dan's definitions

turtle poke

When you poop peeks out of your asshole.

I got a gnarly turtle poke when I grunted.

by Dan August 10, 2003

ka-ching

An imitation of the sound made by a cash register, used when someone's action will result in mo' money; see also cha-ching

I'm gonna cash this check: ka-ching!

by dan September 28, 2004

a joey

"Joey" means 'cripple' and derives from the famous children's program, Blue Peter.

Blue Peter presentersinvited spina-bifida sufferer, Joey Deacon, onto the show so he could talk about life with this debilitating condition.

"can I play football with you?"

"get away from me you joey"

by dan November 26, 2004

Sexual Chocolate

One of Mark Henry's failed gimmicks

"Mark Henry's biggest accomplishment as Sexual Chocolate was helping Mae Young give birth to a glove."

by Dan December 14, 2003

lumpymilk

nerd geek gamer loser
one who can't stomach milk jeeplover

wanker especially

See that lumpymilk trying to get unstuck in his jeep?

by dan June 24, 2004

cashes

niggerspeak for money. also see monies

"Yo, foo, how much cashes does you be gotten?"

by Dan March 31, 2005

urbandictionary

A website founded on a great idea but saturated by people trying to make personal insults (to millions of people who don't give a flying fuck about your vendetta with someone we've never met), and to make sexual connotations like alaskan pipeline or pipe line

Urban Dictionary is a place where you can be as stupid or vulgar as you want.

by Dan December 8, 2004