dan's definitions

satantastic

a faboulous work of Satan or satanism. Hellish but cool. Goes good with Rob Zombie or Megadeath playing in the background.

dude! this tomb is so satantastic with all the candles and the alter and stuff

by Dan January 15, 2005

assbeef

An external, exposed part of the rectum. Usually occurs as a result of anal sex with insufficient lubrication and a quick removal of the penis or other object.

I had my penis in her butt and she pulled away too quick. Now she has assbeef.

by Dan September 10, 2004

colly

A strop.

Ryan threw a colly.

by Dan August 29, 2003

dork

Someone who acts extremely immature either because they seek attention, to have fun, or because they don't care what others think of them.

Dorks are so annoying.

by Dan June 25, 2004

fucks yeaher

when ur really happy and u bust

timmy:tiffany said get a condom and she will fuck u
Johnny:fucks yeaher

by dan March 14, 2005

Mijir

Mijir - A derogitory word used in the south of the United States to offend black midgets

If you see a black midjet walking down the street, and you call him a mijir, he will kick your ass.

by Dan April 4, 2005

Harrisonburg City School

A division split up between the rich kids and the poor kids.
One word sums this hell hole up: Sluts n' Hoes. Come here if you like cheap pot and cheap women. Teen pregnancy is 30% of the population there. Note: preps WILL be stomped on.unless you play football. then you are basically glorified, and all the hoes n' sluts want you. freshman guys: good luck getting girls, cause they wont look at you if you dont have a car, which you dont unless you failed like half the people in your grade. Have fun. and if you are white, make sure you are wigger or skater, unless your a prep who plays football. then you might be ok.

hi, im john i just moved here. do you like my khakis from Abercrombie?
guy: do you play football(yo)
John: no
BAM!!!!

by dan November 16, 2004