynamite!

Engineer: God dammit, maybe if I had some covering fire I could!

by Dan June 13, 2004

card

membership in a group/gang.

"He's talking to me like he's a card carrying member of the Wu-Tang Clan"
-Dennis Leary

Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin that trash we'll pull your “card”
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin shit
-Eazy-E

by Dan January 8, 2005

hang

To dangle or swing by the by neck until the life passes out of your body and you crap yourself. What occurs when your tie gets caught in the ceiling fan.

"You shall hang by the neck till you are dead"
"But all I did was boink the sheriff's daughter"

by dan October 9, 2003