dan's definitions

Vietnam

The latest military conflict in the eyes of any random leftist.

{Insert name of military conflict, e.g. Iraq} is the next Vietnam

by Dan October 5, 2003

Harry Potter

A reporter for Australia's Network Ten (no joke).

"...Harry Potter, Ten news".

by Dan November 24, 2003

BTAG

BTAG aka Big Titted Asian Girl, very hard to find and very in demand.

Did you check out that BTAG, what a fox?

by Dan March 1, 2005

chunt

Derived from the words 'Chode' and 'Cunt'. When added together becoming 'Chunt', meaning a Cunt that is wider than it is deep.

"Andrew is such a chunt."
"Sally has a chunt."
"Her chunt is so fucking wide, and not at all deep! What the hell gives!"

by Dan January 21, 2005

staggalee

from Stagger Lee, the nickname for Lloyd Price, convicted for killing a man for taking his hat during a political argument. Commonly used to describe someone who has a very short fuse

Don't be a stagalee, I was just joking!

by Dan April 4, 2005

julienned fries

Potatoes (or any vegetable) cut into long thin strips: julienne potatoes; julienned pork. Aka French fries.

Often misspelled julian, julianned, julien since apparently most people have only heard the term on TV infomercials.

The wiz-o-matic kitchen utensil- It slices, it dices, it makes JULIENNED FRIES!

by Dan December 28, 2004

rail

Cheap liquor, kept close at hand near the bar rail

I can't afford a Jack&Coke, so you'd better make it rail.

by dan September 28, 2004