dan's definitions

lap

long ass pussy

ya know those big bitches who look like they have to have a pussy that goes from belly button to asshole

by dan December 11, 2003

Contra

The greatest band ever.

Contra > You

by Dan November 30, 2003

pom

What boring Aussie gits call their superior counterparts, the English.

The poms are gonna win the World Cup on Saturday

by Dan November 20, 2003

recockulous

rediculous beyond belief, often in a good way

This new triple chambered water bong you got is recockulous!

by Dan April 28, 2003

reverse blumpkin

Receiving head or t-bagging while a woman is on the toilet.

Dave walked into the wrong bathroom only to receive the reverse blumpkin from a stranger.

by Dan June 2, 2004

guarana

A South American fruit, from which the seeds are used to make stimulants, and for some medicinal purposes(but really, who isn't really taking it just to get a rush?). It contains 4 or 5% caffeine (coffee has about 1%) and is found in many energy drinks, and is also sold as a powder that is mixed into drinks.

after drinking all that coffee with guarana powder in it, i was up for days!

by dan July 15, 2004

wadafa??

a commonly used word that came about by people begining to use the ever so popular phrase what the fuck?? but stopped in midtrack to preserve either their viring tongue or someone else's viring ears

You: Hey, suck my cock.
Me: Wadafa?
You: Thanks for stopping yourself. My mother is in the next room.
Me: No problem.

by dan April 24, 2005