dan's definitions

Mortiis

A mentally ill scandanavian troll,who plays strange techno-rock on his keyboard. Also known as the locust master.

They sacrifice themselves to the locust master!

by Dan April 20, 2004

tekken

The deepest fighting game ever made. Disliked by dumbasses because of this. These dumbasses also think the combo system is cheap because they don't know the difference between a 10-hit string and a real combo.

If you lose to a button-masher in tekken, it's because you suck at the game.

by Dan February 24, 2003

pepperhead

"pepperhead" a type of marijauna commonly found in New York, very distinct after taste

Blaze that shit!!!!1

by Dan December 11, 2003

warhammer

A very interesting and compelling tabletop game of fantasy battles - And although it's made fun of by many people, and those playing it are put into a stereotype, this is hugely innacurate - Yes, warhammer is expensive for what it is - imaginary battles with plastic models - but so what? It's fun, it's a hobby - and that has to be worth spending money on. Opposers have their hobbies too - just how much did THEY spend on doing something they enjoy? If it's fun, it's probably worth spending your hard earner cash on just because of the fact it brings you happiness.

Just you wait till I get my Dragon Prices of Caledor....

by Dan November 2, 2004

Motorola

One of the largest manufacturers of mobile phones, semiconductors, and other electronic equipment.

Motorola is often known for making cellular phones, such as the RAZR or StarTAC. They produced the first cell phone, sometimes called the "brick" for it's brick-like shape and weight.

Other products include radios, PowerPC computer processors, and semiconductors.

"Hello Moto!" is the company's motto.

by Dan June 9, 2005

put it on the glass

spoken by the Mooninties in Aqua teen hunger force and many rap videos . . refers to old style strip joints where there is a shade that rises after after a coin is dropped in the slot and the girl dances behind a window..

when you want to see the booty up close you say " Yo Bitch!! Put it on the glass!

by dan July 9, 2004

Wreake Valley

School in Syston, looks like a prison and has psychadellic carpets upstairs from the 70s, with BigMac at the helm. Still awesome even though the green doors are basically time portals back to when Donovan was in the charts and Mr. Booth was a hippy, rather than Ozzy Osbourne.

Well done Dr. Barrie, who cares if you use foul language during a first aid demonstation - awesome!!!

by Dan April 21, 2005